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  • #181
    WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    So what was the finally scores.


    Sadly, I didn't snag any notorious wickers. Although I did have a close call with the wicker known and "Gothic Mauler". Next year I guess...

    Scores:

    Witches: 13 (put down) 1(captued)
    Warlocks: 5 (put down)
    Demon Spawn: 1(captured)

    I turned the kid over to the church. The female is chained down in our basement. I told my wife that we have a brown recluse infestation so she stays out of the basement. I don't want her to even know I have the little wicker slut down there. Her weaker female mind might fall victim to mind altering satanic spells. It's bad enough I have to underdress the demoness and wash her naked body 3 times a day and then dress her back up in that gothtard tramp outfit. she claims it's just a "sexy goth" costume and that shes a humanist. She must think I'm really stupid how can a person be a human as a religion?
    Master of Godly Debating

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    Lastest Debates:
    Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
    James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
    Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
    Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
    86 Victories
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    Past Victories (Archive):
    Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
    Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
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    • #182
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      And you still have spider eggs in your hair.
      Not anymore!
      They've all been sent to Wu Lin's as 'caviar'.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #183
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SO ****ING SICK OK DONT TELL ME OFF CUZ I KNOW SO MUCH MORE ****ING SHIT THAN YOU OK BITCHES WHOS UP!!!!

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        • #184
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by adiaa View Post
          OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SO ****ING SICK OK DONT TELL ME OFF CUZ I KNOW SO MUCH MORE ****ING SHIT THAN YOU OK BITCHES WHOS UP!!!!
          It's a good thing that, as a Godly Christian, I trust only in God, and recognise mankind as being inherently sinful and depraved... because if I had any faith in human nature, this witless jabbering would have destroyed it completely.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #185
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            Originally posted by adiaa View Post
            OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SO ****ING SICK OK DONT TELL ME OFF CUZ I KNOW SO MUCH MORE ****ING SHIT THAN YOU OK BITCHES WHOS UP!!!!
            Do we have a drug rehabilitation program for idiots like this??

            Moon
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • #186
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by adiaa View Post
              OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SO ****ING SICK OK DONT TELL ME OFF CUZ I KNOW SO MUCH MORE ****ING SHIT THAN YOU OK BITCHES WHOS UP!!!!

              An escapee from jerry springer?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #187
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Geez Adia, get out of here!
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                • #188
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  [QUOTE=Glendora Christianson;5534]
                  SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

                  Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

                  Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.[\quote]

                  I realize this year's hunt is over, but for next year's hunt, I must ask . . .

                  Do I need to provide my genitals to you, or may I just show them? I'm rather attached, you see.

                  Unlike some preeverts around here, my genitals have never offended me, so I see no need to cast them away!

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                  • #189
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    [quote=OnYourKnees;20066]
                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

                    Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

                    Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.[\quote]

                    I realize this year's hunt is over, but for next year's hunt, I must ask . . .

                    Do I need to provide my genitals to you, or may I just show them? I'm rather attached, you see.

                    Unlike some preeverts around here, my genitals have never offended me, so I see no need to cast them away!
                    Ahahahahahaha! You are confused, friend, because you must have been a catlick previously. No, you don't have to cut off your OWN genitals, just those of the wickedans you bag. You see, most of them are too fat to carry back to the viewing stand, so all we require now is proof that you actually caught one. But we are watching for cheaters (mostly contestants from OTHER churches!), so don't try to get anything by the judges!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #190
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      [QUOTE=Pastor Al E Pistle;20074]
                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Ahahahahahaha! You are confused, friend, because you must have been a catlick previously. No, you don't have to cut off your OWN genitals, just those of the wickedans you bag. You see, most of them are too fat to carry back to the viewing stand, so all we require now is proof that you actually caught one. But we are watching for cheaters (mostly contestants from OTHER churches!), so don't try to get anything by the judges!
                      OH! Once again, Pastor Al, your explanation soothes my troubled mind.

                      Thank you, and THANK JESUS for your patience with my occasional confusion!

                      I fear one of Rosa's staff may have slipped some vodka into my morning spiced tomato juice drink, making me dizzy and easily confused. I may need to put her over my knee and spank her firm, shapely Messican bottom to learn the truth.

                      I mean, beat her. Yes, I may need to beat her.



                      Hmm, would not cheaters, as they are from OTHER (not God's Favorite) churches, count as witches and warlocks as well?

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                      • #191
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        [quote=OnYourKnees;20086]
                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Hmm, would not cheaters, as they are from OTHER (not God's Favorite) churches, count as witches and warlocks as well?
                        No, they are merely FALSE CRISTIANS who have the cash to pay our entry fee. It is our belief that anyone who has $5,000 cash for a Wiccan hunting license is a potential TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM).

                        Only if the person in question does not heed the Word of God that our suspicions develop, in which case we contact their heirs relatives to help convince them.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • #192
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          They don't count?

                          So then what am I to do with all the False Christian genitalia I've detached from the original owners? I've got an entire freezer full. Rosa has carefully stored each one in a Ziplock freezer bag, to prevent freezer burn.

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                          • #193
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            They don't count?

                            So then what am I to do with all the False Christian genitalia I've detached from the original owners? I've got an entire freezer full. Rosa has carefully stored each one in a Ziplock freezer bag, to prevent freezer burn.
                            Oh, ummmm.....I think you need to contact the police for disposal of those remains.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #194
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              Hmm, the freezer is empty.

                              On a completely unrelated subject, it appears that Manuel and the other laborers are having an unauthorized BBQ out in the servants' shacks. Must be some sort of Messican holiday.

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                              • #195
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                You're even more disturbing than the rest of these guys. And that's saying a whole lot.
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