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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #211
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Haha!!! 'M.O.M.' is his initials. We started calling him Mom, and he gets SO mad. It's funny. We don't live in a brothel nor do we have orgies. And we don't all use the same computer. Mom has his computer for work. I have another computer, but I can't afford spam and viruses from this site on it.

    Why are you so obsessed with prostitutes, orgies, and such?
    It all becomes clearer. Your "mom" is a male, which can only mean that you are the sad product of a sodomite marriage. I'd feel sorry for you, but Jesus tells me to hate you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Enobarbus
      Professor of English Landover University
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3496

      #212
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Haha!!! 'M.O.M.' is his initials. We started calling him Mom, and he gets SO mad. It's funny. We don't live in a brothel nor do we have orgies. And we don't all use the same computer. Mom has his computer for work. I have another computer, but I can't afford spam and viruses from this site on it.

      Why are you so obsessed with prostitutes, orgies, and such?
      Yes, of course, you are all virgins. You've told us that already. But we have had ministered amongst the likes of you people and can tell you a mile off. Repent of your whoredoms and your male friends of their sodomy and give up on your vile orgies, Hellion, before it is too late.
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #213
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
        Yes, of course, you are all virgins. You've told us that already. But we have had ministered amongst the likes of you people and can tell you a mile off. Repent of your whoredoms and your male friends of their sodomy and give up on your vile orgies, Hellion, before it is too late.
        Umm....I'm a virgin. I never said they were. Mom has a fiancé and Clown has a girlfriend. And ask Clown (on second thought, don't. He'll start bragging about it) he's not a virgin.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #214
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It all becomes clearer. Your "mom" is a male, which can only mean that you are the sad product of a sodomite marriage. I'd feel sorry for you, but Jesus tells me to hate you.
          Sorry to disapoint you, but Mom's straight. He's getting married. Like I said, we just call him 'Mom' because of his initials. And because he has a tendency to yell at us all the time (I guess he has good reason...Me and Clown can, and will, raise Hell.). And he's the only authority figure we actually listen to.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • unsavedwretch1122
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • Jan 2007
            • 20

            #215
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

            There's no such thing as "witches."

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            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 1439

              #216
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

              Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
              There's no such thing as "witches."
              Wow... You're intellect is amazing. Why, you've just completely destroyed 6007 years of documentation to the contrary. Should we all go out, sacrifice children and eat them, and maybe engage in a midnight orgy?

              If you're going to make statements, please back them up with supporting scripture, and give more than one silly comment.
              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #217
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                Wow... You're intellect is amazing. Why, you've just completely destroyed 6007 years of documentation to the contrary. Should we all go out, sacrifice children and eat them, and maybe engage in a midnight orgy?

                If you're going to make statements, please back them up with supporting scripture, and give more than one silly comment.
                Here's one right here! http://www.kevwitch.co.uk/


                Kevin Carlyon demonstrates how any man with a terry-cloth bathrobe
                can declare himself The Witch.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #218
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                  Originally posted by unsavedwretch1122 View Post
                  There's no such thing as "witches."
                  Did you hear that, Van Headthing and Lilith? You don't exist. Now stop pestering us.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Belphegor
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 128

                    #219
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                    im a witch i play with satan circles and candles and put salt on me rofl.... witches are from the past when they tough ur spirit was getting out of you when you sneezed. maybe you guys are adult in body but in mind your innocent childs taking every crap for credit lol

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #220
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                      Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                      im a witch i play with satan circles and candles and put salt on me rofl.... witches are from the past when they tough ur spirit was getting out of you when you sneezed. maybe you guys are adult in body but in mind your innocent childs taking every crap for credit lol
                      Friend,

                      Can you not see your dabbling in the Satanic arts has left you possessed by a demon? Look at the way you spell; only a demon from hell can not abide to correctly spell Jesus' favorite language American-English.

                      Repent, Let The Lord fill you full of His love so it washes that demon from you.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Belphegor
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 128

                        #221
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                        i just type fast without checking my typo, i can spell correct grammar i go to college etc, but why would i on a random internet site. Rather than judgin my grammar judge my argument you lil satanist aha

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                        • Belphegor
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 128

                          #222
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                          there is no such thing as the american english as true language for jesus, in his time it was latin and hebru or however you write it , so i dunno what you are braggin about lil satanist rofl?

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #223
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                            Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                            i go to college
                            Liar. Even Godless community colleges have higher standards than that.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • Belphegor
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 128

                              #224
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                              www.johnabbottcollege.qc.ca you just got own?

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #225
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

                                Originally posted by Belphegor View Post
                                www.johnabbottcollege.qc.ca you just got own?
                                Oh, so you are Canadian. That explains it. No wonder your spelling is so terrible.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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