[SalvationSeeker]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Those people (goths, buddhists, atheists, satanists, etc.) never tried to convince you of another god. So, even by your rules, you're GOING TO HELL!!! They never bothered you about another god, so quit trying to kill them, or you'll be burning in a fiery pit. If there is a fiery pit, that is. But you'll still be in prison.

Oh they don't?
So why then, are you here telling us to stop worshipping God the way He is meant to be worshipped?

Just like the rest of you.
And still, you DISBELIEVE, and thus you are not our brothers. (Or sisters.)
Thus, you are not protected by Gods law, you are lawless in the eyes of the LORD, worthless vessels of destruction headed towards hellfire!
Do you have a reading problem?


Jesus says:

And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me,
It is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.
Mark 9:42

We are the little ones who believe in Him, because Jesus said we should make ourselfs like children.
You pagans are the ones that offend us, and so we are free to do with you as we wish.
Stop persecuting me for my faith in the Lord God.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Well, if you take all those drops away, THERE'S NO OCEAN! God decides what's legal? I bet you'll be saying that when you're getting man-raped in prison. Then you'll be gay and hellbound too! How ironic!

Why this obsession with rape, sinner?
Spare us your sexual fantasies.


And when I said you were like a drop in the ocean, I said it like a parable, a metaphor to show you how worthless you are to the LORD.

Do you even know what that is?
No, probably not.

So let me say it plainly:
God cares not about you, your opinons, nor your life!
He wants you to die and burn in hell.
Praise God Allmighty!

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

[QUOTE=SalvationSeeker;17108]Why this obsession with rape, sinner?
Spare us your sexual fantasies.

I'm just stating what happens in prison, so you're prepared when you go.
And when I said you were like a drop in the ocean, I said it like a parable, a metaphor to show you how worthless you are to the LORD.
I thought you were trying to convince me that god loves me? Oh, wait, that was just a scam to get my credit card, just like you do to everyone else.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Oh, wait, that was just a scam to get my credit card, just like you do to everyone else.

Thanks for reminding me. I can't find a record of your credit card on file. Please send it again.

Thanks
Your Pal,
Pastor Al

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Those people (goths, buddhists, atheists, satanists, etc.) never tried to convince you of another god......demonic gibberish deleted....

You make an excellent point. Only True Christians™ care enough about you to bring you the Good News about God's Plan. That pile of assorted unsaved scum you mentioned, those assorted cultists who worship false Gods, they would never have the guts to try and present their debased lifestyle to us. Who would willingly join in such satan-driven filth?

The truth is, there is no other God to try and "convince" you of. You know it deep in your heart, just as well as I do; Jesus Christ is God. That fat chink boodah didn't temporarily die on the cross for your sins, Jesus did. All of the unsaved trash you mentioned above are satan worshippers, and so by definition they spit on God rather than worship Him.

I suggest you get your life in order and stop hanging around with degenerates who can only drag you down into the lake of fire.

He that doubteth is damned.... For whatever is not of faith is sin.--Rom.14:23

[Brother Love]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

WITCH van Helsing (and dont be thinkin I not noticin the name HELL in YOUR name, witch!!) that be the Language of the Lord. Talkin in the gift of Tongues according to the Holy Words of the Holy Bible. But, you don't know nothin bout that cuz you is a witch and a HEATHEN. Now why don't ya just TURN TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?? How much longer you goin to go on a sinnin? Does ya want to burn in the eternal fires of Hell? What be wrong with ya witch? TURN TO THE LORD AND REPENT OF YOU SIN!!

Now, is I given ya a big migraine yet?

GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

I BE CALLIN DOWN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB ON YOU HEAD SINNER!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

<snip> gay and hellbound too! <snap>

Entertainment Tonight!

uh oh


____________________

Little Curly (fries) Top,
our very own
Surely Hellion sings for us!



"On the goo-oo-ood ship Lollipop
It's a swee-e-eet trip
to that final drop
at the devil's brink...
too-oo late to-oo-oo-oooo re-think.(the Lot of Zeros)

"Lesbian-a-ans stand everywhere;
it's a cru-oo-ooze ship: homers lie in pairs.
And while you sleep...
laddy lollies plunge to-oo the deeps."




'fido sic forensics'



cheers,
Poetic (remember the Hunley) Peter

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

BRAVO, BRAVO! What a great talent! Saaaaaaaaaaay....you aren't a homer are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

BRAVO, BRAVO! What a great talent! Saaaaaaaaaaay....you aren't a homer are you?

My sentiments exactly Pastor Pistle...He's too clever for his own good, which smacks of homerism in many. I've got my eye on this one...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Those people (goths, buddhists, atheists, satanists, etc.) never tried to convince you of another god. So, even by your rules, you're GOING TO HELL!!! They never bothered you about another god, so quit trying to kill them, or you'll be burning in a fiery pit. If there is a fiery pit, that is. But you'll still be in prison.

Wrong! The Bible orders the extinction of all who do not actively seek out God:
2 Chronicles 15:12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

<bris>
I've got my eye on this one...<ket>

Sounds like you're propositioning me
where you should be prepositioning:

He is of a clever sort
who keepeth grace
and quiet heart
while in this field
of hungry loins

which he eateth not
so that in turn
he not be et.






Peter
not a warthog

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

You make an excellent point. Only True Christians™ care enough about you to bring you the Good News about God's Plan. That pile of assorted unsaved scum you mentioned, those assorted cultists who worship false Gods, they would never have the guts to try and present their debased lifestyle to us. Who would willingly join in such satan-driven filth?

The truth is, there is no other God to try and "convince" you of. You know it deep in your heart, just as well as I do; Jesus Christ is God. That fat chink boodah didn't temporarily die on the cross for your sins, Jesus did. All of the unsaved trash you mentioned above are satan worshippers, and so by definition they spit on God rather than worship Him.

I suggest you get your life in order and stop hanging around with degenerates who can only drag you down into the lake of fire.

He that doubteth is damned.... For whatever is not of faith is sin.--Rom.14:23

So you admit that they were never trying to convince you of another god? That's real intelligent. Because according to your bible: you can only kill someone if they try to convince you of another god. Other than that, you're going to Hell. So you're deffinetely going to prison. And now, according to the bible, you're going to Hell too.

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Wrong! The Bible orders the extinction of all who do not actively seek out God:
2 Chronicles 15:12 And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Oh, so the bible's contradicting itself again. Maybe you should start worshipping a better piece of literature. Maybe one that won't decieve you into commiting heinous crimes and ultimately sending you to prison.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Oh, so the bible's contradicting itself again. Maybe you should start worshipping a better piece of literature. Maybe one that won't decieve you into commiting heinous crimes and ultimately sending you to prison.

Are you slow?
As I've told you countless times, don't kill only applies to True Christians, we are not to kill each other, that's it.

Nobody else is a subject to the Lords protection, and they who does not actively seek Him (ie all disbelievers) are to be killed.
That's not illogical or contradictorary at all, it's very simple and very logic.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

So you admit that they were never trying to convince you of another god?
That is because there IS no "other God". Period.

That's real intelligent.
Thank you. I hold several honorary degrees in Theology, demon studies, and heathen rebuking from Christian Universities.

Because according to your bible: you can only kill someone if they try to convince you of another god.
Please quote the verse to which you refer. Exactly where does it say this?

Other than that, you're going to Hell. So you're deffinetely going to prison. And now, according to the bible, you're going to Hell too.

Do you equate secular prison with eternal hellfire? I assure you that they are both quite different. True Christians%#153; may be locked up by activist judges appointed by Bill Clinton, but once we are Saved©, we are Saved©. Nothing can ever change that.

For your possible edification, here is a partial list of things that God says that killing is prescribed. Try studying the Holy Bible to fill your spirit with goodness, instead of the venom you currently spew.

Which of these sins have YOU committed?


For Adultery

And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. -- Leviticus 20:10

For Animals

If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned. -- Exodus 21:28

For Bestiality


Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19

And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15

And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:16

For Blasphemy

He that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him. -- Leviticus 24:16

For Breaking the Sabbath

Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:14

Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 31:15

Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. -- Exodus 35:2

For Disobedient children


He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. -- Leviticus 20:9

For Homosexuality

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:13
For Incest

And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:11

And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them. -- Leviticus 20:12

And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. -- Leviticus 20:14


For Rape Victims who don't cry out loudly enough

If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. -- Deuteronomy 22:23-24

For Stealing Slaves

He that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:16

For not being a Virgin on the night of the wedding

If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her ... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate.... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.-- Deuteronomy 22:13-22

For Witches

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. -- Exodus 22:18
For Worshiping another god

He that sacrificeth unto any god save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed. -- Exodus 22:20