Who needs the word of Jesus most?

[revrggreen]

In our efforts to being the word of Christ to the world we are spreading ourselves thin.

Thoughts of who we think worthy targets are at the moment ??

My thoughts today were Heroes fans and Trv Cvlt Borg-wegian Black Metallers.

Heroes is the biggest sci-fi series since X-Files, and I was watching a trailer a few months ago that showed reactions to Heroes all around the world. There were auditoriums filled with screaming fans, and the cultish hype surrounding it is almost as bad as Beatle-mania.

Black Metallers speak for themselves, tho I'd love to hook some of those Kvlt freaks, and bring them to Christ. We certainly haven't converted enough Black Metallers.
Suggestions please....

[Nobar King]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

I was thinking India would be a good target. There are lots of them, and they use computers, and they write in English. Plus, being in that time zone they could help fill up a couple of dead hours online when other people are asleep or at work. Plus, they're at their computers 24/7, so there would be no down time.

I propose a Landover Mission to India for the fall. They're pretty tough about foreigners touching their women, just like us. I can't wait to do lots of hands-on ministering.

[Ann Coulter]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Homers, Liberals, Blacks, Jews, Catholics.

Isn't that enough?

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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

India needs salvation the most: there's Suttee - burning widows; sacred cows - holy beef-burgers; Thuggee, robbery and murder; slave labor; child labor; corruption at all levels; the caste system; temples to rats/snakes/general awfulness; gods with elephants heads and/or many arms, eunuchs; sanyasin; Mahatma Gandhi; Mother Theresa; Their two main cities have weird names: Bombay - Mumbai...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

I was thinking India would be a good target.

Just make sure you can tell the difference between Sikhs and Muslims:


Sikh


Muslim

[revrggreen]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Landover Missionaries should send a special batch of 100,000 bears named Muhammad to the towel-heads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Did someone says bears?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

And as always - Jimmy Carter.

[revrggreen]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

What's a target that would hit Christians?

Black metal fans? Probably not likely.

Black Metallers are seriously hellbound, they all hate Christians and are racist hateful church-burning nazi nutbags.

I'd also love to get some REAL Satanists on here, as I hate them more than Catholics. What kind of freaks turn their back on Christianity, only to join ANOTHER religion. They advocate terrorist church arson and assaults on Christians, and worship God's real arch nemesis! Seriously, I have debated with loads of these people in the past, and what I took from it is theyre scarier and more wacked that even the Pope.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Black Metallers are seriously easy targets, and they all hate Christians and are racist hateful church-burning nazi nutbags. I sometimes still troll them when Im bored on the soulseek music rooms.

Several years ago, this guy joined our forum. He was all "CHRISTIAN BLUD WILL FLOW AND YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR GOD IS WEAK!!! BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!" Basically, he was still upset about Scandinavia being conquered by Christians a thousand years ago.

He didn't have any answers when asked if his Norse gods were so tough, why did his people get conquered by the Christians, so he resorted to threats to kill all of us. It was hilarious.

He quit posting here when he got put in prison for beating the crap out of some dude and forcing him to drink his own blood.

He's out of prison now, and someone here (I can't remember who) invited him back to church, but he never responded.

[Marshall]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Steven King(recent soldiering is what happens when you can't read statement) Plus he writes graphic novels about Satanism and clearly the space between his nose and upper lip is to wide.

Dopers.

People playing God instead of allowing Jesus to do His job.

[Marshall]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

Obama supporters. Because he's black is a reason to vote against him, not FOR him.
Hillary Supporters. Because the Clintons are concentrated evil.
McCain non supporters. He's a POW, you got a problem with that?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

I thought it was the real guy.

I just looked, but I can't find his thread in the old-old forum any more, and he doesn't show up in the members list there any more.

GAAHL
Gorgoroth SOOOO ROCKS!!!!.

"THOUSAND YEARS AGO MESSENGER OF HVITEKRIST (THE MAN YOU CALL JEZUS) TO OUR MOTHER NORTH (NORWAY, SWEDEN, ICELAND, DENMARK) AND >FORCED< CHRIZTIANITY UPON US!!! WE HAVE ALLMOST LOST OUR RELIGION (ÁSATRÚ/NORSE MITHOLIGY) AND BLOOD SHALL BE SHED. BLOOD FOR BLOOD!!! YOU CHRISTIANS ARE MOST OF THE VICIUS CREATURES ON THIS PLANET! THIS WEBSITE MAKES ME SICK! YOU CALL EVERYTHING SATANIC AND DIABOLIC THAT ISNT. YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST EVERYBODY WHO ARENT LIKE YOU! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT!!! CHURCES SHALL BURN, CHRISTIAN BLOOD SHALL FLOW AND YOU WILL FEEL THAT YOUR GOD IS WEAK!!!


BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!"

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

GAAHL
Gorgoroth SOOOO ROCKS!!!!.

Ah! I was searching for "Ghaal" and "Gorogoth".

[Nobar King]

Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?

King Diamond sings so high because his pants must be so tight. (Or hopefully he's an eunuch).

KrokuS is even more satanic. And Ball Room Blitz, it's gay, too?