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I thought it was a song about spraying his crotch for crabs.
Originally posted by Nobar King
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Re: WHOM DO WE HATE NOW?
I think we are primed and ready for a big time hatred of SUV owners and "gas wasters". I wouldn't be surprised to see lots of anti SUV and gas guzzler legislation, propaganda, and fuzzy infomercials, similar to all that anti-smoking garbage. Remember, you heard it from me first.
From the article linked above: (regarding persecuted Hummer owners)
"Not a day went by that I didn't get the finger,"
"I had people spit on it. I had people in Subarus yelling horrible things at me."
vandals ruined a brand new H2 belonging to a 32-year-old marketer in Washington - smashing the windows, slashing the tires, and scratching "for the enviro" into the paint, according to the Washington Post.
"A hippie guy and girl were crossing the street in front of my vehicle when the guy pulled down his pants and mooned me in the middle of the street,"
"I look at this guy and he starts yelling 'small penis, small penis, small penis' over and over,"Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-09-2010, 02:52 AM.Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Don't forget that they're also God's way of promising that He won't drown everything in the entire world ever again. So rainbows are like unicorns: a mighty symbol of God's rock-hard, throbbing might, that've just been hijacked by vicious sodomites.Originally posted by Nobar King
Genesis 9:12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-09-2010, 02:53 AM.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Anyone want to witness to Christie Brinkley for her marriage failures? Cold, sexless, drove husband to internet porn?Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-09-2010, 02:54 AM.Comment
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People who don't walk straight across the street. You know the ones who take a long diagonal stroll as you contemplate smearing them across the pavement with your 4000 pound car!Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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The next false prophet?
The Cult of Oprah?
NEW YORK — On her television program, in her magazine and on tour, she moves audiences to tears with stories of spirituality, strength and the liberating power she's found within.
Scores of fans — mostly women — follow her across the country, live by her words and practically worship her. They listen to the self-help gurus she interviews, read the books she suggests and stick to the diets she swears by. They even want her to run for president someday.
"Dear Oprah, I believe in your spirit. You are truly a wonderful woman who has made me laugh, made me cry, made me open my eyes to many things," writes fan Lissa Pitcock on the "Gifts From the Heart" Oprah tribute Web site. "You have saved my life without ever knowing it. ... You are my hero, to be sure!"
There's no doubt Winfrey has become a powerful influence in her fans' lives. But has the sensation evolved into the Cult of Oprah? Some cult experts say that's not such a stretch.
"The definition of 'cult' as 'harmful group' doesn't apply to Oprah," said Joe Szimhart, a cult-information specialist and former exit counselor. "But certainly 'cult' as 'devotional activity surrounding a charismatic person' does."Comment
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"Cult" is that a misprint?Originally posted by Nobar Kingsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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It's called crossing the street, not diagonalling the street!Originally posted by Glendora Christianson
At least that's what I usually yell at them.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Well be fair. She couldn't just let it rot now could she?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I knew the economy is bad, but I didn't know it was that bad.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Redheads aka gingers. Quotes from a young Republicans forum:
Originally posted by SameOldSong View PostOriginally posted by dad61 View PostOriginally posted by PickledLiverOriginally posted by justpeachy View PostOriginally posted by I am Samuel View PostOriginally posted by peekayOriginally posted by l8rm8eOriginally posted by gerryowen View PostOriginally posted by skunkmasta View PostMick Hucknall, he was Simply Red
Originally posted by tonyy View PostLast edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-09-2010, 02:56 AM.Comment
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Boy Bands = Satan's TrollsIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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