[Star Finder]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

I am an unsaved loser who believes that GODS live in rocks and trees.

If Christians do that, you're not Christian, Temperance. You just sit there pointing fingers and say, "Damned to hell."

Never-the-less, Brother T has been nothing but kind to me, and has only beaten me when I was particuarly bad. There is no hope for me, since the accident, but maybe you can still be saved.

You should beg forgiveness.

SF

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Why are you people pretending to be christians when you are not ? I already KNOW without a doubt that you guys aren't christians. I can see that you know the word but that doesn't make you Christians. Stop using his word to torment people and make fun of it. I don't want to hear another bible quote from you people again; it's making me very angry and it's annoying. Stop making fun of Jesus you wicked people, stop making FUN OF JESUS!!!!!! HE SHED HIS BLOOD ON THE CROSS FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM, BY MAKING HIM A JOKE, BY MOCKING HIS WORD!!!!??? AFTER ALL THE PAIN AND AGONY HE WENT THROUGH ON THE CROSS, AFTER HE WAS BEATEN, SPAT ON, WHOPED AND DIED PAINFULLY, SO THAT WE MAY HAVE ETERNAL LIFE AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? I can't believe this, I can't, it's so sad. How can people be like this. STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING, STOP PRETENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!!!!!

Why do these intolerant people come here to mock our religious beliefs? O, the heavy cross we must bear as True Christian victims of a terrible, mean-spirited, unprovoked attack! O, Lord Jesus, what did we do to deserve this violent attack on our most cherished beliefs? Why, O Lord? Why must we endure this endless persecution?

This is yet more solid proof that wealthy, White, suburban, Republican Christian-Americans are truly the most violently abused and persecuted people in all the world!!

[SUV]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Why do these intolerant people come here to mock our religious beliefs? O, the heavy cross we must bear as True Christian victims of a terrible, mean-spirited, unprovoked attack! O, Lord Jesus, what did we do to deserve this violent attack on our most cherished beliefs? Why, O Lord? Why must we endure this endless persecution?

This is yet more solid proof that wealthy, White, suburban, Republican Christian-Americans are truly the most violently abused and persecuted people in all the world!!

Preach It, Brother Monty!!!

In addition, I Believe that this is all a c-o-nSpyracy related to "World Jewelry."

As was Proclaimed by HIM

[Brother V]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

I agree with the original starter of this thread.

How many times do we True Christians (tm) have to go around preaching to those who think they are christians?

Just look at the false religions roster, it's jam packed with groups who think they are christian.

Those hellbound pagan mary worshipping idolaters, they aren't christians.

Lutherans, heck, they reject the entire book of James; they aren't christians.

The original poster is right, they should stop pretending to be christians.

They don't even follow christ.

Praise Jesus for you Brother (or sister) Joh.

Praise Jesus.

YIC
V

[Joh]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Read these.

Leviticus 20 - The things about killing Homosexuals, and the like.
Leviticus 24:16 - Kill the blasphemers!
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 - If your son is bad, get him bashed to death.
Zechariah 5:3 - Steal and get your hand sliced off.

Yeah, God was truly a sadistic guy. As you can see, these guys are (as sad as it may be) following the supposed word of God. These teachings are just some of the ones that made me abandon Christ in the first place. Then I know a lot of people who simply ignore these parts of the teachings, and believe them false. What will you do?

But regardless, there it is in the scripture. Even check your own bible.

You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law moron.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law moron.

He has "Unsaved" as part of his name. Of course he doesn't know the Bible!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law moron.

The noob phails at insulting me. Please leave my internets now, and go back to your crack den. Hopefully you'll be able to catch a nice tasty cocktail of STDs which will bring you to your God sooner than you ever thought.

Thank you

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law moron.

You foolish hell bound man. Listen to what Jesus has to say about this;

Matt. 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

That is Jesus Himself talking. The Law is His law.

Now at some point Joh do you want to open The Bible and start reading instead spew off your own personal opinions and pretending they are Gods.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

The problem is how you define 'Christian'. If a Christian is someone who lives his or her life believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs, then the TC are Christians. However by this definition; Satanists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Voodoo Priests, Charlie Manson's sad lot and many other groups are also Christians, as their religious traditions are based on believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs - even though for groups like Satanism many of those beliefs are the result of 'renouncing' Christianity or the complete antithesis of the beliefs held by more orthodox Christian groups.

As an example, True Paganism is not Satanic because it has nothing to do with Christianity or the bible, the source of all the original ideas about the Devil.

As with Judaism and Islam, there are also many people who identify as 'ethnic' Christians, that they are Christian from being born into a Christian family.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

You dumb cracker! you don't even know the bible. We are not under the law moron.

True, but you obviously have no idea what not being under the law means.

What then?
Shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid.
Romans 6:15

So there is still sin! And just what is sin?
Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law:
For sin is the transgression of the law.
1 John 3:4

We are not under the law, but that is because the law, part of the Word, which is Jesus (John 1:1-14), is in our hearts! (Hebrews 8:10)
That's how we are sinfree once we are Saved, Jesus in our hearts and keep us from sinning! (1 John 3:6)

This does NOT mean that we are not to obey the law, but that Salvation is not of the works of the law, as the jews believed, but by Jesus Christ!
If one doesn't follow the law (which include killing witches & homers) he is not justified with God, because then he disobey the law, which is sin:
And as such Jesus is not in his heart, for we believers CANNOT sin! (1 John 3:9)

For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
Romans 2:13

And what did Jesus say?
And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
Luke 10:25-26


And just where do you think "the ten commandments" are from, if not the law?
So you're just as uneducated as "unsaved and loving it" is. Don't get any ideas.


To sum it up:
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets:
I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:17

Jesus did not come to destroy the law!
But to make it unbreakable for the believer, to make it perfect:
And to establish the new covenant according to the prophecy in Jeremiah 31:31-33!
(This prophecy is even quoted in Hebrews 8:8-10)

Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will make a new covenant with the house of Israel, and with the house of Judah:
Not according to the covenant that I made with their fathers in the day that I took them by the hand to bring them out of the land of Egypt;
Which my covenant they brake, although I was an husband unto them, saith the LORD:
But this shall be the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel;
After those days, saith the LORD, I will put my law in their inward parts, and write it in their hearts;
And will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Jeremiah 31:31-33

The law will not be removed until all is fulfilled, and that doesn't happen until Revelation 21.
So you need to read the Holy Word more, and stop pretending to be a Christian.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

The problem is how you define 'Christian'. If a Christian is someone who lives his or her life believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs, then the TC are Christians. However by this definition; Satanists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Voodoo Priests, Charlie Manson's sad lot and many other groups are also Christians, as their religious traditions are based on believing in the bible, Christian practices and beliefs - even though for groups like Satanism many of those beliefs are the result of 'renouncing' Christianity or the complete antithesis of the beliefs held by more orthodox Christian groups.

Are you a retarded? If you follow all Christ's commands 100%, you are a Christian; if not, then:
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

As an example, True Paganism is not Satanic because it has nothing to do with Christianity or the bible, the source of all the original ideas about the Devil.

Ok, you are a retarded. If there were such a thing as "true paganism", it'd be Satanic because it has nothing to do with Christianity or the Bible, but would be an invention of Satan, who is the source of all the original ideas about the Devil.

As with Judaism and Islam, there are also many people who identify as 'ethnic' Christians, that they are Christian from being born into a Christian family.

Are there? Do they seriously think their ethnicity will save them from eternal Hellfire?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Threads like this are the reason I keep coming back for more. Joh - please please please don't give up yet. This is far too entertaining.
While you're at it, would you mind giving those of us who are interested a snippet of personal information, such as A/S/L, because I have trouble convincing my friends that retardeds like you actually exist. You think we can't possibly be real Christians? We're even then, because I think you can't possibly be that stupid........
Your turn.....

[Ninja]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

They do seem to follow their own bible literally, and in it's entirety. Isn't that what a Christian is supposed to do? Follow it directly and completely?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

They do seem to follow their own bible literally, and in it's entirety. Isn't that what a Christian is supposed to do? Follow it directly and completely?

No.

Only evangelical fundamentalists (such as the Baptists) follow the Bible literally word-for-word; in English, disregarding that the scriptures were originally in the Hebraic and Greek languages, and disregarding the hundreds of translations over a thousand years or so ...

Mainstream Christian denominations (such as the Anglican-Episcopal Church where I am a communion minister) understand that theological interpretation is necessary in order to account for the origin and meaning of the many books included in the Bible and their original message.

The Bible is a collection of historical chronologies, poetry, metaphor, letters to various ancient churches by assorted authors (The Book of Revelation is a prime example) and so on ...

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Please stop pretending to be christians.

Noddy does E-pis-co-palians worship like Anglicans. I used to be a confirmed Anglican and I don't remember having an Episcopalian anything...