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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

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    The Saint John's Bible - Illuminated $4 Million FALSE Version!

    In the name of art, the mary-worshippers at Saint John's University in Minnesota are nearing completion of one of the most expensive affronts to our Lord in recent memory. They are calling it The Saint John's Bible, even though the text is from the New Revised Standard Version! Here is a link to the official site for this leather bound abomination. Keep a KJV 1611 handy while visiting this unholy web page!


    Here the Pope revels in the blasphemy he helped to create.




    But this is only the first insult to our Lord in this heresy. Below is one of the illustrations. Please, a child could do better! This looks like something from one of those drunken pervert modern artists! And it is in a Bible! If I were God, I would be furious!


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    And this next image is beyond the pale! Adam and Eve portrayed as NEGROES!

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    As True Christians™, we all know that this is how Adam and Eve really looked: White and ashamed! I have censored the image so as not to offend.
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    The fact that Catholics would create a false Bible is not surprising, but the fact that the Vicar of Rome would let them spend four million dollars on this unholy project is a bit shocking, considering his greediness and lust for more and more luxurious pope mobiles.


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    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22855

    #2
    Re: The Saint John's Bible - Illuminated $4 Million FALSE Version

    $4 Million is pocket change for the vicar of Rome. What does he care about the unsaved heathen, if he can fill his coffers with treasure? I'm sure those led astray will be rejoicing that this "King's New Clothes" Bible is now the pope's to gloat and slobber over.

    Pardon me whilst I vomit.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: The Saint John's Bible - Illuminated $4 Million FALSE Version

      I saw a thing about this fancy Bible on the news. I guess a bunch of people are writing it by hand with goose feathers. Hello! Ever heard of a computer?

      And it isn't even a King James Bible either. What's the point? They might as well be writing out the San Francisco phone book by hand since it's not even a real Bible!


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #4
        Re: The Saint John's Bible - Illuminated $4 Million FALSE Version

        There are seven ways in which one can tell whether any given Bible is the one True Word of God.

        Its price tag is not one of them...
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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