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  • Demonic Possession

    Demonic Possession
    1. filthy, uncontrolled swearing without provocation, even toward total strangers
    2. total incapability of submitting to anyone or anything but demonic authority
    3. irrevernt, vile, lewd comments about members of the Godhead; comments attributing gross sexual immorality to Jesus
    4. sustained supernatural strength or intelligence beyond that which might come from adrenaline or some other physiological source
    5. irrationality to the degree that even the simplest spiritual truths are beyond comprehension
    6. intense, highly disturbed reaction to the mentions of Jesus' blood shed on the cross for man's sin and Jesus' name
    7. possession of supernatural, occultic powers (ability to foretell future events, to levitate tables or other objects, or to travel outside the body (astral projection)
    8. wild, unnatural facial contortions (no not like Jim Carrey)
    9. presence of two or more distinguishable, coherent personalities, personalities capable of expressing themselves simultaneously (may include emergence of strange voices, dual or multiple voices and/or unnatural conversations)
    10. unexplainable,, uncontrollable terror especially in the presence of Christians whose faith is strong (this terror arises either from the demon's fear of being cast out or from the possessed person's fear upon being cruelly threatened by the demon(s)).
    11. extreme violent, reckless behavior (throwing knives, playing with poisonous snakes, etc.)
    12. severe, persistent depression, despondency and/or temptations to commit suicide
    13. total lack of self-restraint, especially in sexual behavior; uncontrolled sexual advances
    14. extreme disregard for physical appearance and/or physical well-being
    15. intense loneliness, even in the midst of warm, compassionate fellowship







    Do know any one that has symptoms like these?If you do THEY ARE DEMONS! Call for help,contact a Pastor immediately

  • #2
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    HOW YOU CAN, AND DO, HAVE DEMONS - EVERYONE HAS DEMONS, NO EXCEPTIONS (so this includes all Christians).

    For those of you who demand to see a Scripture before you can believe something, there are NO Scriptures that say YOU do NOT have demons. That should settle it!
    When you are Born Again as a Christian/Believer/True Worshipper, JESUS/Holy Spirit comes to abide in your SPIRIT. Demons CANNOT get INTO your Spirit.
    You are a triune being - BODY, SOUL and SPIRIT. Your SOUL is your MIND, WILL and EMOTIONS.
    BODY - Christians can have a sickness/disease just like the unSaved. That's caused by demons (if not caused by other factors).
    SOUL - Do you have a bad temper? That's a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That's a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon(s) in your mind, will or emotions.
    SPIRIT - Demons cannot get into your SPIRIT, but, the demons surround your SPIRIT like a glass jar surrounds its contents, and you have trouble serving the Lord JESUS. The contents of the jar cannot get out until you remove the lid (demons). Deliverance can get rid of the demons.

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    • #3
      Re: Demonic Possession

      Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
      HOW YOU CAN, AND DO, HAVE DEMONS - EVERYONE HAS DEMONS, NO EXCEPTIONS (so this includes all Christians).

      For those of you who demand to see a Scripture before you can believe something, there are NO Scriptures that say YOU do NOT have demons. That should settle it!
      but 44 that do although they are referred to as 'devils'. The most well-known is probably, M't:4:24: And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

      Jesus knows about devils and if Jesus believes in devils possessing a man, then so must we.
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      • #4
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        AMEN Brother.
        We all need to find the demons within and DISPATCH them !

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        • #5
          Re: Demonic Possession

          Lola, Perhaps we should start a list of all the known-things that can cause Demonic Possession?

          I'll begin it for you -

          1. Reading 'Harry Potter' Books.

          2. Playing with a Ouija Board / Tarot Cards / Crystal Ball reading / Palmistry

          3. Listening to Hard Rock or Heavy Metal Music or Death Metal Music (The music of Devil is littered with back-masking - subliminal backward messages, aimed at brainwashing you into Satan's service)

          4. Having friends who are Homosexual / Goth / Wiccan / Fag / Catholic.

          5. Owning any books by Richard Dawkins or any other God-hater

          6. Owning any books by the retard Steven Hawking or any other retarded

          7. Having an ear, nose, lip or any sort of body piercing.

          8. Talking to your parents / husband in a disrespectful tone.

          9. Watching 'The Simpsons' or any other cartoon that glorifies homosexuals.

          10. Taking hard drugs such as heroin / marijuana / crack cocain.

          11. Watching pornography of any kind (Includes secular TV shows such as 'The F Word', 'Desperate Housewife' and 'Californacation')

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          • #6
            Re: Demonic Possession

            Sister Rachel I surely appreciate the info and yes I will indeed expand on it.

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            • #7
              Re: Demonic Possession

              12 any book on the occult

              13 any form of hypnotism

              14 any form of ESP ( extra sensory perception)

              15 any form of a seances

              16 Pokemon cars

              17 any games that have dragons or wizards

              18 any pornographic material

              19 homer clergy( Catherliks in general)

              more to come

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              • #8
                Re: Demonic Possession

                Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                12 any book on the ocult

                13 any form of hypnotism

                14 any form of ESP ( extra sensory preception)

                15 any form of a seanaunse
                16. Being an Eskimo
                17. Being an Indian (both kinds)
                18. Being a beaner
                19. Being a negra
                20. Being a Chink
                21. Being a Jap
                22. Being a gook
                23. Being a raghead
                24. Being a Joo
                25. Being a Papist
                26. Being a libral
                27. Not being American
                28. Not being Republican
                29. Not being Baptist
                30. Not tithing to Landover Baptist Church

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                • #9
                  Re: Demonic Possession

                  Would you like help from being Depressed? Abused? Afraid? Tormented? Suicidal? Sick? Alcoholic? Addict? Obese? Homosexual (gay, lesbian)? Witch? Satanist? Want out of the occult or a cult? Hooked on porno? Dying? Diseased? Molester? Self-Abuse? Bi-polar? Get Saved, then cast out these demons!


                  If demons have manifested before your eyes, pray this:

                  FATHER, IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COMMAND ALL THE DEMONS ATTACKING ME TO LEAVE ME NOW, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.Amen


                  Print this out and pray it often.
                  This is an anti-evil Prayer.

                  In the name of JESUS, I cover myself with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, in JESUS' Name Amen.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Demonic Possession

                    One form of demonic possession is causing the victim to have homosexual thoughts and acting out upon them. I have come across a number of young lesbian women over the years that were clearly possessed by demons, and in my Christian duty, I have driven them out.

                    My methods are indeed controversial, but I boast a 100% success rate. Here is a re-quote of how to drive out demons from homosexuals. You may want to study these methods and consult with me further if you are interested in starting or helping with a True Christian(tm) Ex-Gay/Demon Exorcism ministry.

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
                    Brother Lazarus, while most homosexuals choose their sin out of personal choice, every now and then an innocent heterosexual True Christian™ person becomes unwaringly possessed by a demon and acts out according to the demon's wishes instead of their own personal free will. These are delicate matters since the person is a victim of an external force and not willingly engaging in homosexuality.

                    Nonetheless, I've come across my share of possessed "gays" and "lesbians" and all I can recommend is that Tough Love solves it. No way should you coddle them or plead for the demons to leave! You need to be strong! One recommendation of mine that has shown practical results is Associative Therapy.

                    Tie this lesbian to a chair and place eye clamps over her eyes. Put on a movie/TV show where there is a lot of lesbian scenes. Everytime a lesbian scene comes up, a good high voltage, low amp shock should be inducted into her. Put on a program which emphasizes True Christian™ values like heterosexual love or women being mothers and everytime one of these positive images appear on screen, release the eye clamps enabling her to refresh her eyes and put on soothing music. After a while, between the electric shocks and the eye refreshment, she will unconsciously associate homosexuality with pain.

                    This gives you an open door to then exorcise the demon. Use mild forms of "torture", actually what should properly be termed "love actions" to entice the demon to leave the body. Demons cannot stay in a body experiencing pain. Electric shocks, cigarette burns, harsh whippings across the bare skin, pouring salt in the eyes....be creative in your methods, but make sure you get that demon out! Remember: You are not trying to harm her for her own sake, but doing a necessary evil to release her from the demons! Keep your eye on the bigger picture: She may experience temporary physical pain, but do not let her soul be aeternally damned to Hell!

                    After an extended period of time and multiple sessions, the demon will be out of her. She may exhibit signs of what Jew psychologists call "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" but what she is actually experiencing is the relief of having an evil demon free from her body. She may behave more submissive, fearful, anxious, and never look you in the eye, but those are good things!

                    I've done these methods on a multitude on women over the years and I claim 100% success. Just make sure you keep your exorcism clandestine and sternly warn the woman never to speak about it, since law enforcement sometimes works for the atheist and homosexual agenda and may injustly prosecute you for a so-called "crime" when you are just doing the work of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on this Earth.

                    Best of luck to you. Oh and I have some of my homosexual exorcism sessions available on VHS which I can send to you. Let me know if you need some visual aids on the How-To!

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #11
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                      All of these prayers should be prayed DAILY, and sometimes often during the day.


                      ANY UNGODLY THOUGHTS, OR THOUGHTS YOU DON'T WANT, PRAY THIS IMMEDIATELY:


                      IN JESUS NAME, I CIRCUMCISE THESE THOUGHTS.

                      I find that this prayer works best when used 50 times a day at a minimum



                      WHEN ENTERING YOUR OFFICE, GROCERY STORE, ANYONE ELSE'S HOME,
                      PRAY THIS BEFORE ENTERING:

                      IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF AND THIS PLACE WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I BIND UP EVERY DEMON IN HERE, AND I ASK FOR GIANT WARRIOR ANGELS TO PROTECT ME.

                      Demons like Grocery stores especially the fruit section BEWARE



                      AFTER HANGING UP THE PHONE, LEAVING WORK, GROCERY STORE, NEIGHBORS, OR VISITORS LEAVE YOUR HOME, PRAY THIS IMMEDIATELY:


                      IN JESUS NAME, I COMMAND EVERY DEMON THAT HAS FOLLOWED ME, WAS SENT TO ME, OR TRANSFERRED TO ME, TO LEAVE ME NOW.

                      Yes Demons can transfer to you over the PHONE. 99% of the phone calls you get from people you do not know like bill collectors,politicians(especially politicians),insurance companies,cable TV companies,satellite TV companies,phone companies,charitable foundations soliciting money or the annoying wrong number are all made by DEMONS.




                      BEFORE DOWNLOADING EMAIL OR OPENING WEB PAGES ON THE COMPUTER, PRAY THIS:


                      IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER LINES, AND I RETURN THEM AND ANY CURSES.

                      I find this to be useful,especially when you are on a Godly web site.
                      Satan can not infiltrate the site ,but he sure can wait for you at the key board.He sits waiting for unsuspecting Christians and bam you got a DEMON




                      BEFORE OR AFTER GETTING INTO ANY VEHICLE, PRAY THIS:


                      IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I COVER THIS VEHICLE AND THE ROAD I TRAVEL IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY AND DOMINION OVER ALL ANIMALS AND DEMONS OF THE ROAD SO THEY DO NOT CROSS MY PATH. I DISPATCH ANGELS AHEAD OF ME TO PROTECT ME.

                      You never know when a DEMON is driving a car heading straight at YOU!
                      That deer in front of you could be a demon,the negroid or injun that just stepped in the cross walk( against the light) could be a demon!
                      That's one of the best ways a demon can enter you ,they jump in front of your car from the curb!






                      BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, PRAY THIS:


                      IN JESUS NAME, I COVER MYSELF AND ALL MY PROPERTY WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS. I TAKE AUTHORITY OVER ALL DEMONS OF THE NIGHT, BAD DREAMS, NIGHTMARES, AND SEX DREAMS, AND ANYONE OR ANYTHING TRYING TO GET INTO MY DREAMS, AND I COMMAND THEM TO STAY AWAY. I ASK FOR GIANT WARRIOR ANGELS TO PROTECT ME AND MY PROPERTY AS I SLEEP, THROUGH THE NIGHT AND THE DAY. I ASK FOR A FIERY WALL OF PROTECTION AROUND ME.



                      I say this prayer 3 times before I get into bed,and I sleep like a new born baby....

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                      • #12
                        Re: Demonic Possession

                        Lola that lady Jane I think is her name is Jane that works in the guard shack sometimes that you said has demons well I learn a few more things just from watching and listening to her yaking on the phone and doing my own research for you Lola and I know a few more things for the list.

                        ...all the known-things that can cause Demonic Possession

                        31. Incense
                        32. Tofu (see I told you that stuff was evil)
                        33. Celestial Seasonings herbal tea
                        34. Organic produce
                        35. anything from Trader Joe's
                        36. hand drums
                        37. peasant skirts
                        38. Oprah
                        39. O'Doul's
                        40. anything from Aldi's
                        41. most classical music, especially Stravinski
                        42. any motor vehicle built by any company whose main office dont have a USA address, especially motorcycles
                        43. soccer
                        44. tennis

                        I'll keep studying on this Lola my little demon hunter.
                        GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                        • #13
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                          45 Candles
                          do not use them,use oil lams,battery lamps or electricity made from coal,or nuclear fuel.
                          do not use wind made electricity(Satan controls the wind.) Demons do not like electricity made from nuclear fuel,its makes them glow green!

                          46 any paisley print fabric.

                          47 art work that is not of christian standards, A picture of Jesus or God . These are OK demons do not like them.a tasteful Elvis on Velvet is also OK,demons do not like Elvis.

                          48 do not use deodorant use white vinegar or apple cider vinegar. Demons are driven away by the smell of vinegar

                          49 buy only clothes made from natural materials like cotton and wool..If it has poly on the label stay away from it

                          50 ladies do not wear them thong undergarments ,its easy access for the demons to go up your butt.I did not address this to men cause only homer men would wear them and they are already possessed by demons !

                          51 any food that has stuff on the label that you cannot pronounce or understand what it is! It is best to grow your own and can it ! Plant a garden but only things that are ok to eat .Questions on this topic go here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=28755

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                          • #14
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                            Warning, only watch this video if you are strong of heart:

                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Demonic Possession

                              DISH WASHING AND DEMONS

                              When you wash dishes and have some "dried on" food on them, just wiping your dish rag over the dish does not remove it all. You must use some elbow grease, and may even require a "scrub pad" of some kind to remove it all.
                              Well, some demons are the same way. Just saying "come out in the name of JESUS" does not always insure a "clean plate". The demon may be "dried on" for some reason like being involved in witchcraft, holding unforgiveness, etc. This requires the "scrub pad" of the Holy Spirit, and maybe prayer and fasting, and a lot of time. I spent four hours of constant Spiritual Warfare on ONE demon before it left!

                              JESUS said in Matthew 12:43, "When the unclean spirit (demon) is gone OUT of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none."

                              12:44 JESUS still talking - "Then he saith, I will return INTO my HOUSE from whence I came OUT; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished." For a demon to come OUT, it had to be IN. JESUS also said that the demons consider YOU their HOUSE. They may have lived there for many years, and do not like to get evicted. This story is repeated in Luke 11:24-26. This is even King James Version! Don't give up the fight. Press on!

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