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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #31
    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    What's a consi tent? I've had an a=-frame and a dome tent, but never a consi tent
    Do you really want to know?
    sigpic
    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Brother Samuel
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2007
        • 72
        #32
        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

        Rachael! I always suspected but I can't believe you would actually go through with it! You should know by now that the only people that can eat their children according to God's will are parents who disobey God's word. Now, if that's your child in the picture, and that's your husband, it may be okay seeing as you're certainly not in line with what God says. However, you should probably clarify this with the pastors before you eat any more of your children. Wouldn't want to violate any of God's laws now would we?

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          • Loser_seed
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Apr 2007
            • 293
            #33
            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            How dare you try to love-bomb our good Christian folk to tempt them to your witchery cult!

            We do not tolerate such behavior here, Lunacy!

            This is a Baptist Church forum, where we can discuss Jesus, God, and His Word. This is NOT a place for your New Age Hippie Lovefest Witch Cult Love-Bombing!!
            Aww, I think you need one, too.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729
                #34
                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                Aww, I think you need one, too.


                Lunacy, there's nothing we wouldn't do to help you find Jesus. In fact, we'd beat you to within an inch of your life if it would help you. That's how much we love you.

                However, we will not join your Love-Bombing Cult!

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                  • Loser_seed
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 293
                    #35
                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post


                    Lunacy, there's nothing we wouldn't do to help you find Jesus. In fact, we'd beat you to within an inch of your life if it would help you. That's how much we love you.

                    However, we will not join your Love-Bombing Cult!
                    Bombs away, baby! Woo.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #36
                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        Bombs away, baby! Woo.
                        Lunar; would you please stop terrorizing the forum members with threats of affection. Christianity is not about affection so please bring it back to on topic.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Loser_seed
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 293
                            #37
                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Lunar; would you please stop terrorizing the forum members with threats of affection. Christianity is not about affection so please bring it back to on topic.
                            Ok, I will! I like to eat soy babies, being that I can't eat real ones. They are low in fat, too! So, go out and get yourselfs a soy baby. Only $5.99 at Shop-Right.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #38
                                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                                Ok, I will! I like to eat soy babies, being that I can't eat real ones. They are low in fat, too! So, go out and get yourselfs a soy baby. Only $5.99 at Shop-Right.
                                Jesus hates a smart-aleck. If you don't have anything to contribute, why are you here?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5131
                                    #39
                                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Jesus hates a smart-aleck. If you don't have anything to contribute, why are you here?
                                    To find clients to buy the same stuff that makes him so happy all the time?
                                    sigpic
                                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                      • Sailor Chaos
                                        Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 136
                                        #40
                                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                        Hahaha...that's hilarious! Good pic!

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                                          • vampsarereal09
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 10
                                            #41
                                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                            you know i love what computers will do these days yet i still don't see how he can eat that thing without ketchup

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                                              • AncientFireRisen
                                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 172
                                                #42
                                                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                Vamps, my sister, you have never had baby in your life...unless you're hiding something from me. You aren't, are you, older sister? Please tell me you aren't.

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                                                  • I LOVE GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                    • 7
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                    [quote=God speaks English. Don't you?.[/quote]


                                                    ummmmmmmmmmm no he didn't, dumb poops, he spoke Hebrew
                                                    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-09-2007, 11:14 PM. Reason: Watch your language!

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                                                      • I LOVE GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        Under Investigation
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 7
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                        Ok, if you really think this picture is REAL!? you're ****ing retarded, get a life and learn what PHOTOSHOP is, serious - god damn it, i swear people are ****in retards these days, stop being ignorant little turkeys and think about poop before you start talking about it and putting poop on the internet
                                                        Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-09-2007, 11:15 PM. Reason: Watch your language!

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                                                          • Jesse
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 17
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                                                            Originally posted by I LOVE GODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! View Post
                                                            ummmmmmmmmmm no he didn't, dumb sh*ts, he spoke Hebrew
                                                            God probably didn't speak hebrew actually, Jesus would have spoken hebrew but god would perhaps speak a language far older than hebrew, or even every language, being all knowing and everything.

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