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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

    It was taken at your barbecue last weekend by a True Christian private detective.
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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    It was taken at your barbecue last weekend by a True Christian private detective.
    What's that green slime oozing out of the baby?
    I thought Wiccans liked their food fresh??

    Come on Ratshell .............. explain

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

      Oh my, so the rumors are true. Here all this time I thought perhaps people were making things up about them eating babies.

      Horrified, Sister Thumper
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

        Is that her faggy husband?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3327

          #5
          Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

          That guy needs a shave and a haircut.
          And to stop eating babies for Satan.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • Warrior in Christ
            "Stumpy"
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2007
            • 430

            #6
            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            That guy needs a shave and a haircut.
            And to stop eating babies for Satan.
            Hoorah!,

            We have to stop this homer from eating more babies! Jdam into the house if you ask me....
            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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            • MoonFlower
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 522

              #7
              Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              It was taken at your barbecue last weekend by a True Christian private detective.
              Eeeeewww! That's just wrong man! That poor child!

              Moon

              PS - Rachel, babies are VERY fattening. You shouldn't eat them. Besides, they're adorable and smell like baby powder.
              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                Ummmm...what was your detective doing at my neighbors house? While they were in the middle of posing for surrealist art?

                Sorry, Virginia, hubby and I are at number 25A.

                That man, Georgio, is at number 15. And no, he isn't part of the coven. He does a lot of art and photography for fun, though.
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                • R-R-R
                  Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 183

                  #9
                  Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  What's that green slime oozing out of the baby?
                  I thought Wiccans liked their food fresh??

                  Come on Ratshell .............. explain
                  I think it's salad or something. Babies usually don't ooze I thought...

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  While they were in the middle of posing for surrealist art?

                  And no, he isn't part of the coven. He does a lot of art and photography for fun, though.
                  And you expect us to believe that? I thought it was photoshopped at first, but an art shoot is a nice excuse as well...
                  John 20:29
                  Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Sorry, Virginia, hubby and I are at number 25A.

                    That man, Georgio, is at number 15. And no, he isn't part of the coven. He does a lot of art and photography for fun, though.
                    Since when do caves have numbers on them like "25A" or "15"?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • R-R-R
                      Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 183

                      #11
                      Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Since when do caves have numbers on them like "25A" or "15"?
                      Don't all wickers live in the forest, under a few twigs and branches at best?
                      John 20:29
                      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                        Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
                        And you expect us to believe that? I thought it was photoshopped at first, but an art shoot is a nice excuse as well...
                        Well, it was an art shoot, and by the way, to whichever LBC-ite ended up in Georgio's house and asked him about posing, he told me to pass on the message that he's right for male nude models now, thanks all the same.
                        Honestly!
                        I don't want my neighbors thinking how weird I am all on account of you people!

                        Since when do caves have numbers on them like "25A" or "15"?

                        Now why would we live in a cave in the cold weather? Too cold. But whatever the case, stay away from my house, cave, and from my neighbors art shoots!!
                        If I ever see Georgio paint a picture of a man with moobs I will KNOW one of you has been snooping around again!
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                        • R-R-R
                          Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 183

                          #13
                          Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Now why would we live in a cave in the cold weather? Too cold.
                          Caves are actually relatively warm in cold weather, since their temperature is fairly consitent. With a small campfire you'd be well able to keep yourself warm. In theory...
                          John 20:29
                          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                            Now why would we live in a cave in the cold weather? Too cold. But whatever the case, stay away from my house, cave, and from my neighbors art shoots!!
                            If I ever see Georgio paint a picture of a man with moobs I will KNOW one of you has been snooping around again!
                            New digs. So what's the address Rachael. So we can come over and visit. Burn the midnight oil so to say.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              New digs. So what's the address Rachael. So we can come over and visit. Burn the midnight oil so to say.
                              Yeah right, like I'd really tell YOU!

                              Not before I breed say 20 more rottweilers, anyway... And when I say breed them I mean Daisy and Raptor, not me, before anyone makes any silly jokes!
                              Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-16-2007, 01:53 PM.
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