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  • #136
    Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

    Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.

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    • #137
      Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

      Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
      Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.
      Ever heard of internets vampires? They feed off your bandwidth with an endless stream of tedious posts without paying their way by making regular donations to Jesus. I can think of at least one.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #138
        Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

        I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?

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        • #139
          Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
          I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?
          No, I'd like you to stop sitting around spitting backsass all over God's Favourite Forums and go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #140
            Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.
            That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.

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            • #141
              Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
              That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.
              A ) Is 16 below the age of consent where you live? It must be a pretty backwards place if so.
              B ) You need a proper Christian man in your life, not a Village People fan with a bushy moustache.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #142
                Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
                2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

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                • #143
                  Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                  Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                  1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
                  2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?
                  So why doesn't you boyfriend marry you and make you an honest women since he has an income? Honey, those eggs in your mommy oven aren't getting any younger. Or is he aspiring to be a semen to a rear admiral? The military has been so messed up since they allowed Californians to join it.

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                  • #144
                    Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                    By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.

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                    • #145
                      Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

                      Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                      1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
                      Well, I'm glad to see he homeschools you, and doesn't trust you around those secular doctors or anything. Also, does your father know that 80% of all child abusers are the father, foster father, stepfather or another relative or close family friend of the victim?
                      2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?
                      I see. Is he also an Injun who rides a motorbike and works on a construction site? Do you know whether or not he's ever stayed at the Young Men's Christian Association?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #146
                        Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                        Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                        By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.
                        I'm not sure if Llewellyn is your lezbean "boyfriend" or what, but I agree with you that it won't last. Unnatural homer couplings never do. By the way, unless you live in Godless Canada, there IS no "legal" age for sodomite marriage. And just because something is legal, that doesn't mean that Jesus approves. Until you renounce satan and all his works, no relationship will last. Jesus never rewards sin.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #147
                          Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                          Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                          By Llewellyn!
                          Lou Ellen...?

                          By Golly, you ARE a depraved Lezbean!

                          I hope your Father beats some sense into you before you wind up in Hell having an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.

                          It's your choice Sinner. Choose JESUS or choose crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.

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                          • #148
                            Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.
                            Wow Sister!!
                            You remembered that part of Pastors Sunday Sermon almost word perfect!!

                            PRAISE HIM!!

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                            • #149
                              Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.


                              Down, Thumper.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • #150
                                Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

                                Do a google search for "Llewellyn", see what you come up with. He is not the boyfriend that I was so proud of until I learned of his lies. The boyfriend is no longer with me.

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