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  • VashniEAmaraya
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 43

    #1

    I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

    I know what you all are thinking; oh, she's goth, she must be a sex crazy (1), murdering(2), devil - worshiping (3) druggie (4).

    1. I am a virgin, so that is bullshit.
    2. I have a clean record, including juvie.
    3. Would I really be here, trying to learn about Christianity, and accepting Jesus as the One True King, if I worshipped SATAN??? NO! Praise Jesus!
    4. I am straight edge - no drugs, alcohol, or tobacco.

    If you have any other stereotypes you would like to POLITELY discuss, I am more than willing to listen to yours, or the Bible's, side of things. Praise JESUS!!!!!!
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

    Alright then, I'll bite: why are you a virgin? Who are you saving yourself for -- Marilyn Manson? Robert Smith? Have Robert Smith's lips rotted off his face yet, due to lipstick-poisoning? If so, do you really want to be kissing him on your wedding night? ...




    ... no, I didn't think so. How about a nice Christian boy instead, dear?
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

      With a weirdo name like that I was pretty much expecting this. Don't you have a real name?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

        I guess you imagine that we're all running around screamin now, right? You really think you've pulled one over on us, right?

        Well listen us pervert: This ain't our first rodeo. We've seen it all here on God's favorite forum, because satan has us under attack every day of the week. We had you pegged from your first post.

        I've stepped in scarier stuff than you little girl. Now why don't you wipe mommy's makeup off your face and go back and finish your homework. Girls who mess with the goth lifestyle get in big trouble with Jesus.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • VashniEAmaraya
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 43

          #5
          Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          Alright then, I'll bite: why are you a virgin? Who are you saving yourself for -- Marilyn Manson? Robert Smith? Have Robert Smith's lips rotted off his face yet, due to lipstick-poisoning? If so, do you really want to be kissing him on your wedding night? ...




          ... no, I didn't think so. How about a nice Christian boy instead, dear?
          I am a virgin because I am not married, therefore should not be having sex. I also think Marylin Manson is creepy, and would never marry him (eeeew) and I have no idea who Robert Smith is, so he is out of the question. I am in love with a Christian boy, and hopefully he will pop the question soon.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

            Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
            I am in love with a Christian boy, and hopefully he will pop the question soon.
            If he's dating you then he isn't a Christian.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • VashniEAmaraya
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 43

              #7
              Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              With a weirdo name like that I was pretty much expecting this. Don't you have a real name?
              No, actually, I go by a fake name on the streets and used my real name online. Usually I go by Rogue, to match my temper!!

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              • VashniEAmaraya
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 43

                #8
                Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If he's dating you then he isn't a Christian.
                Heh, he doesn't know I'm goth. I always dress up real nice for him, just because he's special..... He asked me if I was goth once, and he started getting me to go to church with him, he said he loves me and doesn't want me to go to hell... Isn't that sweet???

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                • VashniEAmaraya
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 43

                  #9
                  Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                  Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                  Heh, he doesn't know I'm goth. I always dress up real nice for him, just because he's special..... He asked me if I was goth once, and he started getting me to go to church with him, he said he loves me and doesn't want me to go to hell... Isn't that sweet???
                  Well, he thinks I might be, but doesn't know for sure. Either way, he loves me anyway.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                    You have exactly one more post to get relevant.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • VashniEAmaraya
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 43

                      #11
                      Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      You have exactly one more post to get relevant.
                      If you can show me ONE quote from the Bible that specifically uses the word "goth", I will give up on goth forever.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                        Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                        If you can show me ONE quote from the Bible that specifically uses the word "goth", I will give up on goth forever.
                        The word "goth" was yet to be coined. That doesn't make it okay with Jesus. Communists aren't found in the Bible either, but that doesn't mean God endorses Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

                        I can give you a Bible verse that does relate to God's disposition toward goth freaks though. I pray that you'll take it to heart, though I doubt you will.

                        I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
                        You might want to take a look at THIS thread. Read it from the beginning, and I'm sure you will be healed of the goth demons infesting your cooter.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • VashniEAmaraya
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 43

                          #13
                          Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The word "goth" was yet to be coined. That doesn't make it okay with Jesus. Communists aren't found in the Bible either, but that doesn't mean God endorses Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

                          I can give you a Bible verse that does relate to God's disposition toward goth freaks though. I pray that you'll take it to heart, though I doubt you will.



                          You might want to take a look at THIS thread. Read it from the beginning, and I'm sure you will be healed of the goth demons infesting your cooter.
                          Alright, you all win, I give up. You found a quote from the Bible, and the Bible is Law. No more goth for me! I appreciate you being polite with me, though, it definatly makes a differance. And thank you for listening to my side, as well

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22371

                            #14
                            Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                            Praise The LORD!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: I Am A GOTH! :Gasp: !!!!!!

                              Originally posted by VashniEAmaraya View Post
                              I also think Marylin Manson is creepy, and would never marry him (eeeew) and I have no idea who Robert Smith is, so he is out of the question. I am in love with a Christian boy, and hopefully he will pop the question soon.
                              You're not a goth. That's like saying that you're a Christian but don't know who John the Baptist is.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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