[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

dear mary,
then, please tell me which of my quotes weren't backed up with the bible.
(for you information: i am using the gutenberg bible which was the first book ever being printed. it was created in 1452 and a direct translation of the old bible that was still written in latin and thus should be pretty close to the original ancient texts.)

BLASPHEMER!!!!

KJB is the ONLY TRUE BOOK

devil be gone

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Now I am confused. Are you a coward, a queer or a queer coward?

No matter.

Friend, you need to read the Bible. If you want to (as you 3rd world people say) 'Fancy' yourself as a Christian, you need to follow the Bible. Not put your own personal spin on it because "You know what God really meant'. Doing so just makes you appear the buffoon and I am sure you do not want people to think that.

hello james,
no one really can know what the bible means, as i explained in my first post.
(btw: telling me to read the bible is strange. what makes you think you know i haven't read it yet?)
also naming germany as 3rd world country is pretty ignorant as we germans are wealthier than most of the americans. also in relation to the size of your country, we've got the stronger economy.
(and people like to drive bmw, mercedes, porsche, audi and so forth. general motors, chrysler and so on are out of the game my friend.)

and with my explanation about cowards i meant the following:
just put coward instead of faggot in my very first post, that's all it says.
i've got no idea what makes you think i would describe myself as coward, that wouldn't make sense.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Friend, the Bible is as clear as day. God had it written for the 'lowest common denominator'. It is when people start looking for hidden meaning or Waldo that problems exist.


Friend, the whole world considers you people to be 3rd world. Sorry. The USA got 1/2 of you guys when you tried 'dominate the world' back a few years.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

BLASPHEMER!!!!

KJB is the ONLY TRUE BOOK

devil be gone

my dear wayne,

1.) prove it!
2.) i made sure i just took pieces of text that match with the kjb.
3.) you're acting the same way as the catholic inquisition did in the 13th century. don't insult your own intelligence by falling back in that old fashioned thinking.
4.) the gutenberg bible is 200 years older and thus nearer to the source.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

my dear wayne,

1.) prove it!
2.) i made sure i just took pieces of text that match with the kjb.
3.) you're acting the same way as the catholic inquisition did in the 13th century. don't insult your own intelligence by falling back in that old fashioned thinking.
4.) the gutenberg bible is 200 years older and thus nearer to the source.

ok,

here it is.

(for you information: i am using the gutenberg bible which was the first book ever being printed. it was created in 1452 and a direct translation of the old bible that was still written in latin and thus should be pretty close to the original ancient texts.)

4.) the gutenberg bible is 200 years older and thus nearer to the source.

guttenberg is simply not the KJB and so i repeat again

BLASPHEMER!!!!

next you will be pulling up the stale old fish regarding the 13 books that the council of nicea had judgement over

Such Blasphemous tongue you are using.

drop to your knees and repent, scrub that filthy tongue which a metal brush!!

might your be a witch perhaps?

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

BEWARE OF THIS FALSE GOD (or king James)

please senior pastors help me exorcise this Bavarian witch

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Friend, the Bible is as clear as day. God had it written for the 'lowest common denominator'. It is when people start looking for hidden meaning or Waldo that problems exist.


Friend, the whole world considers you people to be 3rd world. Sorry. The USA got 1/2 of you guys when you tried 'dominate the world' back a few years.

well, the thing about the bible is: it's not!
firstly it's written by mans hand. it is a collection of believes and stories that people told eachother in old times. to be precise: it were the israeli people. when the king nebukadnezar IInd kidnapped the israeli people they decided to write everything down in order to preserve their religion and culture. that was the begin of the first texts of the old testament.

now secondly: there are words in hebrew and old greek that can be understood in several ways. then it also depends how you interpret a part of the text. this can vary pretty much as interpretation always goes with association. what you have learned and experienced defines what you interpret in the bible.

and about that germany thing:
1.) that was 70 years go
2.) it was all allies, NOT just the USA
3.) now we are the strongest economical power in europe.
4.) everyone buys the leopard tank, german submarines and german weapons.
5,) everybody from russia, over china to the usa buys german cars

inform your self, read the financial times or the wallstreet journal. there you can get a bit more info.
in the european union the case is even stronger: when angela merkel says something, the whole EU does it.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

ok,

here it is.





guttenberg is simply not the KJB and so i repeat again

BLASPHEMER!!!!

next you will be pulling up the stale old fish regarding the 13 books that the council of nicea had judgement over

Such Blasphemous tongue you are using.

drop to your knees and repent, scrub that filthy tongue which a metal brush!!

might your be a witch perhaps?

well first:
that's your opinion, i have mine so we should just continue talking about the common verses.
now:
stop insulting me, stay sophisticated please as i am being with you! you are just decreasing my respect for you! also it's annoying and shows me i'm talking to a person with a dull mind.
(and by the way: it would be witchER, as you are talking to a male.)

here are some questions:
1.) is your believe so weak that you can't stand strong in this debate? you are crying after the pastors like a child after his mummy! i just want to talk and have a good, differenciated diskussion. no reason for crying, i don't want to kill you man. *rolleyes*
2.) you said that the kjb is the only book. is that a fact?

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

(and by the way: it would be witchER, as you are talking to a male.)

that has been called into question a few posts ago by another church member

here are some questions:
1.) is your believe so weak that you can't stand strong in this debate? you are crying after the pastors like a child after his mummy! i just want to talk and have a good, differenciated diskussion. no reason for crying, i don't want to kill you man. *rolleyes*

Regarding the use of the word 'Mummy'
might you also worship in the temple of Isis?
as mummies are closely related to Egyptian culture and not God Fearing American Christians

Random killings ONLY happen in the land of the FREE. the USA.

2.) you said that the kjb is the only book. is that a fact?

YES, there is simply no other book.

I can understand that being so close to many Slavic countries that there might be outside influences at work here.

But i do give it up to the German Barbarians as the vehicles BMW, Mercedes etc do actually have a target embedded with the company emblem.......this is to have an accurate aim whilst running over Jews.....quite like a rifle does when you spread the word of the lord to the non believers.

Yes BMW are cheap in Germany but you can also use the very same car in the heathen lands in the middle east as a taxi service.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation! can you leave it, or would your vocabulary then be so poor that you wouldn't even be able to have a proper conversation? that would make you the barbarian.
btw: is that how you people present the landover baptist church? for people to become the impression that you are just a bunch of losers, unable of anything but screaming, defaming and insulting?

and about our cars: the target is actually for people to see it right behind them in their back mirror when they are to slow because they are just to dumb to drive properly on our motorways, since a lot of them have not speed limits. *cough* e.g. americans *cough*

that has been called into question a few posts ago by another church member

what do you mean?

Regarding the use of the word 'Mummy'
might you also worship in the temple of Isis?
as mummies are closely related to Egyptian culture and not God Fearing American Christians

Random killings ONLY happen in the land of the FREE. the USA.




YES, there is simply no other book.

I can understand that being so close to many Slavic countries that there might be outside influences at work here.

don't insult my and your intelligence by speculating wildley about the egyptian culture and slavic influences as you know very well that mummy ist another word for mom (mother) and that there is no one big slavic religon.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation! can you leave it, or would your vocabulary then be so poor that you wouldn't even be able to have a proper conversation? that would make you the barbarian.
btw: is that how you people present the landover baptist church? for people to become the impression that you are just a bunch of losers, unable of anything but screaming, defaming and insulting?

and about our cars: the target is actually for people to see it right behind them in their back mirror when they are to slow because they are just to dumb to drive properly on our motorways, since a lot of them have not speed limits. *cough* e.g. americans *cough*



what do you mean?




don't insult my and your intelligence by speculating wildley about the egyptian culture and slavic influences as you know very well that mummy ist another word for mom (mother) and that there is no one big slavic religon.

do i really need to throw another line in the water here?

the fishing seems good so let me grab my picnic basket...BRB

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation!

ok,
here we go yet again.......

ever since the time of the Romans (cant remember which time they kicked your ass) the Bavarians have always been referred to as 'Barbarians' simply because the lack on structured society of a village lifestyle

this also included the Visigoths, The Huns and so on.
this term was used simply because YOUR tribal empire lacked structure and were busy raiding each others villages and putting animal scalps on your heads....am i wrong on this also?

Correct me if i am wrong here but im sure I am correct in the use of this 'generic' term first coined over 1000 years ago.

I am not after your respect, im here to learn the KJV of the bible
(the one true book)

once you can clearly demonstrate the error in what i say precisely and without failure or misinterpretation I will give you a break.

As im sure you might remember, your first post was that of insult and pursuit of church members.

have a think about that one whilst i get some more bait.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

actually the barbarians caused the fall of rome but nevermind. then the germans were not barbarians at that times but germanics. *fail*

also you know very well that barbarian today is meant as an insultment as the historical barbarians don't exist anymore since ages.

good! no that we've put this right and you seem able to take without insulting words we've done one step forward.

bad i've got some bad news for you: 99% of you guy's are already gonna burn in hell, so there's no need anymore of further bible studyings:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5,22.

So insulting people brings you in hell. But I'm sure, you'll find some sort of excuse why this part of the bible shouldn't apply for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

actually the barbarians caused the fall of rome but nevermind. then the germans were not barbarians at that times but germanics. *fail*

also you know very well that barbarian today is meant as an insultment as the historical barbarians don't exist anymore since ages.

good! no that we've put this right and you seem able to take without insulting words we've done one step forward.

bad i've got some bad news for you: 99% of you guy's are already gonna burn in hell, so there's no need anymore of further bible studyings:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5,22.

So insulting people brings you in hell. But I'm sure, you'll find some sort of excuse why this part of the bible shouldn't apply for you.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

hello mary and wayne.
firstly, that is a great idea i surely will present myself in the intro* forum.
i am a bit furios about the inhuman ways how people with different opinions in here are getting crushed by insulting them and making them ridicolous.

You're mistaken, dear. If someone looks ridiculous, it's not because we insult them, it's because the ridiculousness of their ideas have been exposed to the light. Sometimes, people simply don't recognize the foolishness of the ideas they've been taught to accept because they surround themselves with like-minded people. Seeing them from an objective point of view can be a little unsettling for some people, but I assure you, no True Christian™ is trying to insult and ridicule anyone.

so i became angry and wanted the bring some people back from the high podium they are standing on.

But friend, the "podium" you see is nothing less than the LORD's Holy Word Itself! That's why you'll not find a single True Christian™ polluting this find forum with personal opinions or independent thoughts. Instead you'll see the glorification of God's Holy Bible!

dear mary,
i would like to answer your pn aswell.

firstly i would like to ask which parts of my text you find boring or witless?
of course i am assuming that harsh criticism is something this community can bear so this surely can't be the reason why in your opinion it is boring.

Dear, I didn't find one ounce of praise for the Sweet Redeemer in your post. I looked and looked, but the sheer number of useless words made my eyes glaze over. Further, there was nothing of value in it at all! No talk about what Christ has done for you lately, just complaining. There's no cleverness in that. Any tantruming toddler can do the same

then, please tell me which of my quotes weren't backed up with the bible.

Dear, you cannot be expected to comprehend the Bible unless you read it as a whole, not a select number of verses here and there to make a point.

I hope that helps. I look forward to your Introduction Thread.

Mary