[eliot mayfield]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Your lack of basic language abilities leaves me aghast. We do have Free Speech. It is our church and we speak about God. We are free to speak about God as much as we want.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Your lack of basic language abilities leaves me aghast. We do have Free Speech. It is our church and we speak about God. We are free to speak about God as much as we want.

There are more things out there then god sorry if you get mad at me for saying this but its true

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Basic Logic:
The name of the place is Landover Baptist Church.
We are a church, so we talk about God.
Why come here if you don't want to talk about God?

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

There are more things out there then God sorry if you get mad at me for saying this but its true

And all of them thangs you is talkin' about had been made by God. None of them thangs would even matter if God had not created them, and God be the only truly important thang in the whole universe. Wearin' a dirty brown dress and playin' with toy swords only gonna send you straight to HELL! Praise the Lord.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Basic Logic:
The name of the place is Landover Baptist Church.
We are a church, so we talk about God.
Why come here if you don't want to talk about God?

Few reasons:
1. the way most of you talk about god is not vary Christian
2. By not talking about god im protecting you from mistakes you will make (Remember your human that means you make mistakes too)
and finaly
3. As you can see from my Jedi code: "Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy."
and as such by avoiding the subject of god there is no disturbece in Peace

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

My oldest sister's a graphics designer, well she was, (she has back problems and can't work anymore) and I used to watch her work. She's really good at it.

What, she has back problems, so she can't sit in front of a computer and use photoshop any more? Is your sister a negress, by any chance?

Then move out of "Gods Contry" Becuse Free Speech is one of the freedomes he provided

I knew Kublai Khan provided a pleasuredome, but I never knew God provided freedomes. Care to back that up with chapter and verse?

Few reasons:
1. the way most of you talk about god is not vary Christian

So how do Christians talk about God?

2. By not talking about god im protecting you from mistakes you will make (Remember your human that means you make mistakes too)

Not talking about GOD is a mistake.
Deuteronomy 6:6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
If you want to offend God by disobeying His instructions, that's your prerogative (do tards know what that word means? If not, it's a bit like a freedome), but don't expect us to do the same.

and finaly
3. As you can see from my Jedi code: "Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy."
and as such by avoiding the subject of god there is no disturbece in Peace

I have shown you that God wants us to discuss his Glory and not avoid the subject. Do you know what happens when people make God angry by disobeying Him? It's not very peaceful.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

I knew Kublai Khan provided a pleasuredome, but I never knew God provided freedomes. Care to back that up with chapter and verse?

i told you its in the consatution and seeing as you "True Chistans" call Amarica "Gods Contrey" you shuld Follow "Gods Contreys" rules.

So how do Christians talk about God?

in private with out calling each other heathens

Not talking about GOD is a mistake.
Deuteronomy 6:6 And these words, which I command thee this day, shall be in thine heart:
7 And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.
If you want to offend God by disobeying His instructions, that's your prerogative (do tards know what that word means? If not, it's a bit like a freedome), but don't expect us to do the same.

yes but no were dose it say to yell at each other for disagreeing with each other Catholics and Mormons are Christian yet you hate them

if you cant talk to each other in a peacefull maner then dont talk about god at all

I have shown you that God wants us to discuss his Glory and not avoid the subject. Do you know what happens when people make God angry by disobeying Him? It's not very peaceful.

and ive told you that God dosent want us to fight each other so why are you disobeying him hmmm?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Few reasons:
1. the way most of you talk about god is not vary Christian
2. By not talking about god im protecting you from mistakes you will make (Remember your human that means you make mistakes too)
and finaly
3. As you can see from my Jedi code: "Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy."
and as such by avoiding the subject of god there is no disturbece in Peace

#1) You know nothing about Christianity or the Holy Bible, so why should anyone listen to you?

#2) You are a retarded and not able to protect yourself, much less any of us, so why should anyone listen to you?

#3) This Jedi nonsense is too childish to even address. You insist on advertising the depths of your idiocy, so why should anyone listen to you?

Christ is the only way out of the nightmarish clownworld you currently inhabit. What will it take to get you to renounce satan and accept Jesus, boy? A new Playstation 3?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

and ive told you that God dosent want us to fight each other so why are you disobeying him hmmm?

Exodus 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

The LORD is a man of war, and He wants us to slaughter all heathens, whether they be Amalekites, Mormons, or spastics who were dropped on their heads as children and now believe themselves to be Ewoks. Understood?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

#1) You know nothing about Christianity or the Holy Bible, so why should anyone listen to you?

#2) You are a retarded and not able to protect yourself, much less any of us, so why should anyone listen to you?

#3) This Jedi nonsense is too childish to even address. You insist on advertising the depths of your idiocy, so why should anyone listen to you?

Christ is the only way out of the nightmarish clownworld you currently inhabit. What will it take to get you to renounce satan and accept Jesus, boy? A new Playstation 3?

Wow you are prity good (been wanting a PS3 for a long time) but no thanks from now on till until your willing to speak to me and the others like equals I will ignore you Ezekiel.

May the force guide you.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Exodus 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.

The LORD is a man of war, and He wants us to slaughter all heathens, whether they be Amalekites, Mormons, or spastics who were dropped on their heads as children and now believe themselves to be Ewoks. Understood?

right now I'm trying to find my bible so I can tell if you aren't just making this stuff up but I have to go digging and right now there's enough dust in that area to kill me so that will have to wate, but till then ill have to show you that these things can be interpreted in other ways:

That can be taken in a number of ways it could mean that Humans are a people of War and shall fight each other till we Realize how Selfish we are or it could mean that Earth is our Hell for the Sins we have committed as a whole one interpolation is not good enough to express the hatered(sp) of billions of people

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Wow you are prity good (been wanting a PS3 for a long time) but no thanks from now on till until your willing to speak to me and the others like equals I will ignore you Ezekiel.

May the force guide you.

Boy, if you waited to speak until you met your equal, you'd die a mute. Who could possibly be your equal?

Compared to True Christians™ you are lower than a bug. But Jesus is extending His hand down into the cowpie that you inhabit. He wants to help you boy. Accept His offer now, and I can get you that PS3!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

right now I'm trying to find my bible so I can tell if you aren't just making this stuff up but I have to go digging and right now there's enough dust in that area to kill me so that will have to wate, but till then ill have to show you that these things can be interpreted in other ways:

That can be taken in a number of ways it could mean that Humans are a people of War and shall fight each other till we Realize how Selfish we are or it could mean that Earth is our Hell for the Sins we have committed as a whole one interpolation is not good enough to express the hatered(sp) of billions of people

You can find it on the internets here. And I fail to see how anyone could interpret that as meaning anything other than that the LORD is a man of war. It's pretty simple. While you're turning that over in your tardy little brain, you might also want to gaze in a slack-jawed fashion at this. Can you make any sense of it, or will we have to wait for someone to translate God's Word into Klingon before you get it?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Hey Jabba, ever hear of on-line books? try this link:

http://etext.virginia.edu/ebooks/subjects/subjects-bible.html

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Can you explain this picture, Rachel?

Hey Jabba, ever hear of on-line books? try this link:
http://etext.virginia.edu/ebooks/sub...cts-bible.html

Hey dont call me Jabba, Jabba the hutt was a Sleemo (sorry little bit of Huttiease meaning Slime ball)

and i would go on that if my comp wasnt full of virases and well i have a good feeling that would seriously Lag my comp