WITCH HUNT 2006 Please Read!

**~~Belphegor~~** · 03-01-2007, 05:06 PM

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http://www.johnabbott.qc.ca/ oops typed to fast yup im an atheist canuck u just got pwn lol

**Peacesells (On Moderation)** · 03-01-2007, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

Friend,

Can you not see your dabbling in the Satanic arts has left you possessed by a demon? Look at the way you spell; only a demon from hell can not abide to correctly spell Jesus' favorite language American-English.

Repent, Let The Lord fill you full of His love so it washes that demon from you.

Haha, american english, that made me laugh so why doesn't he come make a visit if he loves this langage a place so much?

**Mrs. Mary Whitford** · 03-01-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Belphegor View Post

http://www.johnabbott.qc.ca/ oops typed to fast yup im an atheist canuck u just got pwn lol

Canadian, huh? That makes sense. No real American school would accept you, so you have to settle for the dregs.

Originally posted by Peacesells View Post

Haha, american english, that made me laugh so why doesn't he come make a visit if he loves this langage a place so much?

Visit? He's here all the time. He's almost everywhere all the time. In case you haven't heard, He's GOD!
But you seem like an astute fellow. I'm sure you noticed I used the word "almost". There is one place He refuses to go unless invited, and that's into people's hearts. He's even outside of yours right now, wanting to be let in so He can save your immortal soul. All you have to do is drop to your knees and open your heart wide. Do it now before it's too late! The clock is ticking down on the world, and before you know it, you will be writhing in agony in the Lake of Fire unless you allow Him to pull you out.
All you have to do is humbly and seriously ask, and we will pray with you.

**Peacesells (On Moderation)** · 03-01-2007, 11:45 PM

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Yeah I'm sure I'll go to yout invented hell....

**Brother John** · 03-02-2007, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Belphegor View Post

i just type fast without checking my typo, i can spell correct grammar i go to college etc, but why would i on a random internet site. Rather than judgin my grammar judge my argument you lil satanist aha

Unless you're a language student, which you're obviously not considering your abominable sentences, going to college hasn't got much to do with your ability to spell. The reason why you should type like this on a random internet site?
First of all, it's in the site guidelines.
Second, do you wish to be taken seriously? Then write in a serious way in stead of seeming younger than my 11 year old brother.
Pwnz0r.

**~~Peter~~** · 03-03-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post

October is the High-Season for witch hunting and we have some important guidelines to discuss. Please print a copy of this bulletin to keep in the field.

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Oct 1-10 Archery and Muzzleloading combined event. NO LIMIT but you still need to provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Fattest Witch, Ugliest Witch, Fattest&Ugliest Witch.

Oct 11-21 Rifle and Handguns, including automatic weapons and hand-thrown explosive devices. NO LIMIT but (if you can find them) please provide genitals for proof of sex.

CONTEST: Same as above.

Oct 22-31 ANYTHING GOES! All weapons and methods, NO LIMIT, NO RULES!

CONTEST: Most Creative Kill, Funniest Kill, Best Kill Photo.

PLEASE POST YOUR QUESTIONS/COMMENTS AND CONTEST ENTRIES ON THIS THREAD.

Isn't it illegal to kill someone?

**Talitha** · 03-04-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Peter View Post

Isn't it illegal to kill someone?

We do as The Bible(KJV1611) and God Commands.
God never said we couldn't have a bit of fun along the way now did he?
Just killing Witches for the sake of it got a bit boring, but now we've got good wholesome True Christian™ fun for all the family.

Hell, we even give their kids a chance.
Olden times we'd put them in a sack and throw it in the River, but nowadays we can have some sport by letting them have a bit of a race.

It's all about Family Values here at Landover.

Praise Jesus®

**Brother Temperance** · 03-04-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

Canadian, huh? That makes sense. No real American school would accept you, so you have to settle for the dregs.

Visit? He's here all the time. He's almost everywhere all the time. In case you haven't heard, He's GOD!
But you seem like an astute fellow...

Please, Sister, I understand that dealing with these backwards sinners may become a bit trying at times, but there's still no call for that kind of snarky sarcasm.

**Mrs. Mary Whitford** · 03-04-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

Please, Sister, I understand that dealing with these backwards sinners may become a bit trying at times, but there's still no call for that kind of snarky sarcasm.

Why not, Brother Temperance. It's not like he would have caught it anyway.

**OnYourKnees** · 03-05-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Peter View Post

Isn't it illegal to kill someone?

In Freehold, the Law of God prevails.

God commands us not to suffer a witch to live.

Any other questions?

**Alexia** · 03-21-2007, 12:36 PM

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And one of the commandments says do not murder. If god then tells you it is okay to kill a person of a different faith, then goth is a hypocrite.. ( or more accuratly the man that wrote the book is a hypocrite)

Furthermore, I'd like to add, I will come to your little witch hunt. But then you will see what a true daughter of Hecate can do. You think bullets and knives can stop me? Just wait boys. You haven't seen anything.

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 03-21-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Alexia View Post

And one of the commandments says do not murder. If god then tells you it is okay to kill a person of a different faith, then goth is a hypocrite.. ( or more accuratly the man that wrote the book is a hypocrite)

Furthermore, I'd like to add, I will come to your little witch hunt. But then you will see what a true daughter of Hecate can do. You think bullets and knives can stop me? Just wait boys. You haven't seen anything.

You are nothing but an unsaved heathen female, and eurotrash to boot! How dare you presume to question God!?

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)

**Alexia** · 03-21-2007, 01:03 PM

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How dare you presume to question me!

**Pastor Ezekiel** · 03-21-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by Alexia View Post

How dare you presume to question me!

If you are trying to say that you are somehow equal to Jesus, then that is pure blasphemey, harlot.

He died for three days to cleanse the world of sin. Why do you spit in His face and reject His gift?

**Alexia** · 03-21-2007, 01:14 PM

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I am not as great as Jesus, I never said I was young sir. It's easy to mistake my words as ye seem incapable of speaking in the manner that is correct.

Furthermore, whom do we speak of Jesus? I call him Mirtha.

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