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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
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    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #1

    False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!



    Clowns are fools.


    Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted.

    Their soul abhorreth all manner of meat; and they draw near unto the gates of death.

    Psalm 107: 17-18






    They are tricksters and they practice magic.



    And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh; and Moses sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast.

    And the magicians could not stand before Moses because of the boils; for the boil was upon the magicians, and upon all the Egyptians.

    Exodus 9: 10-11







    And they wear make-up to hide their identity.


    And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life.

    For I have heard a voice as of a woman in travail, and the anguish as of her that bringeth forth her first child, the voice of the daughter of Zion, that bewaileth herself, that spreadeth her hands, saying, Woe is me now! for my soul is wearied because of murderers.

    Jeremiah 4: 30-31



    Here is a link to a story about typical false Christian clown behavior:



    Klutzo the Pedophile Clown

    OCTOBER 10--An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage. According to a federal criminal complaint, Amon Paul Carlock took the illicit photos during a "clowning" trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year. The photos were discovered by agents who examined Carlock's camera and laptop during a routine baggage inspection at the San Francisco airport, according to the complaint, an excerpt of which you'll find below. When agents confronted Carlock about the images, he denied possessing child pornography and having sexual contact with children.
    The Lord sent Klutzo to hell not long after the above events:

    SPRINGFIELD - The man known to many as "Klutzo the Clown" died hours after guards used a taser on him.
    57-year-old Amon Paul Carlock was facing multiple child porn charges after prosecutors say he took naked pictures of kids.
    Deputies aren't sure if the taser caused his death, but they are investigating. It all started early Friday morning when Carlock refused to leave his cell to get checked out for a medical condition.
    Because of the above and many other reasons, it is impossible for a clown to be a True Christian™. I post this as a warning to any True Christian™ parent in Freehold who might be thinking of hiring one of these false Christian clowns for a child's party.

    Do not do it! You might as well send your precious children to a Catholic seminary! An eternity in hell is assured for any and all clowns, even those who claim to be Christian. Here is a link to an organization of supposed Christian clowns. Avoid them, unless you want your children raped.




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    Last edited by Levi Jones; 04-03-2010, 06:30 AM. Reason: parsing
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  • Brother Alex
    True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
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    • Feb 2010
    • 860

    #2
    Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

    How disgusting. I remember once when my sons attended one of their friends' birthday party. When they came home they told me a clown had been teaching them black magic. I had to beat the evil out of their heads for two hours straight before I sent them to the prayer closet.

    I don't understand how some people think these monsters should even be let near their children. Absolutely disgusting.
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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

      Clowns have always scared me. I remember one time, when a bunch of drugged-out clowns visited the commune when I was about eight, it turned into yet another drug-fueled orgy of sin, rape, and bestiality.

      To most people, it would be the most horrifying memory of their childhood. To me, it was just another Wednesday.
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      • Professor Bessemer
        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
        True Christian™
        • May 2009
        • 2952

        #4
        Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

        MORE CLOWN CRIME



        Here, and unnamed clown criminal is taken into custody, making the streets safer for Christian children. I would like to take this opportunity to suggest to the powers that be in Freehold that any and all clowning be banned within the city limits.

        As I noted in the opening post in this thread, all clowns are sinners destined for hell. As I have done more research, I have found that nearly all clowns are sex perverts and child rapists. The deviant below is only one example.




        'Spanky' the Clown Arrested on Child Porn- FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. - A clown who goes by the name of "Spanky" has been arrested on child pornography charges while traveling with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey circus, federal agents said.

        Thomas Riccio, 23, of Jacksonville, Fla., was arrested Friday by Fayetteville police and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents to face 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor, the federal agency said Tuesday.

        So, in the name of the Lord and for the sake of our children, I call for an immediate and permanent ban on clowning, clown make-up, over sized novelty shoes, false noses, and any and all clown related behavior, apparel, and paraphernalia in our fair city.
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        • BelieverInGod
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          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

          I've always been freaked out by clowns, I don't trust them, there's something inherently evil about putting on white face and dancing around like an idiot.

          I just wanted to bring up the earliest clown molester that I can think of. John Wayne Gacy. Yet another one who tried to portray himself as a True Christian.

          Sick sick man.
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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

            Amen!

            Proverbs 19:29
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.

            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22900

              #7
              Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

              I’m old enough to recall the Fall of 1954. Jimmy Carver and I went to a party held by Isaiah Comstock, a friend from school. A clown appeared at the party. I left immediately in accordance with instructions on the matter from my father. Jimmy remained behind and, according to the Carver folk, left with the clown. He was never seen again.

              I’ve never given up looking for Jimmy and recently I came across this photo – I reckon it was the clown at the Comstocks’ place. Strangely, he doesn’t seem to have aged.
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              • Regis Alexandrus
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                • Dec 2014
                • 218

                #8
                Re: False Christian Clowns - Floppy Shoes on the Road to Hell!

                We should never forget about John Wayne Gacy, who kidnapped, raped, butchered, and buried several young boys in his basement.




                Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."

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