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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22839

    #2
    Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

    Well, those atheists are going to have a hard time with that one Pastor Zeke.

    For myself, I was a little disappointed that although the Christian who created that video included a tremendous amount of background detail on the whole "testing God" thing, he never once mentioned where or when this happened, nor even the names of the people. Such a pity.

    I wish he'd done that, I would have invited that young man to Landover.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #3
      Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

      I'm sorry, I couldn't make it through all of that evil rock or roll homersexual music in the background. Is there a point to it? I already know God exists, anyone with half a brain does.

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      • Remy Lebeau
        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2058

        #4
        Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        WOW!!! Talk about a miraculous event!!! The power of Jesus cannot be denied. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. What a previlage all those students were subject to. WOW!!! That's all I can say about that.

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        For myself, I was a little disappointed that although the Christian who created that video included a tremendous amount of background detail on the whole "testing God" thing, he never once mentioned where or when this happened, nor even the names of the people. Such a pity.

        I wish he'd done that, I would have invited that young man to Landover.
        I would like to report that professor to the board of directors. I'm fairly sure that it's not legal for a college to charge students money to barrage them with atheistic dogma and hurl bigotous insults at Christians. And for 20 years? This heathen has been allowed to malign our faith openly and indoctrinate young minds into Atheistism for 20 years and no one reported him? If it was a Christian preaching Christianity in a college classroom that professor would be fired before the first midterm.

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        I already know God exists, anyone with half a brain does.
        Agreed. Clearly that professor and those 299 students didn't have half a brain. But I'm sure after 30 minutes of being lectured on the glory of Jesus they probably felt like they did. GLORY!!!
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        • Oompa-loompa
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2010
          • 108

          #5
          Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

          If the professor had dropped the thing to the ground so many times and at the last time the thing didn't broke, who would be amazed?
          And people convert to Christian via this video? It's kind of pathetic... This just proves that you need to fool everyone to believe in God.

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          • jon.nash29
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            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 9

            #6
            Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

            Please don't condemn me for saying this, but most atheists would just say that it was probably made up, and, to be fair, there are no names, dates or locations given, so it is a bit tricky to prove that this did actually happen. Though don't give up hope for atheist friends, there are plenty of ways to prove God exists without using the Bible that atheists so despise!

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            • trog
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

              I am passing this on to all my best friends at the Texas Republican Platform Committee. OH, HALLELUJAH! PRAISE HIS NAME, WE NOW HAVE INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE FOR OUR EVERLASTING AND ALL-POWERFUL GOD! THIS VIDEO IS A MIRACLE FROM JESUS CHRIST, AND ALL WHO DENY ARE AS DOG-LITTER ON MY SHOES-WORTHY ONLY OF THE TRASH CAN!

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              • Ambiance
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                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #8
                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                Where is the proof all this did actually happen

                I'm going to make a video, with the same text, except that it did break at the end.
                So that will also be true?

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                I already know God exists, anyone with half a brain does.
                I agree.

                If you have a FULL Brain, you know that there is no proof that God exists. So you just can't know.

                You can Believe he exists, but you can't know!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22353

                  #9
                  Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

                  Originally posted by Ambiance View Post
                  Where is the proof all this did actually happen
                  In the Holy Bible of course!
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

                    Originally posted by Ambiance View Post
                    Where is the proof all this did actually happen

                    I'm going to make a video, with the same text, except that it did break at the end.
                    So that will also be true?
                    And if we gave you such proof? You would just demand more proof, then proof their parents existed, proof that the chalk had broken every time before, proof, proof, proof.

                    Yet you refuse to give us proof that God doesn't exist. You can't prove that God does not exist.

                    This cartoon, that I use way too often, sums up an atheist completely.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Ambiance
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

                      I just said, that I don't believe that the story happened. I didn't say that God don't exists.

                      What I said is that you can't proof he exists, aswell you can't proof he don't exist.

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                      • Rebuko the Clown
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                        Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 197

                        #12
                        Re: Watch This Video if You Don't Believe in God!!

                        What a touching and convincing video. If I can bring atheists into rejecting evolution, and Mormons and Catholics into rejecting their heretical cults and begin reading the King James Bible, through the medium of hand puppets, comedy sketches, and clowning around....then I am sure many of a lost soul was found after this video.

                        I know if I was an atheist and I saw this video and read the story, I would convert to True Christianity™ on the spot. The fact that the chalk didn't hit the floor is a genuine MIRACLE! Imagine that. The professor dropped the chalk like normal, but instead it landed a couple inches off and rolled down his leg. THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE AN ACCIDENT. Explain that away, atheists! No, that is up there with walking on water, and feeding 5,000 people with a couple fish and loaves of bread. God performed this amazing miracle to show those 300 kids that He existed.


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