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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #151
    Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    You might to a polar bear, but feeding chicken bones to dogs is just cruel.
    This is the cruel cold pagan lifestyle for you; abusing dogs by feeding them scrawny she-males. Shame on you Rachael and Poison_x, Jesus is watching you two!

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    • Poison__x
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      • Aug 2007
      • 174

      #152
      Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      You might to a polar bear, but feeding chicken bones to dogs is just cruel.
      Err... now I'm being compared to a chicken? Wow.

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      This is the cruel cold pagan lifestyle for you; abusing dogs by feeding them scrawny she-males. Shame on you Rachael and Poison_x, Jesus is watching you two!
      I'm definately NOT a she-male.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #153
        Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
        I'm definately NOT a she-male.
        Is that why Hitoshi is trying to ask you out on a date?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Seeker
          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 966

          #154
          Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

          [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Rotweilers aren't vicious unless you train them to be, and if that's the case, then screw you. Dogs are meant as companions, not weapons.[/color]
          This is one thing that I will have to agree with you on. I still can't tell your gender or I don't know the color of your eyes (and you sure are vocal considering you are a virgin)....however....No dog is vicious unless people train them to be. It is most always the owners fault and not the dog.

          But it would be better to own a gun instead.

          And just a little question off topic...

          Can you loose your virginity to a guy and what point does it actually count/happen? Oh God, I don't even want to know.

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • Seeker
            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 966

            #155
            Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

            Nevermind *roll eyes*
            Last edited by Seeker; 09-15-2007, 07:00 AM.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #156
              Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
              Some people live their lives completely as a furry, therefore it can be a lifestyle.
              A SHORT lifestyle if JESUS has anything to do with it. And he does!

              Once again, I must repeat myself. First off, I am a virgin. Second, I'm not a furry, however I have a close friend who is one which is why I know quite a bit about it ^^;
              Read Romans 1, you pervert. Also 2 Corinthians 6.
              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              WHAT?!?!?!?
              You'd feed a perfectly good rottweiler something like that?!?!?! SHAME! SHAME!
              Good point. I know witches are weird, but deliberately giving your own dog the GRIDS is just inexplicable.
              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
              [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]As earlier stated byme, I would rather have my blood sucked out by a vampire than waste my life on Jesus.[/color]
              It was moronic when you said it then, and it's still moronic now. The only difference is that surrounding your text with borked color tags is less irritating than actually writing it in faggy pink.

              [COLOR="rgb(255, 0, 255)"]Rotweilers aren't vicious unless you train them to be, and if that's the case, then screw you. Dogs are meant as companions, not weapons.[/color]
              When it comes to people I'd take advice about the proper use of animals from, furries and their pals come right at the bottom of the list. Jesus created dogs so that the chinks could have something to snack on while they make our clothes and lead-based toys. Also, He sometimes uses them to get rid of toddlers He doesn't like.

              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
              This is one thing that I will have to agree with you on. I still can't tell your gender or I don't know the color of your eyes (and you sure are vocal considering you are a virgin)....however....No dog is vicious unless people train them to be. It is most always the owners fault and not the dog.
              Good point. After all, there has never been a recorded case at any point in history of a wild animal attacking anyone or anything. Oh, wait a second, that's complete and utter nonsense. Silly me.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966

                #157
                Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                Good point. After all, there has never been a recorded case at any point in history of a wild animal attacking anyone or anything. Oh, wait a second, that's complete and utter nonsense. Silly me.
                There is a difference between a wild animal and a domesticated one that has been trained to be 'wild.'

                But who cares anyway...........

                I must be bored..

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #158
                  Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                  Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                  There is a difference between a wild animal and a domesticated one that has been trained to be 'wild.'

                  But who cares anyway...........

                  I must be bored..
                  Idle hands are the devils playthings! Why aren't you off baking a pie for your husband?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #159
                    Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    There is a difference between a wild animal and a domesticated one that has been trained to be 'wild.'
                    Yes, and according to you the difference is that the wild one won't attack anyone:
                    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                    No dog is vicious unless people train them to be. It is most always the owners fault and not the dog.
                    This is why women shouldn't be allowed to try and "think".
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • roserougesang
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                      • Feb 2007
                      • 418

                      #160
                      Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????



                      Also, what makes you think that women can't think?
                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #161
                        Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post


                        Also, what makes you think that women can't think?
                        Rose,

                        We know woman can think. It was Eve's depraved imagination that got mankind into this mess. We think women can't think as in they shouldn't be allowed to.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • roserougesang
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                          • Feb 2007
                          • 418

                          #162
                          Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                          Everybody makes mistakes sometimes....sure, it was a life-changing mistake for all mankind...but a mistake nonetheless.
                          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #163
                            Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post


                            Also, what makes you think that women can't think?
                            Sweetie, the bible says we can't, so we can't.

                            What is wrong? Are you having a hard time finding some nice Christian man willing to guide you through life?
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                            • Buford T Scoggins
                              Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 911

                              #164
                              Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                              Good heavens, vampires on the loose! What will those gay Muslim terrorists think of next? I think it's time for the Department of Homeland Security to raise their "terror alert" to code red.

                              yours in Christ,
                              Brother Buford

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                              • Poison__x
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 174

                                #165
                                Re: Vampires: Fact or Fiction????

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Rose,

                                We know woman can think. It was Eve's depraved imagination that got mankind into this mess. We think women can't think as in they shouldn't be allowed to.
                                Adam and Eve never existed *whistle*

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