[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I keep one foot in the Future and the other in the now im one with thease thoughts

Better keep an eye on spell check too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Better keep an eye on spell check too.

The boy's a retard, he can't help it.

What's YOUR excuse?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

The boy's a retard, he can't help it.

What's YOUR excuse?

The Educational Standards of America?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Educational Standards of America?

Controlled by monkey worshipers like you. Plenty of joos too.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

So...is the ABC song evil?
haha watch this video...its the abc's nothing evil..well i guess its the evil abc's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsnnFhNAij0

That's awesome. *bookmarks*

And real jedis aren't that bad, unless they're all over you saying, "Join us... Join Us...." Other than that I actually think they're kinda cool to watch. They had videos on TV of "real" jedis and they actually actually looked quite interesting.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I am curious about this whole Jedi martial arts thing they claim to have. You have a weapon that can harm with a touch, so were is the need for skill, power, speed or technique and all that other stuff real swordsmanship requires. The winner in a light saber fight would be who could jerk their wrist the fastest.

Is that the Jedi practice, forming a circle and jerking their wrists?

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN! Warning to all True Christians and anyone with the slightest sense of morality, do NOT click on that link! DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!
If it was up to me, I'd ban you right now, but it's not. I can, however, give you infractions if you EVER try to spread Satan's evil like that again!

THATS THE ENGLISH ALPHABET ITS NOT EVIL. unless everyone at landoverbaptist.net has a devil tounge

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I am curious about this whole Jedi martial arts thing they claim to have. You have a weapon that can harm with a touch, so were is the need for skill, power, speed or technique and all that other stuff real swordsmanship requires. The winner in a light saber fight would be who could jerk their wrist the fastest.

Is that the Jedi practice, forming a circle and jerking their wrists?

Skill: You can Harm youself easly with the Blade (Its Not balenced the Blade dosent have a Weght to it
Power: overcomeing a Defence
Speed: Defending agenst in comeing Blaster Bolts and Atacks
Technique: geting thrugh a defence with out leting them know

The Winner in a Lightsaber fight must know how to use all of thease in a battle

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Skill: You can Harm youself easly with the Blade (Its Not balenced the Blade dosent have a Weght to it
Power: overcomeing a Defence
Speed: Defending agenst in comeing Blaster Bolts and Atacks
Technique: geting thrugh a defence with out leting them know

The Winner in a Lightsaber fight must know how to use all of thease in a battle

I guess that bit comes from fighting opponent stupid enough to use a high tech weapon less effective than a firearm. Going by the movies those "balster bolts" are outrageously slow and wildly inaccurate. Heck, if that was US Marines with M16s Luke had been fighting with Luke would be head shot pizza. Jesus don’t let His warriors miss at less than 500 yards against a stationary target.

So is the secret of the Jedi martial art; care selecting an opponent stupider than you are? Is that what Yoda is really say threw all that Eng’ish of his?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I guess that bit comes from fighting opponent stupid enough to use a high tech weapon less effective than a firearm. Going by the movies those "balster bolts" are outrageously slow and wildly inaccurate. Heck, if that was US Marines with M16s Luke had been fighting with Luke would be head shot pizza. Jesus don’t let His warriors miss at less than 500 yards against a stationary target.

So is the secret of the Jedi martial art; care selecting an opponent stupider than you are? Is that what Yoda is really say threw all that Eng’ish of his?

You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

The boy's a retard, he can't help it.

What's YOUR excuse?

Edit: Would you like to try that again without the unnecessary bad language?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You know the Storm Troopers did have horrible aim. For the story really, since those characters had to live, back when it was the 501rst you notice how they had no trouble whatsoever killing Jedi? Well, that's because the Jedi were supposed to die for the story then, but if Luke died on the DS, well then the course of SW history would have changed.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You know the Storm Troopers did have horrible aim. For the story really, since those characters had to live, back when it was the 501rst you notice how they had no trouble whatsoever killing Jedi? Well, that's because the Jedi were supposed to die for the story then, but if Luke died on the DS, well then the course of SW history would have changed.

oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

[quote=Luke Skywalker]"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"[quote]

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them

Actor points pretend gun, special effects department adds light shooting from it?

[The Jabba Master]

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Actor points pretend gun, special effects department adds light shooting from it?

Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%