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  • Star Finder
    Rock Worshipper
    • Sep 2006
    • 1092

    #1

    Be of good cheer

    Be of good cheer and know that the long desolate hours of your night will be lit once again with the goodness of the Sun.

    Soon the Sun will once again shine His light on you and warm your nakedness in the fields and on the hillsides.


    I was successful in my fire ceremony and the days will now get longer instead of shorter!!!!

    thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. yes I know.. thank you.
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Be of good cheer

    I can't wait to watch you burn in hell, heathen. God hates you so much!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Hank
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 405

      #3
      Re: Be of good cheer

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      God hates you so much!
      Not just God, I hate this faggit too
      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

      GOD HATES FAGS
      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

      WHITE AND PROUD

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Be of good cheer

        Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
        Be of good cheer and know that the long desolate hours of your night will be lit once again with the goodness of the Sun.

        Soon the Sun will once again shine His light on you and warm your nakedness in the fields and on the hillsides.


        I was successful in my fire ceremony and the days will now get longer instead of shorter!!!!

        thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. yes I know.. thank you.
        So that mountain hasn't killed you yet? Just wait. It's biding it's time.

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        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #5
          Re: Be of good cheer

          ha ha hey little fat faggot boy Wank!

          you look like quite the stupid wanking porker faggot!!
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • Star Finder
            Rock Worshipper
            • Sep 2006
            • 1092

            #6
            Re: Be of good cheer

            but seriously....

            My calculations show that the Sun was in the sky for about one second longer today. With the success of my ceremony I expect it will be in the sky longer tomorrow.

            not like your fork god who last controlled the Sun like 3,000 years ago...
            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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            • Miss April
              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 685

              #7
              Re: Be of good cheer

              Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
              ha ha hey little fat faggot boy Wank!

              you look like quite the stupid wanking porker faggot!!
              You Stupid Little,fagot how Dare you Call Such a Wonderful man like Brother Hank Such a thing You should be so ashamed of yourself.I really hope Jesus Kills you soon Brothers,you are not Alone i hate this Queer as well He needs to Burn in hell with all the Other faggots.

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              • Samuel Coleridge
                Unsaved trash
                • Nov 2009
                • 615

                #8
                Re: Be of good cheer

                Originally posted by Hank View Post
                Not just God, I hate this faggit too
                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                You Stupid Little,Fagot how Dare you Call Such a Wonderful man like Brother Hank Such a thing You should be so ashamed of yourself.I really hope Jesus Kills you soon Brothers,you are not Alone i hate this Queer as well He needs to Burn in hell with all the Other faggots.
                Is it just me or does this seem like a match made in made in er.. um.. Heaven?
                Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Be of good cheer

                  Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                  but seriously....

                  My calculations show that the Sun was in the sky for about one second longer today. With the success of my ceremony I expect it will be in the sky longer tomorrow.

                  not like your fork god who last controlled the Sun like 3,000 years ago...
                  It wasn't you, starguy, yesterday I farted in the general direction of Sirius, the dog star. We all know how dog's appreciate an offering of butt smell. Since then there has been more daylight. I expect the trend to continue.

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                  • missionmindedtex
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Be of good cheer

                    Originally posted by Hank View Post
                    Not just God, I hate this faggit too
                    Sorry, kind o news to this site
                    'm a pretty laidback person myself, but I have to agree with Hank. Die

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                    • missionmindedtex
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Be of good cheer

                      Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                      Is it just me or does this seem like a match made in made in er.. um.. Heaven?







                      why's my profile still read unsaved trash? We're kin in Jesus and it's pretty damnd shamefull really...

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: Be of good cheer

                        Originally posted by missionmindedtex View Post

                        why's my profile still read unsaved trash? We're kin in Jesus and it's pretty damnd shamefull really...
                        Because you are Unsaved Trash. We are sticklers for accuracy and honesty here.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479

                          #13
                          Re: Be of good cheer

                          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post

                          I was successful in my fire ceremony and the days will now get longer instead of shorter!!!!
                          I hope you are kidding. If you HONESTLY think your voodoo mumbo jumbo made the days start getting longer, you are certifiably insane. Everyone know that GOD makes the days get longer for us.
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • Star Finder
                            Rock Worshipper
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1092

                            #14
                            Re: Be of good cheer

                            Well yes I do... think that is.... maybe you could try it sometime



                            My commands to the Sun and Moon to obey me work even better when there is an eclipse. I just say the right words and throw some rocks in the air and..... just like that! the Sun returns..

                            neat huh?

                            I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • Hank
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 405

                              #15
                              Re: Be of good cheer

                              Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                              You Stupid Little,fagot how Dare you Call Such a Wonderful man like Brother Hank Such a thing You should be so ashamed of yourself.I really hope Jesus Kills you soon Brothers,you are not Alone i hate this Queer as well He needs to Burn in hell with all the Other faggots.
                              Aww shuks Miss April you really no how to sweet talk a guy

                              I been praying for these queer homasexual faggits to get a brain tumor and die too but so far no luck. The LORD works in mysterious ways. Maybe they have a pourpoise to serve like spreading AIDS to other homasexuals.
                              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                              GOD HATES FAGS
                              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                              WHITE AND PROUD

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