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  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by JustDave View Post
    Alvin, I'm pretty sure we don't know each other so why do you think I dress like a woman or act like a woman? I don't really understand how you came to that conclusion. Also, I understand everyone that joins up here is "unsaved trash" in the beginning but how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?
    Well, you could start by acting like less of a jerk and helping us to spread the Word of God.



    Originally posted by JustDave View Post
    WWJDnow, I'm sure Sister Etheldreda is a good Christian...otherwise she would still be "unsaved trash" and I'm not saying she "lied", she's simply mistaken.
    Oooooohhh, bad start.

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    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Originally posted by JustDave View Post
      how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?
      Salvation is not like your modern "gender fluidity" nonsense. You don't just claim an identity today and another one tomorrow. To be Saved is to be Born Again (John 3:3). Tell us, have you given yourself over to Christ yet? Have you repented of your disgusting, putrid sins yet? Have you grovelled at the feet of the Sweet Redeemer and begged for mercy yet?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Salvation is not like your modern "gender fluidity" nonsense. You don't just claim an identity today and another one tomorrow. To be Saved is to be Born Again (John 3:3). Tell us, have you given yourself over to Christ yet? Have you repented of your disgusting, putrid sins yet? Have you grovelled at the feet of the Sweet Redeemer and begged for mercy yet?
        Mary, I understand you are a moderator at this site which puzzles me. That places you in a position of authority over the men on this site which is a no no.. 1Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
        I'm really surprised that the men in charge of this site allow you to be in such a high place.
        1 Timothy 2:12 King James Version (KJV)
        12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
        Now, I suppose I shall get yet another infraction for this as I'm sure you will find some reason to disregard this and say it's incorrect.

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        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by JustDave View Post
          Mary, I understand you are a moderator at this site which puzzles me. That places you in a position of authority over the men on this site which is a no no.. 1Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
          I'm really surprised that the men in charge of this site allow you to be in such a high place.
          1 Timothy 2:12 King James Version (KJV)
          12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
          Now, I suppose I shall get yet another infraction for this as I'm sure you will find some reason to disregard this and say it's incorrect.
          I don't know about you dear, but I'm not in church. I'm in my kitchen.

          And you have no authority here to take away.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
            Mary, I understand you are a moderator at this site which puzzles me. That places you in a position of authority over the men blah blah blah
            You haven't done a single manly thing since you've been here, in this or the other loser account you made.

            No more backsass from you, kid.
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            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              You haven't done a single manly thing since you've been here, in this or the other loser account you made.

              No more backsass from you, kid.
              You're entitled to you opinion Zech but at least I've tried to play nicer this time yet you're still being a bunch of self righteous ***removed vulgar language***. So why don't you and Miss Mary ***removed an inappropriate invite to extramarital unnatural fornication***.
              Last edited by Elmer G. White; 12-18-2014, 03:29 AM. Reason: Removed lots of potty language.

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              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
                ...tedious tantrum snipped...
                Less toys out of the pram, more KJV.

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                • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Less toys out of the pram, more KJV.
                  I admit I had no idea what "toys out of the pram" meant so I had to Google it. I like that! I'm going to have to use that sometime. Thank you for turning me on to a new saying that will come in handy.

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                  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Good grief, is that how you Jesus-haters get your jollies, by interstate online abuse of the elderly? Do you realize that's a felony?


                    I am not trying to abuse anyone. I was simply stating my opinion.
                    Rom.1:26-27
                    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                      I am not trying to abuse anyone. I was simply stating my opinion.
                      First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                      Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                      Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                      If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by JustARetard View Post
                        Alvin, I'm pretty sure we don't know each other so why do you think I dress like a woman or act like a woman? I don't really understand how you came to that conclusion. Also, I understand everyone that joins up here is "unsaved trash" in the beginning but how do you become classified as something else like "True Christian" such as yourself?

                        It would be necessary to accept Jesus as your savior to become a Christian. To become a forum member: well, I would say that the investigation is going badly for you, judging from the red votes you have received. You will be lucky to avoid tar and feathers, IMO.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                          ...You will be lucky to avoid tar and feathers, IMO.
                          Meh, they're not so bad.

                          With the right hat and shoes, anything works.

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                          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            >we don't exclude anyone
                            >mfw Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!

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                            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Originally posted by Gamecuben-2 View Post
                              >we don't exclude anyone
                              >mfw Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!
                              Context: do you have it?

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                              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Gamecuben-2 View Post
                                >we don't exclude anyone
                                >mfw Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!
                                Negroidialism and fudgepackery are just outward symptoms of a deeper moral deficit. We welcome repentant scum of every make and model. Once a rancid pillow biter or an amoral pie stealing porch monkey have made a conscious decision to wash satan from their rectums with a deluge of Christ's blood, they are transformed into new creatures in Him.2 Corinthians 5:17

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