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  • Cranky old Dane
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 10

    #16
    Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    You say i'm a sadistic monster, and you fail to see that i'm just doing the exactly same as you did. I just turned it towards America instead of Denmark.
    You upset Sister Handmaiden. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
    Yes i did, i upset you all and that was the point.
    You still fail to see that what i was doing was no different than what "cranky old man" did. (It was just America instead of Denmark).
    You (cranky old man, and the rest of you) hurt a lot of peoples feelings, but apparently the only peoples feeling that matters are your own.
    You still havn't commented on why it is ok to insult Denmark but not ok to insult America. (Please do).

    And oh. you just proved your stupidity (just stating that i insulted someone, which was the point, instead of actually answering to that point), please don't do it again.

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    • Cranky old Dane
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 10

      #17
      Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
      Mr. COD;

      You may not believe it, but your post fills me with hope. Sometimes a person has to completely emptied out before he can become a fit vessel for the truth.
      In the old days the military used the same tactic to brainwash people.
      First you make sure there's nothing left, that the person is completely emptied, then you build a man the way you wan't him (brainwashed).
      And oh, some muslim groups () use it today.

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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #18
        Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

        Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
        In the old days the military used the same tactic to brainwash people.
        First you make sure there's nothing left, that the person is completely emptied, then you build a man the way you wan't him (brainwashed).
        And oh, some muslim groups () use it today.
        So you admit mooslimbs are taking over Denmark?

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        • Cranky old Dane
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 10

          #19
          Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

          I really wonder why i havn't been banned yet.

          You banned some of my danish brothers for less.

          That shows me you guys are actually learning something

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11517

            #20
            Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

            Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
            In the old days the military used the same tactic to brainwash people.
            First you make sure there's nothing left, that the person is completely emptied, then you build a man the way you wan't him (brainwashed).
            And oh, some muslim groups () use it today.
            Many false religions use those tactics today. They isolate newcomers, deprive them of sleep and feed them low protein diets -- all to lower their resistance and discourage them from asking any questions.

            Here at LBC, we do not require you to confine yourself behind closed doors, we encourage you to find rest for your body, mind and soul, and we serve up fine grade porterhouse steaks.

            The peace that we offer is not found by those lacking discernment. You have shown cleverness with computers, now you must find wisdom to see into your own heart and into the mind of God.

            Again, I extend the offer of fellowship, even though your fuzzy fonts brought discomfort to my eyes.

            Hopefully Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

              You don't get to see why users are banned. Most of them post porn or death threats which are deleted.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #22
                Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
                Yes i did, i upset you all and that was the point.
                So you're proud of being a dick. Congratulations.

                You still fail to see that what i was doing was no different than what "cranky old man" did. (It was just America instead of Denmark).
                Of course it was. America and Denmark are two different countries, so you cannot simply replace "Denmark" with "America."

                You (cranky old man, and the rest of you) hurt a lot of peoples feelings, but apparently the only peoples feeling that matters are your own.
                You still havn't commented on why it is ok to insult Denmark but not ok to insult America. (Please do).
                Well, it's you who seems to be missing some things:

                1. This is a private forum, and nobody invited you to come here. You choose to read our threads, so if you are offended, that's your own fault. The purpose of this forum is to provide a place for True Christians™ to congregate and worship our Lord Jesus Christ. Brother Cranky started that thread to discuss the country of Denmark with his fellow True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters. Why do you come here to persecute us?
                2. If a Danish person reads the thread, then he can also, instead of getting angry, scratch his head and say: "well, God really hates my country, maybe it's time to stop being a sinner and go to Heaven." To make people repent, you sometimes have to be firm with them. If I can save someone's immortal soul from eternal Hellfire, I don't think I should worry too much about hurting that person's feelings. However, you hurt our feelings just to persecute us.

                And oh. you just proved your stupidity (just stating that i insulted someone, which was the point, instead of actually answering to that point), please don't do it again.
                In other words: "You're stupid, you're stupid, nana nanana!!"

                Come on, friend, don't be childish. Why don't you just accept the Truth™ of the Bible presented on this forum, and become a True Christian™? New converts are always welcome, you know, especially talented people with computers. Wouldn't you consider what you could mean for the Kingdom of Christ?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Cranky old Dane
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 10

                  #23
                  Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  So you admit mooslimbs are taking over Denmark?
                  I thought that i was the foreigner, learn how to spell, it's muslim.

                  and, ehhh. no.
                  i just stated that some muslim groups use it.
                  But since you apparently are were little informed, i must tell that such groups are mostly located in muslim countries (Denmark is not a muslim country).
                  Luckily for us, muslim terrorists are yet to kill innocent people in our country.

                  But such groups are all over the world, and maybe they are in America or Denmark. (America is the biggest target (you apparently don't know how to spell muslim, but i'm sure you can spell "war on terror"), so it would pathetic to assume there are no such groups in America.)

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                  • Cranky old Dane
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 10

                    #24
                    Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    Of course it was. America and Denmark are two different countries, so you cannot simply replace "Denmark" with "America."
                    I didn't just replace Denmark with America (what did you expect, i'm a computer genius), i just used the same kinds of examples, that fit the same bibel quotes. Meaning they were just as true as the ones COM presented.
                    But you still fail to answer the question, why is it ok to insult Denmark, when it's not ok to insult America.
                    They are 2 different countries, both with a history of good and bad.

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    So you're proud of being a dick. Congratulations.
                    I'm proud of presenting me as an example, of how you look to the rest of the world.

                    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                    2. If a Danish person reads the thread, then he can also, instead of getting angry, scratch his head and say: "well, God really hates my country, maybe it's time to stop being a sinner and go to Heaven." To make people repent, you sometimes have to be firm with them. If I can save someone's immortal soul from eternal Hellfire, I don't think I should worry too much about hurting that person's feelings. However, you hurt our feelings just to persecute us.
                    Well, since the "fact" that God hates Denmark are based on false assumptions (anyone that's really been in Denmark can confirm it), no one in Denmark scratch their head and say: "well, God really hates my country".



                    PS. The fonts in the image may be different than the ones you see on your screen. That's because i'm using Ubuntu, and not evil monopoly creating Windows.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22378

                      #25
                      Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                      Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
                      You (cranky old man, and the rest of you) hurt a lot of peoples feelings, but apparently the only peoples feeling that matters are your own.
                      Feel free to hurt my feelings. My feelings are irrelevant, what matters only is pleasing God.

                      Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
                      That's because i'm using Ubuntu, and not evil monopoly creating Windows.
                      Windows is indeed evil. But so is Ubuntu as it promotes daemon worship. I use JesOS(tm)!

                      Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
                      I really wonder why i havn't been banned yet.
                      There is a reason for that. It is because we still have hope for you. Although you are clearly on the wrong side, you seem smarter than most other Danes. We still have hope that you figure it out and switch to our side. I pray for you to see the light that is Jesus!

                      But our patience is limited, at some point we are indeed going to ban you. After that there usually is no more hope for you to get Saved(c).

                      Praise the LORD!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #26
                        Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                        Originally posted by Cranky old Dane View Post
                        But you still fail to answer the question, why is it ok to insult Denmark, when it's not ok to insult America.
                        They are 2 different countries, both with a history of good and bad.
                        There is a large difference between Denmark and America. In America there are True Christians™, while in Denmark, we still have to see proof of one True Christian™ there apart from Pastor Prune.

                        Why does this matter? It matters because we fall above the Sodom-quota of minimum required righteousness, which God established in consultation with Abraham:

                        Genesis 18:23-32:
                        And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the righteous with the wicked?
                        Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?
                        That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
                        And the LORD said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.
                        And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD, which am but dust and ashes:
                        Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
                        And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
                        And he said unto him, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
                        And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.
                        And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

                        So you see, Abraham and God together decided that ten righteous people were enough to spare a sinful country from destruction. As the Landover Baptist Church consists of thousands of people, of course America is not hated by God, as America falls above the minimal required righteousness quota.

                        However, Denmark provides just 1 righteous person so far. You'll need at least another nine righteous people to get right with God again.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #27
                          Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          As the Landover Baptist Church consists of thousands of people, of course America is not hated by God, as America falls above the minimal required righteousness quota.

                          However, Denmark provides just 1 righteous person so far. You'll need at least another nine righteous people to get right with God again.
                          Just adding facebook friends doesn't count.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Micchey
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 3

                            #28
                            Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                            I think if any of you guys wants to look at a real christian place a holy land, you should look to Ethiopia, but i guess it is too hard for an american to do research or read history if its not presented on a audio test or movie.

                            I will pray for america because i do think that everyone deserves a second chance, even if they apperantly are more stupid anyone else in this world.

                            It is nice that you think so highly about your self, and if we could turn back the time it would had been nice if the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus had made it danish. But already at this time the Danes knew better, and let that stinkhole of land be a place for all Satan diciples to go and live.

                            Come on, it is a shame when you think about how great america could be, that when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.

                            See how nasty you are, you even choose a representant for you contry alias clinton, who as all of the rest of america cannot keep it in his pants.

                            It is so shamefull to think about your history, there is nothing good in it and so dissapointing to meet americans as most of them like to molest kids, and most of them are gays.

                            But i think there is still a chance for you, if you just start doing good instead of bad all the time, but if not we will find a solution for that as well because in fact you are the zoo of the world and we would of course like to see how inbread animals look like on close hand.

                            Surrender to the real christianty places like ethiopia and israel.

                            If not well just go back to raping the small boys like you are used to do

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                            • handmaiden
                              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 11517

                              #29
                              Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                              Originally posted by Micchey View Post

                              It is nice that you think so highly about your self, and if we could turn back the time it would had been nice if the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus had made it danish.
                              Did you know that we have a holiday in America named after Christopher Columbus?

                              Did you know that we have no holiday for Lefty Ericksomething?

                              Did you know that when people talking about going out to lunch or dinner, it's a standard idiomatic expression to say "How about Italian?"

                              Did you know that no one in the entire history of America has EVER uttered the words, "No, let's go out for Danish"?

                              Did you know that in sections of many American cities there are ethnic enclaves known as "Little Italy", where speaking the name "Leif Ericcsson" will get you a pair of broken knee caps?

                              Do you have any idea of where I'm going with this?

                              . . .when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.
                              That's funny, we have a huge waiting line for people waiting to become citizens. Our ethnic, and by extension, genetic variation surpasses any other nation. Inventions such as the telephone and television came out of America. We also invented potatos, tomatos, corn, pumpkins, peanuts and chocolate. Try having a candy bar without at least one of these vital ingredients!

                              See how nasty you are, you even choose a representant for you contry alias clinton, who as all of the rest of america cannot keep it in his pants.
                              We got rid of Clinton and replaced him with the moral, clean living, always eloquent George W. Bush.

                              . . . in fact you are the zoo of the world . . .
                              Silly, with exception of the occasional polar bear or panda, all zoo animals come from Africa!

                              Anyway the most important thing about America is the number of committed Christians. We love God more than anything and He loves us back.

                              You, too, can learn to love God and become a True Christian. Then, you can create a little bubble of America where ever you go!

                              Invitingly Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #30
                                Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

                                Originally posted by Micchey View Post
                                the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus
                                Many stupid Danes have been claiming this. If the vikings came first, when did the Native Americans arrive?

                                Come on, it is a shame when you think about how great america could be, that when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.
                                Who has produced the first nuclear weapon?
                                America
                                Who has put the first man on the moon?
                                America
                                Who has developed practically all modern computer science?
                                America

                                I could go on for a while, but I would think that we have produced a lot of things by ourselves. What did Denmark produce?

                                It is so shamefull to think about your history, there is nothing good in it
                                The only part I regret is the part when we invaded Europe to liberate them, including the Danes, from the Germans.
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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