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  • ThorButth85
    Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 7

    #1

    You are all very sad people.

    The people writing on this homepage talking about how Iceland is going to burn in hell and what not.

    To you all redneck sub-zero intellegent scums.

    If Jesus exists and i do not deny his existence nor the existance of any god for that means. I would think that he would be rather upset to see what his race has come to, especially people that write on this kind of forum.

    Postin the Norwegian flag to badmouth Iceland, say our land is all covered in Ice, and that most icelanders are Pagans. You dont know anything about anything.

    The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways=what kind of idiot writes this under the Norwegian flag.

    They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
    Wrong= The national church is Luthern has been that way for hundreds of years, there is also a very active Philadelphia community and Salvation Army and so forth.

    God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
    Mostly Ice?
    Is this a curse.
    www.ismennt.is/.../asbyrgi/asbyrgi11902.jpg
    (Here is it said the hoof of Odinns horse Sleipnir touched down, next to it is a Christian camp)


    We do have the largest Glacier in Europe and its a thing of real beauty.
    You know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth-again with the sub-zero intell.



    God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.

    Yeah God made those investors fuck up our economy they are so rotten that they needed no help to not fucking it up them selfs. And we are not bankrupt.

    The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
    Riiight.
    Caucaisian, deep nature lover and and activist to be admired.

    They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    Did you also know she is a Lesbian!!!!! awesome, imagine the freedom of this country not bound in some rediculus faith based prison.

    They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.

    Yeah and our nation does not live with the constant threat of being attackd by terrorists.

    Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Uhh traditional, well i read in a thread here about some guy trying to auction off his Daughter thats very trad.

    Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!

    Cool museum.
  • Jed_Cassidy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 289

    #2
    Re: You are all very sad people.

    [QUOTE=Thorshammer85;473071]

    Idiotic blabber.

    If Jesus exists and i do not deny his existence nor the existance of any god for that means. I would think that he would be rather upset to see what his race has come to, especially people that write on this kind of forum.

    Idiotic blabber.

    Everything that is said and done on this forum is supported by Scripture. How could He be upset with people practicing His Word as He intended it? Bub, if you have a problem with what we do at Landover Baptist Church, then you must have a problem with True Christianity ™ as a whole.
    Matthew 7:15
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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    • ThorButth85
      Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
      Under Investigation
      • Feb 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: You are all very sad people.

      Everything that is said and done on this forum is supported by Scripture. Ok so it Iceland has the Norwegian flag in this book of yours i would really think of buying a new one.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22362

        #4
        Re: You are all very sad people.

        Originally posted by Thorshammer85 View Post
        i do not deny his existence
        Then why do you deny His word as it is written in His Holy Bible? Why do you hate baby Jesus?

        Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

        Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: You are all very sad people.

          Is there any way to ban an entire country from this forum?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: You are all very sad people.

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Is there any way to ban an entire country from this forum?
            From what I have seen most of the idiots have already been here and banned. What can be left, 4 or 5 retards who don't have a PC?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: You are all very sad people.

              Wow friend, you make a first post and it is full of hate. It seems all you ice people are like that. I guess it is from breathing the fumes of Satan's backside that does it.

              Tell me friend, what religion are you? Or does the word God leave a strange taste in your mouth (that is called clean, by the way).
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22869

                #8
                Re: You are all very sad people.

                Originally posted by Thorshammer85 View Post
                The people writing on this homepage talking about how Iceland is going to burn in hell and what not.

                To you all redneck sub-zero intellegent scums.
                Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
                If Jesus exists and i do not deny his existence nor the existance of any god for that means.
                This is very sad – there are no “other gods” What sort of a person are you that believes in every god?
                I would think that he would be rather upset to see what his race has come to, especially people that write on this kind of forum.
                No, Jesus blesses us because Landover accept every one of His Holy Words.
                They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
                Wrong= The national church is Luthern has been that way for hundreds of years, there is also a very active Philadelphia community and Salvation Army and so forth.
                But no Baptists? Just like the poster said? Hmmm… Lutherans, Philadelphia community, Salvation army – they are all false Christians who are leading the people to Hell.
                We do have the largest Glacier in Europe and its a thing of real beauty.
                Well, whoopy-doo. So you’ve got a big lump of ice. We have ice cubes bigger than that in our whiskey.
                Yeah God made those investors piffle up our economy they are so rotten that they needed no help to not piffleing it up them selfs. And we are not bankrupt.
                Then pay your debts! M't:22:21b: Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
                They are weak pacifists and don't have an army.
                Hmmmm… time for regime change…
                They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
                No one values what they get for free.
                Uhh traditional, well i read in a thread here about some guy trying to auction off his Daughter thats very trad.
                …and I suppose that you’d let your daughter choose any idiot, whether he’s got the money to support her or not!

                And the museum of witchcraft is not the only abomination! There is also the “Penis Museum” How depraved and disgusting do you have to be to live in Iceland.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: You are all very sad people.

                  OK I clicked on the Penis museum link....There are some sick bastards in this world, evidently they all now live in Iceland! My wife was looking over my shoulder when I opened the link. I want to know who is cleaning the puke off my key board!

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                  • John Scopes
                    Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 666

                    #10
                    Re: You are all very sad people.

                    Originally posted by Thorshammer85 View Post
                    The people writing on this homepage talking about how Iceland is going to burn in hell and what not.

                    To you all redneck sub-zero intellegent scums.
                    Hello my arctic circle friend,

                    Technically speaking IQ cannot be negative. Granted the average IQ in this place runs in the 70's with a few that bump up against 100.

                    However I digress. In my ongoing quest for scientific knowledge I look at populations in geographically challenged places such as Iceland. Your Scandinavian roots are well known, but because so many generations have inbred selectively chosen mates there apart from contact with outside cultures, a certain pattern of breeding preferences has emerged.

                    The influx of your countrymen here has been a goldmine of information, and I have been copiously taking notes. Please carry on.
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                    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                    • Paul Jeffery
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 272

                      #11
                      Re: You are all very sad people.

                      From Wickedpedia - Although the museum does not yet have a Homo sapiens specimen, in the interest of advancing phallological knowledge, a patron (Páll Arason, born in 1915 and currently 94 years old) has donated, presumably posthumously, an affidavit for his penis.
                      Seriously, people, what more needs to be said about Iceland and those who would even conceive of such a "museum"? The souls of those "tourists" who make Iceland their destination are destined for eternity doing the backstroke in the lake of fire, indeed.
                      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                      • ThorButth85
                        Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: You are all very sad people.

                        Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                        Hello my arctic circle friend,

                        Technically speaking IQ cannot be negative. Granted the average IQ in this place runs in the 70's with a few that bump up against 100.
                        Hairpulling. (it´s called sarcasm not understood by children, people with ADHD and the mentally challanged)

                        Common can anyone actually write someting that actually makes sense?

                        And you making notes of our writing to gather some info on us.

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                        • ThorButth85
                          Unsaved trash, eskimo scum
                          Under Investigation
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: You are all very sad people.

                          [QUOTE=John Scopes;473120]Hello my arctic circle friend,

                          Technically speaking IQ cannot be negative. Granted the average IQ in this place runs in the 70's with a few that bump up against 100.

                          Sarcasm "not understood by young children, people with ADHD and the mentally challanged"

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: You are all very sad people.

                            Originally posted by Thorshammer85 View Post
                            And you making notes of our writing to gather some info on us.
                            Friend, in the last 3 days, we've seen about 15,000 of you on these forums. That's probably close to all Ice Ice Babies who actually own a PC.

                            I really don't think we need more information on you.

                            Job 37:9
                            Out of the south cometh the whirlwind: and cold out of the north.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • John Scopes
                              Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 666

                              #15
                              Re: You are all very sad people.

                              Originally posted by Thorshammer85 View Post

                              And you making notes of our writing to gather some info on us.
                              Of course, you Icelanders are new element.


                              I already have filled journals with notes on most already here.
                              sigpic
                              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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