[BelieverInGod]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I do not thank you woman.

Since i'm a man and you are a woman. And you tried to be smarter than me.
May god show you mercy.
But remember:
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

Drugs are bad, don't do drugs.

By the way, this is the hierarchy here....

Senior Pastors
Pastors
True Christian(TM) men
True Christian(TM) women
Forum members
Polite Unsaved Trash
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you.

Get the message?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

It's not spiritual tourism.

Of course it is. This happens all summer long. Bored kids who can't afford to go backpacking in Europe swarm here, "seeking higher understanding."

I have nothing for you, but the Word of God, kid.

And Jesus loves me btw. Because I know it and you can't deny.

That's cute you can recite a song from Sunday school. You aren't a small child anymore. It's time to make a decision as to whether you Live for Him or you are sent into the everlasting fires of damnation.

It's not a game, boy. God is seriously going to mess you up if you don't start following Him!

Matthew 13:42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And btw. When we are discussing in threads would you please stop putting limits on my posting.

No.

Because I have the rights and the freedom of speech as the forum roles says.

No, you don't. You are at the whims of the church staff.

And If I may add another quote from Buddha:
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

Speaking of dogs, I tire of you. Jesus clearly said there was a point where we are to protect ourselves from the unsaved.

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

My friends, we seem to have gone off topic a little here so let me bring us back to praising the One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

The Acts of the Apastals
Chapter 2 – The Martyrdom of Tristan the Martyr

1 It was a dark and stormy school day.
2 My sister's-fiance's-son aka my nephew had a school assignment where he had to write a letter to the society of the future about his religion.
3 My nephew, Tristan, a devout and proud Pastafarian decided he would write about us.
4 His teacher, however, thought it was dumb and that he was just screwing around and took ten points off.
5 Tristan's dad, Tall John, a Pastafarian-sympathizer, wrote a powerful letter back to the teacher explaining how FSMism is legit and saying she would never do the same thing if the paper was about Judaism or Scientology.
6 The teacher, realizing that she was being discriminatory (and maybe noticing the irony that the letter is about religions intolerance), decided to change the grade.
7 She gave him back five points, but kept the other five off for not proofreading, though there didn't seem to be a problem with his spelling and grammar the first time she graded it.
8 Now five points doesn‟t seem like a huge deal, but it is the principle of the thing.
9 Tristan took it like a man and was pretty proud of the incident.
10 But persecution and inequality is a fate worse than dancing the hempen jig.
11 Maybe some day we will be accepted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Nobody is going to praise pasta around here, heathen. Not on my watch.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Nobody is going to praise pasta around here, heathen. Not on my watch.

Hi there Zekie Boy (watch out for the supper glue )

Anyway enough of the pleasantries

The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations of Society

Chapter 1
1 Dear future generations of society,
2 My name is Tristan [Censored].
3 I am an 8th grader at [Censored] Middle School.
4 I live in [Censored], Pennsylvania.
5 I am 13 years old.
6 My life is generally okay.
7 I have two sisters and one brother.

Chapter 2
1 Since I am a pastafarian I have and do expirence a lot of religious intolerance.
2 Being pastafarian I belive in the Flying Spagetti Monster to be the one true and only god.
3 Usually when I tell people that I am pastafarian they laugh at me and say "No seriously"
4 This really offends me.
5 I thought that everyone was religiously accepting in this country apparently I was wrong.
6 Yes this is seriously what I totally & completely believe in to be true, RAmen.

Chapter 3
1 I am writing this in the hope that future generations will learn to be more accepting of me and my people.
2 I dream of our heaven and the volcano & factories.
3 How magnificent it will be
4 I also dream and pity all the intolerant people freezing in antartica.
5 I hope in the near future that everyone will realize swine flu is nothing to worry about & that it wont come back stronger in the winter.
6 In the distant future I hope to meet bobby henderson the prophet who was first touched by his noodly apendage.
7 Sincerely, Tristan [Censored]

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I feel asleep reading your last post pirate.

If you repent your sins and start believing in the Real God and Jesus I will give you a hug.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Acknowlege the facts Pasta Boy..................

The KJV, the book of mankind can see straight through you and you Satanic desciples
Matthew 24:24


For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If you repent your sins and start believing in the Real God and Jesus I will give you a hug.

I already believe in the One True God, Blessed by His Noodly Appendages.

I find it strange that after all the times you have tried to portray the touch of Our Lord as something being something perverted you stoop to trying to bribe me with the prospect of physical contact. I am constantly "hugged" , by both Our Lord, Blessed be His Noodle Appendages, and by my partner so your attempted bride is of no interest to me.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Acknowlege the facts Pasta Boy..................

I do.
Fact - The One True God IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Fact - The truth is found in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and The Loose Canon.
Fact - The KJV1611 is a collection of Fairy Tales.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I already believe in the One True God, Blessed by His Noodly Appendages.

I find it strange that after all the times you have tried to portray the touch of Our Lord as something being something perverted you stoop to trying to bribe me with the prospect of physical contact. I am constantly "hugged" , by both Our Lord, Blessed be His Noodle Appendages, and by my partner so your attempted bride is of no interest to me.

I offered you True Christian (one who believes in the Real God and Jesus) hug, not something from one your stripper whores. You can keep your disgusting noodle appendages away from me. I still have those sharp scissors.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I still have those sharp scissors.

And those scissors will still have no effect on The Most Holy Being.

I have read your KJV1611 Collected Fairy Tales and found them to be untrue, I challenge you to read the Holy Books of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And those scissors will still have no effect on The Most Holy Being.

I have read your KJV1611 Collected Fairy Tales and found them to be untrue, I challenge you to read the Holy Books of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The King James Bible is not a bunch of fairy tales. As for reading your silly Flying Spaghetti Monster book, no thanks.

I read that stupid quran once, I guess yours is just the same.
quran: blowup yourself up -> receive whores
FSM: Worship food -> receive whores

Here is another picture for you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

quran: blowup yourself up -> receive whores

Popular misconception and proof that you have not actually read the quran, for the quran, dispute what the nutters tell people prohibits suicide, and does NOT promise 72 virgins (or Whores).

FSM: Worship food -> receive whores

We do not worship food, and you do not receive whores.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Popular misconception and proof that you have not actually read the quran, for the quran, dispute what the nutters tell people prohibits suicide, and does NOT promise 72 virgins (or Whores).
We do not worship food, and you do not receive whores.

I did not mention any number of whores from the quran. I am not going to discuss it anyway.

You do worship food, what is spaghetti?
I hope you enjoyed the pic of your false god being cut up with scissors.
Repent from your false god and start believing.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You do worship food, what is spaghetti?

Why do you find this concept so hard to understand?

We do not worship food, Spaghetti is symbolic of The Lord, we are not cat-o-licks, we do not think we are eating the flesh of Our Lord, We eat Pasta because HE told us to, it pleases Him to see us eating something that looks like him so he gave us the ingredients and the knowledge to make Pasta.

ProvHerbs

46 Those who eat pasta shall inherit the earth.