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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #61
    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

    Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
    My Space is a EVIL pit of DEMONS! Full of sexual, homersexuals, and degenerates! Why? Because it belong to SATAN that be why! It be a SIN! Ever one on my space should gets down on their knees as prays for FORGIVENESS! I be callin down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on their heads! Evil house of ill repute..that is whats my space be! SIN...ABOMINATION...EVIL!! Gola lala papa mama baba!!

    Praisn JESUS!

    Glory Hallelulah!
    So looking at the words I've bolded, are you an xtian, or do you practice voodoo?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Student of Landover
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 184

      #62
      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      do you practice voodoo?
      Oh, are you hoping that he does? If so, you're going to have a friend in Hell!
      Jeremiah.17.15
      Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #63
        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

        Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
        Look at this! The good people of Landover don't even have to rebuke sinners, because they're doing it to themselves.
        Indeed. All we have to do is show up at the end and praise Jesus.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • hellion
          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
          • Nov 2006
          • 564

          #64
          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

          Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
          Indeed. All we have to do is show up at the end and praise Jesus.
          Then why do you go around murdering people by running them over, just because they're goth? And don't use the bible as your disclaimer, because that very book tells you not to kill people.
          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

          Moderatio est Figmentum

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #65
            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

            Originally posted by Student of Landover View Post
            Oh, are you hoping that he does? If so, you're going to have a friend in Hell!
            Are you by chance related to Narrowpathy? You look like you fell out of the same tree at birth except that he decided to try and cover his face with piercings, but, unpierced, it would, I imagine, look similar to yours.

            And you might want to try grovelling just a little harder before these people, there's just a tiny bit more space near their hindquarters to which your every waking moment seems to aspire to kissing. old
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #66
              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              Then why do you go around murdering people by running them over, just because they're goth? And don't use the bible as your disclaimer, because that very book tells you not to kill people.
              We are told not to kill CERTAIN people. GOD's messenger for instance, and members of our own tribe who have not sinned beyond redemption. Most everyone else is dead meat according to GOD. Have you read the parts of the Bible which explain how a father should sell his daughter?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #67
                Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                We are told not to kill CERTAIN people. GOD's messenger for instance, and members of our own tribe who have not sinned beyond redemption. Most everyone else is dead meat according to GOD. Have you read the parts of the Bible which explain how a father should sell his daughter?
                Matthew 5:21
                "Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment"
                There you go. Stright from the bible. It says you should not kill. Not 'you should not kill christians.' And you who have killed will be condemned.
                What does a father selling his daughter have to do with anything? And slavery is wrong despite what the bible says. Not only is it wrong, it's illegal.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #68
                  Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  Matthew 5:21
                  "Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment"
                  There you go. Stright from the bible. It says you should not kill. Not 'you should not kill christians.' And you who have killed will be condemned.
                  What does a father selling his daughter have to do with anything? And slavery is wrong despite what the bible says. Not only is it wrong, it's illegal.
                  How about putting the verse in context?

                  Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
                  But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment:
                  And whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council:
                  But whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
                  Matthew 5:21-22

                  As you can see, the laws only applies to the righteous believers.
                  Those who disbelieve are not subject to the protection of the LORDs law.
                  Quite the opposite, they are to be killed.
                  No matter who they are, including your own family members.

                  If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                  Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                  But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
                  Deuteronomy 13:6-9
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #69
                    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                    Inspired preaching Brother SS! I wonder why these God mockers who come in here to persecute us always say one thing in one post, then the opposite in another? Have you noticed that?

                    Take Ms. Hellbound here. On one hand she mocks us for following the Holy Bible, then the next minute she is quoting the Bible to us (or rather mis-quoting and taking the verses completely out of context). One the one hand she berates us for supposedly being intolerant of perversion and depravity (like goths, homers and feminazis), but then she turns right around and tells us that she refuses to allow us to worship God or follow the Holy Bible! How intolerant!

                    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                    I pray for her eternal soul every day, even though she is a filthy wad of unsaved scum, in the loving eyes of our Lord.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #70
                      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      How about putting the verse in context?

                      Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
                      But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment:
                      And whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council:
                      But whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
                      Matthew 5:21-22

                      As you can see, the laws only applies to the righteous believers.
                      Those who disbelieve are not subject to the protection of the LORDs law.
                      Quite the opposite, they are to be killed.
                      No matter who they are, including your own family members.

                      If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                      Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                      But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
                      Deuteronomy 13:6-9
                      Not only is that morally wrong, injustful, and illegal: it's sickening.
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                      Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • hellion
                        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 564

                        #71
                        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                        [QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;15735]Inspired preaching Brother SS! I wonder why these God mockers who come in here to persecute us always say one thing in one post, then the opposite in another? Have you noticed that?

                        Take Ms. Hellbound here. On one hand she mocks us for following the Holy Bible, then the next minute she is quoting the Bible to us (or rather mis-quoting and taking the verses completely out of context). One the one hand she berates us for supposedly being intolerant of perversion and depravity (like goths, homers and feminazis), but then she turns right around and tells us that she refuses to allow us to worship God or follow the Holy Bible! How intolerant!
                        I never said you couldn't worship god. I just think you should stop killing people, beating women, and discriminating against Individualists. And I'm just proving to you that anyone can recite bible quotes, it takes an inteligent person to find its contradictions and flaws.
                        John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                        Like I said. The only thing you can do is quote the bible at me.
                        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                        Moderatio est Figmentum

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #72
                          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Inspired preaching Brother SS! I wonder why these God mockers who come in here to persecute us always say one thing in one post, then the opposite in another? Have you noticed that?

                          Take Ms. Hellbound here. On one hand she mocks us for following the Holy Bible, then the next minute she is quoting the Bible to us (or rather mis-quoting and taking the verses completely out of context). One the one hand she berates us for supposedly being intolerant of perversion and depravity (like goths, homers and feminazis), but then she turns right around and tells us that she refuses to allow us to worship God or follow the Holy Bible! How intolerant!

                          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                          I pray for her eternal soul every day, even though she is a filthy wad of unsaved scum, in the loving eyes of our Lord.
                          Yes, I've noticed, my Brother.
                          It's strange indeed, but I suppose that's the way unsaved, sickular, people work.

                          They let themselfs be ruled by their hate and lust, caring nothing about decency nor consistency.
                          They only care about mocking Jesus Christ and opposing Him every chance they get. It makes me sad.

                          I am sure Jesus appreciates your prayers, yet I'm also sure Rachael doesn't. They're ungrateful brats, these heathens.


                          Originally posted by hellion View Post
                          Not only is that morally wrong, injustful, and illegal: it's sickening.
                          Nonsense. God decides what's right, what's justful and what's legal.
                          And He doesn't agree with you, I don't really need to mention that you are an imbecile not worthy to stand before Him.
                          Your opinons are nothing, and your life, if you refuse Jesus, is as worthless as a drop in the ocean.

                          REPENT!
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #73
                            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            And I'm just proving to you that anyone can recite bible quotes, it takes an inteligent person to find its contradictions and flaws.
                            Yes, it is obvious that anyone can post Biblical verses (no matter how dumb the person may be) since you are doing it.

                            But what contradictions, only the unsaved sees contradictions in the Bible!
                            And that's because you are spiritually discerned... And not able to understand His true nature.

                            Where you may see a contradiction (which is due to your faulty interpretations), we only see yet more evidence of Gods omnipotent nature.
                            God need not follow human laws of logic.

                            PRAISE HIM!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #74
                              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                              Yes, I've noticed, my Brother.
                              It's strange indeed, but I suppose that's the way unsaved, sickular, people work.

                              They let themselfs be ruled by their hate and lust, caring nothing about decency nor consistency.
                              They only care about mocking Jesus Christ and opposing Him every chance they get. It makes me sad.

                              I am sure Jesus appreciates your prayers, yet I'm also sure Rachael doesn't. They're ungrateful brats, these heathens.




                              Nonsense. God decides what's right, what's justful and what's legal.
                              And He doesn't agree with you, I don't really need to mention that you are an imbecile not worthy to stand before Him.
                              Your opinons are nothing, and your life, if you refuse Jesus, is as worthless as a drop in the ocean.

                              REPENT!
                              Well, if you take all those drops away, THERE'S NO OCEAN! God decides what's legal? I bet you'll be saying that when you're getting man-raped in prison. Then you'll be gay and hellbound too! How ironic!
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #75
                                Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                How about putting the verse in context?

                                Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
                                But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment:
                                And whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council:
                                But whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
                                Matthew 5:21-22

                                As you can see, the laws only applies to the righteous believers.
                                Those who disbelieve are not subject to the protection of the LORDs law.
                                Quite the opposite, they are to be killed.
                                No matter who they are, including your own family members.

                                If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                                Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
                                But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
                                Deuteronomy 13:6-9
                                Those people (goths, buddhists, atheists, satanists, etc.) never tried to convince you of another god. So, even by your rules, you're GOING TO HELL!!! They never bothered you about another god, so quit trying to kill them, or you'll be burning in a fiery pit. If there is a fiery pit, that is. But you'll still be in prison.
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                                Moderatio est Figmentum

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