[Poison__x]

Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

Ummmm....still you.

*sigh

You homer boy want to snuggle with them cuz there that unisex males. To bad they don't exist, cuz I would like to be there when your little "boytoy" ripped your throat out.

The only blood you need is that of our savior, JESUS.

First off, nice grammar. And I would much rather have my blood drank by a vampire than waste my life on Jesus

[Bobby-Joe]

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*sigh



First off, nice grammar. And I would much rather have my blood drank by a vampire than waste my life on Jesus

If you want something to ripe out your throat may I suggest rubbing deer scent all over you and then a long walk in mountain lion country Friend. Not only is a mountain lion more likely than a vampire it should be about the same experience.

[Brother Temperance]

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Anyways, here's some interesting information on how vampires may have been misinterpreted in the past: http://www.otherkinalliance.org/arti...=vamp.diseases

Friend, I will thank you not to post furry propaganda on God's favourite forums. That sort of thing may go down a storm at emootherkinforobama08.com, but it is not welcome here.

Are you kidding me? How can they not be sexy. Cold smooth skin...

COLD SKIN, you sick queer! When your mongo emo friends (I'm assuming you have some kind of friends, although I may be mistaken) top themselves, do you instantly find them 10 times more attractive and start trying to "snuggle" with them until they get taken to the morgue and you get taken to the sicko bin?

And I would much rather have my blood drank by a vampire than waste my life on Jesus

Friend, GOD turns rivers into blood and told His followers to drink wine for it was His Blood. Doesn't He sound much more way-out and rad than any vampire ever?

[Poison__x]

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Friend, I will thank you not to post furry propaganda on God's favourite forums. That sort of thing may go down a storm at emootherkinforobama08.com, but it is not welcome here.

COLD SKIN, you sick queer! When your mongo emo friends (I'm assuming you have some kind of friends, although I may be mistaken) top themselves, do you instantly find them 10 times more attractive and start trying to "snuggle" with them until they get taken to the morgue and you get taken to the sicko bin?

Friend, GOD turns rivers into blood and told His followers to drink wine for it was His Blood. Doesn't He sound much more way-out and rad than any vampire ever?

When did I ever post anything about furries / the furry lifestyle? And I snuggle with almost all of my friends. And no... vampires are sexy! Is god? Nobody knows. Hell, we don't even know if he exists or not.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I want to rebuke you, but your levels of retardation, sin, and more retardation just leave me in shock.

[Brother Temperance]

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When did I ever post anything about furries / the furry lifestyle?

It's not a lifestyle. Being a vegan terrorist is a lifestyle. Being a furry is just an insane perversion, akin to using pink text. And you posted a link to an otherkin website, QED.

And I snuggle with almost all of my friends.

That's fine with me. The more homers get the GRIDS, the better.

And no... vampires are sexy! Is god? Nobody knows. Hell, we don't even know if he exists or not.

Young lady, I can assure you that GOD most certainly exists. I'm starting to have doubts about you, on the other hand - I'm starting to suspect that a perverted scientist got bored and built an automated queerbot. Like Chinook, the checkers programme that can't be beaten, only this one is incapable of winning anything instead.

[lord warrior]

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When did I ever post anything about furries / the furry lifestyle? And I snuggle with almost all of my friends. And no... vampires are sexy! Is god? Nobody knows. Hell, we don't even know if he exists or not.

You must accept God first, then you will know what he looks like to you.
And now, in addition to being a homer, you admit that you and your homer friends like to wear animal costumes when you do your homo sex. What is yours, a goat costume. Keep your sinfull, unbelieving ways and you will get the goat. Thats how Satan arrives to give it to you in the homer way. I'm sure you probably would like that sort of thing.

[Poison__x]

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It's not a lifestyle. Being a vegan terrorist is a lifestyle. Being a furry is just an insane perversion, akin to using pink text.

Some people live their lives completely as a furry, therefore it can be a lifestyle. However, I'm not a furry.

You must accept God first, then you will know what he looks like to you.
And now, in addition to being a homer, you admit that you and your homer friends like to wear animal costumes when you do your homo sex. What is yours, a goat costume. Keep your sinfull, unbelieving ways and you will get the goat. Thats how Satan arrives to give it to you in the homer way. I'm sure you probably would like that sort of thing.

Once again, I must repeat myself. First off, I am a virgin. Second, I'm not a furry, however I have a close friend who is one which is why I know quite a bit about it ^^;

[Bobby-Joe]

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Some people live their lives completely as a furry, therefore it can be a lifestyle. However, I'm not a furry.

Why don't you have one of your furry pred pals bite your throat out since you are so hot to be snuffed. I understand they have the whole "vorephila" thing going with the furries so there is your chance to be someone's lunch without going out into the woods or some castle in Romania.

[roserougesang]

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He doesn't want to die though, he just wants to be bitten. You're interpreting what he says wrongly.

[SalvationSeeker]

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He doesn't want to die though, he just wants to be bitten. You're interpreting what he says wrongly.

No, we're not. If he would get bitten by a vampire as told in the REAL legends, he'd die!
Can you two faggots stop using Anne Rice as some kind of "source of knowledge" about vampires?
It's not. It's fiction.

Vampires may or may not exist, but the legends (the stuff about dracula is not one btw) were told by those who believe in them..
Not fiction writers trying to entertain pre-teen goths.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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He doesn't want to die though, he just wants to be bitten. You're interpreting what he says wrongly.

Why didn't you say so?
I'll arrange for him to meet my rottweiler, Raptor, and his dreams of being bitten shall well and truly come true!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why didn't you say so?
I'll arrange for him to meet my rottweiler, Raptor, and his dreams of being bitten shall well and truly come true!

WHAT?!?!?!?
You'd feed a perfectly good rottweiler something like that?!?!?! SHAME! SHAME!

[Poison__x]

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He doesn't want to die though, he just wants to be bitten. You're interpreting what he says wrongly.

Someone who doesn't change my words around

No, we're not. If he would get bitten by a vampire as told in the REAL legends, he'd die!
Can you two faggots stop using Anne Rice as some kind of "source of knowledge" about vampires?
It's not. It's fiction.

Vampires may or may not exist, but the legends (the stuff about dracula is not one btw) were told by those who believe in them..
Not fiction writers trying to entertain pre-teen goths.

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]As earlier stated byme, I would rather have my blood sucked out by a vampire than waste my life on Jesus.[/COLOR]

Why didn't you say so?
I'll arrange for him to meet my rottweiler, Raptor, and his dreams of being bitten shall well and truly come true!

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Rotweilers aren't vicious unless you train them to be, and if that's the case, then screw you. Dogs are meant as companions, not weapons.[/COLOR]

WHAT?!?!?!?
You'd feed a perfectly good rottweiler something like that?!?!?! SHAME! SHAME!

[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]I might taste pretty good for all you know ;p[/COLOR]

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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[COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]I might taste pretty good for all you know ;p[/color]

You might to a polar bear, but feeding chicken bones to dogs is just cruel.