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  • R-R-R
    Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 183
    #16
    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    And when I say breed them I mean Daisy and Raptor, not me, before anyone makes any silly jokes!
    TOO LATE!
    John 20:29
    Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729
        #17
        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I don't want my neighbors thinking how weird I am all on account of you people!
        There are plenty of other reasons already, right?

        Like how you showed up asking your neighbor why he didn't share?
        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-16-2007, 04:55 PM.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #18
            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            There are plenty of other reasons already, right?

            Like how you showed up asking your neighbor why he didn't share?
            No, I showed up at Georgio's house after he asked me why a funny-looking man turned up at his house claiming to want to pose in a shoot and attempting to ask 'discreet' questions about me and my BBQ.

            By the way, he says a pink glitter shirt of his is missing, as well as some handcuffs and a whip he uses in photo shoots. Would anyone here know anything about that.....?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Loser_seed
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Apr 2007
                • 293
                #19
                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                It was taken at your barbecue last weekend by a True Christian private detective.

                OMG! A baby sandwitch! Too bad I'm a vegan, then I would have one.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                    OMG! A baby sandwitch! Too bad I'm a vegan, then I would have one.
                    So, having admitted that you are a perverted witch, can you give us one good reason why we should take anything you say seriously?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Loser_seed
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 293
                        #21
                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                        Because you love me!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #22
                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            Because you love me!
                            Friend, it is because we love you that we refuse to believe any of that garbage you spew for so much as a split second.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Loser_seed
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 293
                                #23
                                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Friend, it is because we love you that we refuse to believe any of that garbage you spew for so much as a split second.
                                I think somebody needs a hug!

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                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5131
                                    #24
                                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                                    I think somebody needs a hug!
                                    I think somebody really needs to cut down on the 'perky powder'.
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                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                      • Loser_seed
                                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                        • Apr 2007
                                        • 293
                                        #25
                                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                        I think somebody really needs to cut down on the 'perky powder'.
                                        I'm just in a good mood. Everybody needs to chill!

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #26
                                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                                            I'm just in a good mood. Everybody needs to chill!
                                            Sorry, not an option when one is stressed, tired, worried about bills, overworked, underpaid, and having to talk to the technically illiterate all day.
                                            I live in the real, stressful world. Come visit it sometime.
                                            (And no, before anyone gets any ideas, I'm not inviting Lunar to visit me personally, LOL.)
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                              • Loser_seed
                                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 293
                                                #27
                                                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                                Sorry, not an option when one is stressed, tired, worried about bills, overworked, underpaid, and having to talk to the technically illiterate all day.
                                                I live in the real, stressful world. Come visit it sometime.
                                                (And no, before anyone gets any ideas, I'm not inviting Lunar to visit me personally, LOL.)

                                                I have stress, too, but you just got to have yourself unwhine after the day. If you worry too much then your body will just brake down.

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                                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5131
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                                                    I have stress, too, but you just got to have yourself unwhine after the day. If you worry too much then your body will just brake down.
                                                    I appreciate your concern, but I can handle my life just fine, sweetie. Better for you to worry about numero uno.
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                                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                                      • OnYourKnees
                                                        On Extended Furlough
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                        • 4729
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                        Originally posted by Lunacy View Post
                                                        I think somebody needs a hug!
                                                        How dare you try to love-bomb our good Christian folk to tempt them to your witchery cult!

                                                        We do not tolerate such behavior here, Lunacy!

                                                        This is a Baptist Church forum, where we can discuss Jesus, God, and His Word. This is NOT a place for your New Age Hippie Lovefest Witch Cult Love-Bombing!!

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                                                          • eliot mayfield
                                                            God Squad
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 9324
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                            Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                                                            Caves are actually relatively warm in cold weather, since their temperature is fairly consitent. With a small campfire you'd be well able to keep yourself warm. In theory...
                                                            What's a consi tent? I've had an a=-frame and a dome tent, but never a consi tent
                                                            Matthew:
                                                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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