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  • Hushed_Agony
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 105

    #1

    And I had thought I saw it all

    Jesus joins MySpace
    Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
    it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
    Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
    The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
    "It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
    "MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
    The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
    Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
    The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
    It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

    I thinks that Satan may have a hand in this. Your thoughts?
    And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

    Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
    Pslams 51:7
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

    Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
    Jesus joins MySpace
    Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
    it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
    Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
    The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
    "It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
    "MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
    The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
    Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
    The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
    It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

    I thinks that Satan may have a hand in this. Your thoughts?


    I truly hate those Websites that Parody and make a mockery of what being a True Christian™ is really about.

    May they Burn in Hell for Eternity.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

      Amen Sister Tali,

      How dare they give Christians a bad name. We should try to shut them down!

      Listen Hush, you stay away for MySpace.com. It's full of Demons and even Satan himself trying to lure you away to be damned for all of eternity.
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      • Hushed_Agony
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        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 105

        #4
        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        I truly hate those Websites that Parody and make a mockery of what being a True Christian™ is really about.

        May they Burn in Hell for Eternity.

        I will have to agree Sister Talitha, but what can we do. This world is not our own. We know that the fires of Hell burn hot and bright for those that mock what we know to be the truth.
        And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

        Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
        Pslams 51:7

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        • Hushed_Agony
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 105

          #5
          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Amen Sister Tali,

          How dare they give Christians a bad name. We should try to shut them down!

          Listen Hush, you stay away for MySpace.com. It's full of Demons and even Satan himself trying to lure you away to be damned for all of eternity.

          I shall BTB, I came across that news in a search engine looking for a pic to reply to a post in our God's one and only forum. And from what I have heard, that myspace is a buncha little boy lovin' lyin' snakes in the grass kiss my a**sh*tfar and applebutter, ran by the cathylicks.....no ma'am, no sir...I do stay away from such places.
          And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

          Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
          Pslams 51:7

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

            Next thing you know they will have a page on MySpace mocking and making fun of our GODLY President Bush.

            PURE BLASPHEMY!

            Disturbed, Sister Thumper
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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              I truly hate those Websites that Parody and make a mockery of what being a True Christian™ is really about.

              May they Burn in Hell for Eternity.
              Godly words, even if they come from a lowly woman. None should ever dare to mock THE TRUTH(tm). This "wit" claiming to be our Savior will burn in Hell along with the rest of his fellow so called humorist.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Hushed_Agony
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 105

                #8
                Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                I shall BTB, I came across that news in a search engine looking for a pic to reply to a post in our God's one and only forum. And from what I have heard, that myspace is a buncha little boy lovin' lyin' snakes in the grass kiss my a**sh*tfar and applebutter, ran by the cathylicks.....no ma'am, no sir...I do stay away from such places.

                I do apologise, here is the site that was on the search engine http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996560.html

                Forgive my lack of posting abilities, I am still makin' my way through this site and it's ways
                And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                Pslams 51:7

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Godly words, even if they come from a lowly woman. None should ever dare to mock THE TRUTH(tm). This "wit" claiming to be our Savior will burn in Hell along with the rest of his fellow so called humorist.
                  Indeed. We True Christians™, whose faith has been so cruelly mocked, will get stadium seating to watch their torment. The angels will bring us unlimited popcorn.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #10
                    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                    Extra salt and butter? (perhaps to sprinkle down into Hell to further the sinners' torment?)
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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #11
                      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                      Dear, you left out the fresh lemon. Anything can be made better with a squuee of fresh lemon.

                      (I know.. I had Johnny Corina's crab ravilo's tonight)

                      Helpful, Sister Thumper
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                      • Wu Ling
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                        Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                        Jesus joins MySpace
                        Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
                        it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
                        Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
                        The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
                        "It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
                        "MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
                        The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
                        Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
                        The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
                        It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

                        I thinks that Satan may have a hand in this. Your thoughts?
                        This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                          You aren't by any chance the owner of that restaurant that cooks kittens, are you???
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                            Originally posted by Wu Ling View Post
                            This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.
                            Listen you yellow slanty eyed Gook, we at Landover ARE NOT RACIST!

                            For your information, Jesus© died, yes, he died for OUR Sins but only temporarily.
                            All you slants are going to get trashed when he does come back for not following the word of our Lord and Saviour™.

                            Now leave the poor Kitty's alone and start eating some real food. Burgers and Donuts will do for a start. Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) and read it before Jesus© gets real mad!

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #15
                              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                              Originally posted by Wu Ling View Post
                              This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.
                              LANDOVER DOES ~NOT~ TOLERATE RACISM, YOU DUMB SWEDE!
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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