[hellion]

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No worries. We will find them one by one and change their minds.

How can someone kill me if they don't exist? And I have a lot of dignity. For example. I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back. Cultists like you have no dignity. You bow to a book. It's like bowing to a bag of Fritos...pointless and idiotic.

[Bobby-Joe]

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How can someone kill me if they don't exist? And I have a lot of dignity. For example. I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back.

Freind,

When we Soul Save someone we never hit them. We just use some approved Meditiation Positions and carefully explain The Lord to you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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And all the people (even Christians) that I know think that your forum is retarded, sexist, illegal, and well...just a bunch of moronic cultists who think they know everything...

Now, are you talking about saved, born-again, blood-bought, Spirit-filled True Christians™, or are you talking about hellbound trash who play-act at being Christians, like the Whiskeypalians and the Loserans? Also, if they think that God's favorite forum is illegal, how many of them are First Amendment scholars? If you are going to engage in such blatant anti-Christian persecution against our free exercise of religion, then you'll just have to take it up with our lawyers.

[hellion]

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Freind,

When we Soul Save someone we never hit them. We just use some approved Meditiation Positions and carefully explain The Lord to you.

I'm talking about your 'god' encouraging you to 'discipline' your wife.

[hellion]

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Now, are you talking about saved, born-again, blood-bought, Spirit-filled True Christians™, or are you talking about hellbound trash who play-act at being Christians, like the Whiskeypalians and the Loserans? Also, if they think that God's favorite forum is illegal, how many of them are First Amendment scholars? If you are going to engage in such blatant anti-Christian persecution against our free exercise of religion, then you'll just have to take it up with our lawyers.

I'm talking about them admitting to child abuse and battery of their spouse. Also being sexist bastartds like they are. I know it's legal to have a forum, but the things they talk about doing is illegal.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm talking about them admitting to child abuse and battery of their spouse. Also being sexist bastartds like they are. I know it's legal to have a forum, but the things they talk about doing is illegal.

Yes, yes....Legalities can be troublesome. But just as our Godly President GWB has the wisdom to utilize "undisclosed locations" for "aggressive interrogation techniques", so we Landoverians know which countries have laws which are more in tune with God's expectations.

For example, if you are of age and interested in making a love offering to Jesus, we can arrange for your sale to a Yemeni Sheik. You wouldn't be one of his wives probably, but you'd certainly have a better life than the one you lead now (even out in his stables). And Jesus can really use the money.

Anyway, think about it and let us know...

[SUV]

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It's like bowing to a bag of Fritos

Before I became $avED, I had a Black Cat (here, I'm referencing the feline) who smelt just like stale corn chips.

And now you are talking about a "bag of Fritos." I cannot Believe that it is all simply "coincidence."

Please do confess your Homer!sexyness to Pastor and Repent immediately before you drag us all down to HELL with you.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I know it's legal to have a forum....

Nice backpedaling, hellsbells. Also, I see that you're every bit as good at citing secular law as you are at citing Scripture.

[hellion]

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Before I became $avED, I had a Black Cat (here, I'm referencing the feline) who smelt just like stale corn chips.

And now you are talking about a "bag of Fritos." I cannot Believe that it is all simply "coincidence."

Please do confess your Homer!sexyness to Pastor and Repent immediately before you drag us all down to HELL with you.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

You the HELL are you talking about you ugly whore?

[hellion]

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Yes, yes....Legalities can be troublesome. But just as our Godly President GWB has the wisdom to utilize "undisclosed locations" for "aggressive interrogation techniques", so we Landoverians know which countries have laws which are more in tune with God's expectations.

For example, if you are of age and interested in making a love offering to Jesus, we can arrange for your sale to a Yemeni Sheik. You wouldn't be one of his wives probably, but you'd certainly have a better life than the one you lead now (even out in his stables). And Jesus can really use the money.

Anyway, think about it and let us know...

Oh my! Yet another contradiction the bible makes. I thought 'god' said to forgive your enemies. Yet he seeks revenge upon his?! Sounds like Satan's saying that to me. The bible is half lies and half BS. So why believe the lie?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh my! Yet another contradiction the bible makes. I thought 'god' said to forgive your enemies. Yet he seeks revenge upon his?! Sounds like Satan's saying that to me. The bible is half lies and half BS. So why believe the lie?

Here is the problem with you. You try to think, but you have no idea how. If you want to quote Scripture, don't tell us what you 'think' is says because you are an airhead. K?

[hellion]

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Here is the problem with you. You try to think, but you have no idea how. If you want to quote Scripture, don't tell us what you 'think' is says because you are an airhead. K?

I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.

[SUV]

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Why, you little Imp! Tell me, what's so wrong with getting your freak on for JESUS?!

I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.

[hellion]

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Why, you little Imp! Tell me, what's so wrong with getting your freak on for JESUS?!

I don't 'get my freak on' for imaginary friends...sorry.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I don't 'get my freak on' for imaginary friends...sorry.

There is nothing imaginary about Jesus friend; you see He is there in The Bible.