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  • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Could you please share with us exactly where in the Holy Bible it says that we should ignore the Old Testament?


    Jesus thinks that Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."


    1: Hebrews 8:13


    2: However, if gays did not have natural affection, then why would it appear in animals? Not to mention, I have a very young nephew, Samuel, who is gay. He's around 4-and-a-half years old, and the way he told us was: "There's a boy in my class named Jack, and whenever I'm around him I feel really happy and warm and my stomach get butterflies." (He says 'Butterfliezez' and it's adorable.)
    The thing is, Sam doesn't know what sex is. He's said he's in love with a boy in his class (who I've met and is very nice). If that isn't "Natural affection" I don't know what is.

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    • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      Hebrews 8:13
      Oh yes, the typical tired old argument that the New Testament renders the Old Testament obsolete. Read this sermon to learn why you're wrong.


      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      However, if gays did not have natural affection, then why would it appear in animals?
      It is not a natural affection, it is an unnatural affection. We're not arguing that homosexuality doesn't exist, for we are painfully, horribly reminded of its presence every single day by SJWs and the mainstream media . It is not natural because it goes against God's laws and it is a choice, not an inborn trait. Yes, some animals choose to commit sodomy, just as they choose to commit cannibalism, spread diseases, rape at will, and eat feces. Just because human queers choose to do all of these things and live just like animals does not mean that it is acceptable.


      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      Not to mention, I have a very young nephew, Samuel, who is gay.



      Pedophile alert! It is well known that queers groom and molest their victims from a young age, and that close relatives are the most likely victimizers of children. Does your sibling know that you have been sodomizing their son and trying to convince him that he is "gay?"


      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      He's around 4-and-a-half years old, and the way he told us was: "There's a boy in my class named Jack, and whenever I'm around him I feel really happy and warm and my stomach get butterflies." ([INANE ASIDE EXCISED])

      Butterflies, like penguins, bichon frises, and lions, are a species of God's creation that has been coopted by the fag pride movement (see the mincing nigra queen above). And after hearing about you filling your nephew's stomach with warm love, I need to go and pray.


      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      The thing is, Sam doesn't know what sex is.
      That's a lie. You've already admitted to giving him firsthand experience.


      Originally posted by Michael Jackson View Post
      He's said he's in love with a boy in his class (who I've met and is very nice). If that isn't "Natural affection" I don't know what is.
      Serial rapist, that's what you are. How many other schoolmates of this boy have you molested? Why must you atheist homosexual degenerates insist on coming onto this Godly forum and spreading the most prurient filth imaginable? I urge you to turn yourself in to your local authorities. Once in jail, seek out the company of large men with tattoos and inform them that you're a faggot child rapist. You're so fond of nature, why don't you let it take its course?
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
        Oh yes, the typical tired old argument that the New Testament renders the Old Testament obsolete. Read this sermon to learn why you're wrong.



        It is not a natural affection, it is an unnatural affection. We're not arguing that homosexuality doesn't exist, for we are painfully, horribly reminded of its presence every single day by SJWs and the mainstream media . It is not natural because it goes against God's laws and it is a choice, not an inborn trait. Yes, some animals choose to commit sodomy, just as they choose to commit cannibalism, spread diseases, rape at will, and eat feces. Just because human queers choose to do all of these things and live just like animals does not mean that it is acceptable.






        Pedophile alert! It is well known that queers groom and molest their victims from a young age, and that close relatives are the most likely victimizers of children. Does your sibling know that you have been sodomizing their son and trying to convince him that he is "gay?"




        Butterflies, like penguins, bichon frises, and lions, are a species of God's creation that has been coopted by the fag pride movement (see the mincing nigra queen above). And after hearing about you filling your nephew's stomach with warm love, I need to go and pray.



        That's a lie. You've already admitted to giving him firsthand experience.




        Serial rapist, that's what you are. How many other schoolmates of this boy have you molested? Why must you atheist homosexual degenerates insist on coming onto this Godly forum and spreading the most prurient filth imaginable? I urge you to turn yourself in to your local authorities. Once in jail, seek out the company of large men with tattoos and inform them that you're a faggot child rapist. You're so fond of nature, why don't you let it take its course?
        What?


        One, I'm a woman.


        Two, when he said butterflies, he was referring to to nervousness; you've never heard of the phrase 'butterflies in my stomach'?


        Three, I've only visited Sam three times. The first time was when he was born and I was there helping my sister through her delivery, the second time was his third birthday party during which he never left his high chair (That's also where I met Jack and his godmother) and the last time was for my brother-in-law's funeral, after he died from a landmine. He told me and my husband and my sister after we went home. We went to her house, watched a few movies, my sister put him in his crib, the three of us had a pint and then me and my husband went home.


        Four, Sam doesn't even know what sex is. And I have never told him what homosexuality is. He still doesn't know what the word 'gay' is used as.


        Also, at no point did I ever mention 'filling his stomach with warm love'. He said that whenever he is around Jack, who is five might I add, he feels happy and warm (He says he's warm whenever he's blushing), and that he gets butterflies in his stomach.


        Lastly, I'm NOT an atheist! I run a church with my husband and pray to God every morning when I wake up, before every meal I eat, and before I go to bed.

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        • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

          Originally posted by Azrael Jackson View Post
          One, I'm a woman.
          And you said you lead a church??????


          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
          12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
          13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
          14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
          15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            And you said you lead a church??????


            1 Timothy 2:11-15
            11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
            12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
            14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
            15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            And don't forget 1 Corinthians 14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

              I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's fucking sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
              GO FUCK YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.

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              • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                Originally posted by bruce smart View Post
                I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
                GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
                Hi.

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                • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                  Originally posted by bruce smart View Post
                  I somewhat agree. [discourteous, audacious, irreverent tirade removed]
                  Dear Miss Bruce: To you, I do extend a polite Despite the unsavory language that you have used, I can see that you have sought out , as a means of getting the help that you need -- so desperately.

                  Well, you are in the right place, Dear, for it has been the who has directed your path to us, to avert you from your well-deserved place in the eternal fires of . The servants of Almighty are only too pleased to help you, as you ask to wash away your disgusting sins, with precious .

                  We so look forward to being of assistance to you, Dear, as we study the wondrous together, in all of its
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                    Originally posted by bruce smart View Post
                    I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
                    GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
                    Thank you for not being one of those deluded pseudo-Christians who starts off by telling us about how much God loves everybody and then segues into how horrible we are and that we should go to Hell (for, you know, telling others the circumstances in which they will be going to Hell.)


                    Your take on hating us for believing in the God of the Bible instead of hating us for telling people what the God of the Bible actually has to say to His believers is refreshing. I'm particularly impressed with your curse that we should have live-in, non-white in-laws; it is very creative. As indicated above, most folks just curse us to Hell--a threat that holds very little weight in our secure, Bible-readin' souls.


                    I have to say that a few of your remarks don't paint atheist-types in the best possible light. You might want to work on that.


                    Also, loath as I am to repeat profanity, something about your . . . reactive demeanor suggests that you, yourself, make a sizeable daily contribution to the "shitty" circumstances of life on this planet.
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                      Originally posted by bruce smart View Post
                      I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
                      GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
                      Wow, why so much hate, sweetie? I will pray for you.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                        Mr goodness. Someone has a burr in the saddle.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Re: Retards are the Devil's Children

                          Originally posted by bruce smart View Post
                          I somewhat agree. All you retarded god believing assholes that hate everyone different than yourself should be rounded up and put on a leaky ship and sent out to sea. You are not even good or smart enough to be a slave. You really think that there is some magical being that is going to save your dumb ficking asses. That alone makes you dumber than dirt. 87% of humans believe in that shit and it's piffleing sad that the majority of the human race is that stupid. You and all your kind are what's making life on this planet so shitty. YOU ARE THE WORST OF HUMANITY. I HOPE YOUR LIVES SUFFER AND BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE MARRY YOUR CHILDREN AND MOVE IN WITH YOU.
                          GO piffle YOURSELVES IN THE NECK.
                          Apart from your seeming to hate at least one very specific group differing from yourself insofar as necks are concerned, perhaps if you'd read The Bible you'd have noticed:
                          Galatians 3:24 – 4:1 The law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster. For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise. Now I say, That the heir, as long as he is a child, differeth nothing from a servant, though he be lord of all.

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