[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Jesus is the way to go, definitely. Noodles? Not so much.

i see you are a clever man, not easily fooled .
besides, i can't remember having jesus done anything for me -- dying on the cross...he didn't ask me. i wasn't even alive at that time. how should i be in his debt. isn't it ridiculous? --- but a cup of noodles has at least stilled my hunger .

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

till then, see you,
vadkutya

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

But why come you talkeded 'bout it when you don't believe it? Are you a Morming?

well little girl, it's the same reason why i come here and talk with you guys. always interesting to hear what ppl believe in! don't talk also about satan. does this require you beliveing in him? now sleep well little girl

take care,
vadkutya

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Jeevus gived you thuh noodles. You din't even thank him.

Dummy-Butt!

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Insolent fool. You will be boiling in demonseed as Jesus and we are enjoying the view.

Why do we reject other gods and not Jesus?

Why does 1+1=2?
Because there can only be one real God. Jesus is the one true God.
Honestly, all this is covered in the last half of the New Testament.
Jesus is the only way to Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

till then, see you,
vadkutya

There IS only one God, you ridiculous foreigner. His name is Jesus Christ and He doesn't need your permission to temporarily suffer and die for our sins.

That's right, I said OUR sins, not yours.

You see, Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

Enjoy hell, witch.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

well little girl, it's the same reason why i come here and talk with you guys. always interesting to hear what ppl believe in! don't talk also about satan. does this require you beliveing in him? now sleep well little girl

take care,
vadkutya

I don't ;isten ta' nobody but Jeevus. Mawmy says you don't gree wif' nobody, then you don't gatta listen to 'em. If'n you talk about Satan, must be you like him an' awe. Wouldn't tawk about no noodle-monster less'n you wanna trap good Kwistians.

Bad man!

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Insolent fool. You will be boiling in demonseed as Jesus and we are enjoying the view.

Why do we reject other gods and not Jesus?

Why does 1+1=2?
Because there can only be one real God. Jesus is the one true God.
Honestly, all this is covered in the last half of the New Testament.
Jesus is the only way to Heaven.

sry to have upset you guys. i should have thanked jesus for the cup of noodles.

hey Bobby-Joe since i can't reply to you. it was a joke the post you gave me the infraction for...i'm still new to this, so go easy, plz . c'mon don't be so upset guys

see you, vadkutya

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

That's right, I said OUR sins, not yours.
You see, Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.
He died for those that BELIEVE.

phew, glad to hear! thought this poor chap died fr my sins as well.

thx, for correcting me ,
vadkutya

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

hey Bobby-Joe since i can't reply to you. it was a joke the post you gave me the infraction for...i'm still new to this, so go easy, plz . c'mon don't be so upset guys

see you, vadkutya

Friend,

Salvation is a deadly serious subject, in fact it is a serious as the fires of hell. So let us not trivialize this forum and treat Christianity with the dignity it deserves.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

I've heard this argument a dozen times, and it just doesn't hold water. I reject all those other gods because my God demands that I reject them. I reject those other gods because of Faith.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Rejecting false gods in favor of Christ Jesus is like rejecting air in favor of a glass of water in a desert. It just makes sense.
Jesus is real, the others are merely words and wishes.
Seriously, the last half of the New Testament. try it out.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I couldn't be troubled to read up on this nonsense, but I'm assuming the Italians concocted this faux religion. First they worship the planets (Venus, Mars, Jupiter, etc.), then the Virgin Mary, and now a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Italy is a country of hairy, swarthy imbeciles.

While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee. Not only is it too spicy for sensible Christian taste buds, it's a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

...This is making me want a meatball and some garlic bread real bad! old :p

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

...This is making me want a meatball and some garlic bread real bad! old :p

Foul harlot!! Please restrain yourself from spewing the details of your vile lustful desires on God's favorite forum! We do not want to hear about your personal satanic perversions!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I couldn't be troubled to read up on this nonsense, but I'm assuming the Italians concocted this faux religion. First they worship the planets (Venus, Mars, Jupiter, etc.), then the Virgin Mary, and now a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Italy is a country of hairy, swarthy imbeciles.

While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee. Not only is it too spicy for sensible Christian taste buds, it's a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages.

Thank you for this timely warning, Brother Hatchet. I think we all remember the "Beefaroni" horrors of the 1960's in Freehold. No one wants a repeat of that unfortunate episode.