[Brother Temperance]

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Now, thanks to you, I'll be having to say some very special prayers of forgiveness to Him and add an extra 5% to my tithe this weekend.

Compassionately praying for your Salvation©,
Ira

Ouch. As an ex-Jew, I can understand the agonies poor Ira must be going through right now. You better apologise for that, Trekky-boy.

Master Yoda also one said that a foolish Jedi keeps his head in the future and the beyond now, never keeping his mind in the now period.

Jedis have periods?

oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

And they never thought of designing helmets that'd allow people to see properly? I mean, the Muslims are as dumb as rocks, and even they don't deliberately limit their vision before going into battle against Christ.

[The Jabba Master]

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Jedis have periods?

its a Turn of phrase meaning period of time

And they never thought of designing helmets that'd allow people to see properly? I mean, the Muslims are as dumb as rocks, and even they don't deliberately limit their vision before going into battle against Christ.

ah but you don't understand the empire, they saved money so they could finance there Super Weapons (Death Star, Death Star II, The Sun Crusher etc.) It wasn't till about 10 ABY that the Imperial Remanet started Financing better tech for the Stormtrooper equipment and by that time the empire was in shambles.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

What geeks.

I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time believing in a fictional "god!"

What morons.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time debating the strengths and weaknesses of fictitional TV shows.

What geeks.

I cannot believe that you asshats are actually wasting your time believing in a fictional "god!"

What morons.

Hate to say it, Zeke me lad, but he's gotcha there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hate to say it, Zeke me lad, but he's gotcha there.

So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

I thought I'd heard it all....

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

I thought I'd heard it all....

What? Let's see here...

Captain Kirk is Jesus;
Jesus is God.
Hence, Captain Kirk is God.

That idea is epic phailure of the highest tier...

[The Jabba Master]

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So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

I thought I'd heard it all....

No way that Kirk is Jesus, Obi wan maybe but Kirk... No Fraking way

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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No way that Kirk is Jesus, Obi wan maybe but Kirk... No Fraking way

*puts head in hands and groans*

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

I thought I'd heard it all....

Well, let's look at it this way.

Both are fictional.

Both have a crew of merry men (except Kirk actually allowed some ladies into his elite circle, unlike Jesus. Possibly eluding to Jesus's "back door" habits.)

Both did amazing things.

Kurt traveled through space, and fought monsters and aliens.

Jesus walked on water, and caused toga parties to erupt everywhere, because he wanted to get plasterd, instead of drink water.

While there are some differences, it's safe to say, that as far as both characters of fiction, they're both entertaining.

I still prefer Brandon Sanderson's book, Elantris better.



The bible, as it is the source of a lot of literary inspiration, get's a 7/10, Star Trek has this huge following, but I'm not a fan of the whole sc-fi thing, 5/10.

Sanderson's novel, well, that's a different story. I found myself engaged, and actually started to genuinely hate the main antagonist, right up till the end.

But it could have been done in a better style. Sometimes I found myself finishing a chapter, cause I knew what was coming next was going to be stale.

Overall, a wonderful introduction to the field, I give Elantris an 8/10.

[The Jabba Master]

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*puts head in hands and groans*

Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

...The robe doesn't make the messiah.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

Once I see it, I shall believe it. But until then... Well, yeah.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Once I see it, I shall believe it. But until then... Well, yeah.

If you don't repent before Jesus returns you will be believing it on the receiving end of His sword.

[The Jabba Master]

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Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!