[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Of course some don't have to attack you to feed off of you. Ever hear of psychic vampires? They feed off your energy. I knew one.

Ever heard of internets vampires? They feed off your bandwidth with an endless stream of tedious posts without paying their way by making regular donations to Jesus. I can think of at least one.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

I am sixteen and broke, I can't make regular donations. Or would you like donations of $0.00 every month?

No, I'd like you to stop sitting around spitting backsass all over God's Favourite Forums and go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Go find a good, hardworking 40-year-old Christian husband like Jesus wants you to, so he can tithe 10% of his salary on your behalf.

That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

That's called pedophidilia where I live and I have a boyfriend in the Navy.

A ) Is 16 below the age of consent where you live? It must be a pretty backwards place if so.
B ) You need a proper Christian man in your life, not a Village People fan with a bushy moustache.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.
2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

So why doesn't you boyfriend marry you and make you an honest women since he has an income? Honey, those eggs in your mommy oven aren't getting any younger. Or is he aspiring to be a semen to a rear admiral? The military has been so messed up since they allowed Californians to join it.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Vampires: Satanic, Insane Murderers

1) 16 is the age of consent but my father wouldn't let a 40 year old man who is not part of our family within a forty block radius of me.

Well, I'm glad to see he homeschools you, and doesn't trust you around those secular doctors or anything. Also, does your father know that 80% of all child abusers are the father, foster father, stepfather or another relative or close family friend of the victim?

2) What part of "18 year old volunteer firefighter who went into the navy to help pay for college" do you not understand?

I see. Is he also an Injun who rides a motorbike and works on a construction site? Do you know whether or not he's ever stayed at the Young Men's Christian Association?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn! How can you be so ignorant. The legal marriage age is 18 for BOTH. And I'm sorry but there is someone special reserved for THAT by the Higher Powers, all I have to do is find him besides I don't think this guy and I shall last very long.

I'm not sure if Llewellyn is your lezbean "boyfriend" or what, but I agree with you that it won't last. Unnatural homer couplings never do. By the way, unless you live in Godless Canada, there IS no "legal" age for sodomite marriage. And just because something is legal, that doesn't mean that Jesus approves. Until you renounce satan and all his works, no relationship will last. Jesus never rewards sin.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

By Llewellyn!

Lou Ellen...?

By Golly, you ARE a depraved Lezbean!

I hope your Father beats some sense into you before you wind up in Hell having an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.

It's your choice Sinner. Choose JESUS or choose crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

crazed, depraved lezbean sex fiends ravishing you over and over and over until you beg for mercy....but mercy will never come.....just more depravity.

Wow Sister!!
You remembered that part of Pastors Sunday Sermon almost word perfect!!

PRAISE HIM!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

an orgie with Rosie O'Donell, KD Lang and Mary Cheney for all eternity.

Down, Thumper.

[AncientFireRisen (On Moderation)]

Re: Vampires: Not Satanic

Do a google search for "Llewellyn", see what you come up with. He is not the boyfriend that I was so proud of until I learned of his lies. The boyfriend is no longer with me.