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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them
    Oh do please enlighten us how something that appease to be a piece of junk is so vastly better than the firearms Jesus gave us. Near useless but looks pretty, the the kind of stupid weapon that only a liberal would come up with.

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    • The Jabba Master
      TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 250

      #32
      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Oh do please enlighten us how something that appease to be a piece of junk is so vastly better than the firearms Jesus gave us. Near useless but looks pretty, the the kind of stupid weapon that only a liberal would come up with.
      [quote=The Jabba Master;77348]oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

      but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

      [quote=Luke Skywalker]"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"[quote]

      Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
      Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%
      i think this answers your first question (as to why there aim sucked) and How they work (to a serten extent)
      Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
      Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
      Jedi respect all life, in any form.
      Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
      Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%
        Actor points pretend gun, special effects departments adds light shooting from it to the spot they want it to hit so as not to kill the hero early in the movie?
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        • The Jabba Master
          TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 250

          #34
          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Actor points pretend gun, special effects departments adds light shooting from it to the spot they want it to hit so as not to kill the hero early in the movie?
          You Fail
          Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
          Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
          Jedi respect all life, in any form.
          Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
          Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #35
            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            You Fail
            Nah, she's got it pretty accurate there. You're trying to think of a story reason as to why they suck, but we're talking about practical reasons.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #36
              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
              You Fail
              I'm a True Christian™, bathed in the blood of Christ, Saved for all eternity, and grounded in reality. You are a retarded, delusional God-hater. You're the one who has failed, boy.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #37
                Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%
                So we're back to if your' opponents are inept idiots you Jedi kick ass?

                BTW 20% inaccuracy still means a torso hit at the ranges shown in the movies.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • The Jabba Master
                  TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 250

                  #38
                  Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Nah, she's got it pretty accurate there. You're trying to think of a story reason as to why they suck, but we're talking about practical reasons.
                  And the Practial reasons mean nothing with the hole story there are manny reasons as to why they suck its not realy there falt they suck just there equipment sucks
                  Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                  Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                  Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                  Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                  Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • Joo
                    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 831

                    #39
                    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                    And the Practial reasons mean nothing with the hole story there are manny reasons as to why they suck its not realy there falt they suck just there equipment sucks
                    No, it is their fault. The Empire stopped caring about the quality of its troops after they had successfully taken over galactic government, there was no Order to fight anymore, they could usually win with sheer numbers. They stopped cloning exclusively from Jango and started to clone just any old guy so they could have those numbers, not to mention if ever single clone had the same mind, then it would be easy for a Jedi to manipulate them in mass.

                    Their equipment was actually some of the best in the galaxy at the time. They sucked because of shoddy training, and because of the Hero effect.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #40
                      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                      I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

                      What geeks.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • The Jabba Master
                        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 250

                        #41
                        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        I'm a True Christian™, bathed in the blood of Christ, Saved for all eternity, and grounded in reality. You are a retarded, delusional God-hater. You're the one who has failed, boy.
                        Reality Changes every day and We as Humans have the abillaty to adapt to those changes.

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        So we're back to if your' opponents are inept idiots you Jedi kick ass?

                        BTW 20% inaccuracy still means a torso hit at the ranges shown in the movies.
                        and most of the Rebils on the Tanative IV got torso shots. But Han and Leiah (Leiah Espsehley) were better and faster shots
                        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                        • Unsaved and Loving It
                          Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 308

                          #42
                          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                          Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                          You Fail
                          Dude. I have seen many sides of the internet. Including parts you wouldn't see in a hundred years. And now I must say this.

                          You have been pwned by a True Christian. EPIC PHAIL!
                          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • The Jabba Master
                            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 250

                            #43
                            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            No, it is their fault. The Empire stopped caring about the quality of its troops after they had successfully taken over galactic government, there was no Order to fight anymore, they could usually win with sheer numbers. They stopped cloning exclusively from Jango and started to clone just any old guy so they could have those numbers, not to mention if ever single clone had the same mind, then it would be easy for a Jedi to manipulate them in mass.

                            Their equipment was actually some of the best in the galaxy at the time. They sucked because of shoddy training, and because of the Hero effect.
                            You dont understand the Clones didnt work that way not all of the Clones Followed Order 66 some of them Fought there Pod Brothers and helped Jedi Excape
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

                            What geeks.
                            And Proud of it
                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                            • Andrew Shaw
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 226

                              #44
                              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                              You dont understand the Clones didnt work that way not all of the Clones Followed Order 66 some of them Fought there Pod Brothers and helped Jedi Excape

                              And Proud of it

                              Lucky your master of the pizza hut and something else..but im just unsaved trash. they dont even hate me enough to give me something like what you have under your name..im jelous..and they sure as hell dont love me at all so im just unsaved trash by the way this is a stupid conversation.
                              Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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                              • Andrew Shaw
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 226

                                #45
                                Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

                                What geeks.

                                Hypocrite..i get "infraction points" for that. and you dont. i guess thats the advantage of being 'in the system'
                                Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?

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