[Bobby-Joe]

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Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?

Because she is a witch.

So how did your own huntin' go?

Not bad; got ten. I think the best so far was middle age homer couple out for a picnic. I’ll bet they never knew they were going to end up drinking cheese and wine with Satan.

Anyway I have the tend ends in eleven jars of alcohol, if you want to drop by and see them Rachael,…

[Ixi]

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Spiders are pretty creepy sometimes, why did you stay in the cave anyway?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Only because we used all our tear gas.

Well I hope you're happy at how much money I spent on mortein and raid to get rid of the damn spiders.

So how did your own huntin' go?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Another Samhain/Halloween come and gone, and I'm still alive (knock on wood). Guess staying in the spidery cave paid off after all.

Only because we used all our tear gas.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Another Samhain/Halloween come and gone, and I'm still alive (knock on wood). Guess staying in the spidery cave paid off after all.

[Lady Sorrow]

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Please stop mentioning this Satanic 'DNA' concept.

I for one hope they catch you, heathen, and make you eat every one of those spiders. If I were not a mere woman, I would make an effort to catch your Satanic carcass myself!

To the Godly men here, what music to my ears to hear you have all been so successful! Praise! Glory! The place of Landover is surely secured in heaven, eternally!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well seeing as you said his appearance has changed somewhat and you don't believe in DNA testing, how do you know the man lying there with a bullet is really Mike?

[Brother Temperance]

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Who knows, did you ever find Mike? Maybe one of those things ate him!

Yes, because being eaten by a big cat would explain why he's now in hospital with a bullet inside him, you spectacularly braindead cow.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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The obvious stuff. You know, nothing that a Japanese game show wouldn't do. You know.

Ohhhhh, you mean like the ones who think zapping people with those electroshocker thingies is funny? Those game shows?

There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.

How do you know? Have you checked every square inch of the state?

Except the brace of albino panthers I keep on my estate....They aren't really wild. Around me.

But if one of them got loose, theoretically it could possibly eat BJ, right? Who knows, did you ever find Mike? Maybe one of those things ate him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.

Except the brace of albino panthers I keep on my estate....They aren't really wild. Around me.

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's what I wanted to clarify. Just what do the pastors define as 'non degrading'?

The obvious stuff. You know, nothing that a Japanese game show wouldn't do. You know.

Dammit! Stop eating cats!! You won't want to know the expression that will be on my face when I find out that during one of your hunting expeditions a 'wild cat' (panther etc) has eaten YOU!

There are no wild cats in Iowa Rachael.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Positive, no wicker would ever were anything else but black silly.

You're confusing witches with goths, the two are not one and the same.

It's easy; you're guaranteed to receive no treatment that is degrading to human dignity as defined by the pastors. So all do you need to do is put down and brooms, wands and/or cats and approach a Security Officer with one of the leaflets in hand.

Gah! What a spelling and grammatical nightmare! (the corrections are in red and I've crossed out words which shouldn't be there)
That's what I wanted to clarify. Just what do the pastors define as 'non degrading'?

The only Chinese food I eat is "Little Tiger"

Dammit! Stop eating cats!! You won't want to know the expression that will be on my face when I find out that during one of your hunting expeditions a 'wild cat' (panther etc) has eaten YOU!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Listen Brother BJ; the doubts or hesitations you are experiencing can be explained in no other way than demon possession. Report to Pastor Pistle at once for prayer and treatment. Don't forget your credit cards. I'll be praying for you too, if your love offering is large enough.

PRAISE JESUS! Only that, I thought I was going crazy or had cancer or something.

Umm.......orange.....are you sure.....

Positive, no wicker would ever were anything else but black silly.

I saw one of those. I don't quite understand what you mean by paragraphs #2 and #3.
Maybe you could explain it? And it was REALLY hard to find the thing, if I hadn't been running from that spider and tripped over out for a stroll in an unusual area I would have never seen it.

It's easy; your guaranteed receive no treatment that is degrading to human dignity as defined by the pastors. So all do you need to do is put down and brooms, wands or cats and approach a Security Officer with one of the leaflets in hand.

I'm not in the cave all the time.
And you'll thank me later when the new 'Wu Lins special' arrives on the menu.

the only Chinese food I eat is "Little Tiger"

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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I am joining the army. I will fight for the country, not just George Bush.

That certainly gladdens this old man’s heart to hear.

I hope you'll remember to follow the True Christian™ values as you're bringing the Word of God to the infidels in Babylon:

Deuteronomy 20:10 When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it.
Deuteronomy 20:11 And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.
Deuteronomy 20:12 And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it:
Deuteronomy 20:13 And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
Deuteronomy 20:14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Wouldn't it be better to sell the child to Landover? Not only would doing so avoid the sickular eBay, which the liebrals keeep a close eye on and might get Brother Remy into some trouble, it would also benefit Landover and America. It would either be purged of the demons infesting it and becom a good Christian soldier or would be sent to Hell by Jesus. Either way Brother Remy, Landover, Jesus, and the child will benefit.

Hmmm? And I'm sure I could take a percentage of the little guy's good deeds for Christ as my own sense I am the one that delivered him to Jesus. Imagine all the good he will do throughout his lifetime. My 60% take of those good deeds will look good in my chapter of the Book of Life. It's also like a $15,000.00 tithe to boot.