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  • #31
    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

    How about this for a reason not to follow the spaghetti monster

    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #32
      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      How about this for a reason not to follow the spaghetti monster
      Make that up yourself?
      Image location....
      i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae81/LisaH001/LBC/spagmondevil.jpg
      Looks like your account to me.
      I could make up images of characters from The KJV1611 Collected Fairy tales but they would prove nothing and give the Admins that excuse they are looking for to attempt to try and get me banned me from this forum.
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      • #33
        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Make that up yourself?
        Image location....
        i960.photobucket.com/albums/ae81/LisaH001/LBC/spagmondevil.jpg
        Looks like your account to me.
        I could make up images of characters from The KJV1611 Collected Fairy tales but they would prove nothing and give the Admins that excuse they are looking for to attempt to try and get me banned me from this forum.
        So you know how to look up an image url on the net. So do the 99.9999% other people who use the internet.

        You may like to print it off to remind you of who you are worshiping and where you will be spending eternity.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #34
          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          You may like to print it off to remind you of who you are worshiping and where you will be spending eternity.
          I know where I will be spending eternity, and it does not involve any oversized pitchforks or lakes of fire.


          The Revelation of St. Oregano
          13:2 2/2 "But the great voice did'st quell his fear saying, 'Fear not, matey. For I am the Almighty Noodle, creator of beer volcanoes and stripper factories. Surely ye know I care for thee?'"
          The Book of Midgets/Midgits
          Chapter V
          5 And he did thus give the Big People many gifts,
          6 espoused in the ways of Pirates and Lumberjacks.
          7 And the FSM, sick of telling little people gags, did gift the Big Ones with many politically incorrect ways.
          8 For the likeable roguish spirit of the FSM, the creator of the Beer Volcano and Strippers, was thus embodied in these likeable rogues.
          The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
          Chapter 3
          19 As a sign of my grace I give this Anchovies Pizza to you and your family.
          20 It will never grow stale and every noon it will renew itself until you will pass away and see my Hereafter, where there is the mighty Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory.
          The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
          5:1 “There is another thing you should know, and this will help you to recruit more followers,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster told Pete.
          5:2 “When you die, your soul, which I think is immortal, but don‟t quote me on that, will find it‟s way to Pastafarian Heaven, where there is a Volcano of Beer, and a Factory of Strippers.”
          5:3 “But O Noodly Lord, Oi be prefer‟n Grog t‟ Beer… Will Oi have to drink only Beer in heaven?” Fearsome Pirate Pete asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
          5:4 “What?
          5:5 Of course not!
          5:6 Oh, I forgot again, the Beer Volcano is really a Volcano of any beverage you like, whenever you like it.
          5:7 I prefer Beer, so that‟s all it is to me, I forget sometimes,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster explained, “Similar rules apply to the Stripper Factory.”
          5:8 “Yarrgh, one other thing,” Fearsome Pirate Pete continued, “Ye said summin „bout Pastafarian?
          5:9 What be that?”
          5:10 “Did I forget that too?” The Great Noodly One asked rhetorically, “Sheesh.
          5:11 Pastafarian is what you will call yourself, and what any follower of Me will call themselves.
          5:12 I‟m going to say that covers everything,” The Flying Spaghetti Monster concluded, “Because I just remembered that I left Lasagna in the oven.”
          5:13 In one moment the Flying Spaghetti Monster was there, and in the next, He was not.
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          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • #35
            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            I know where I will be spending eternity, and it does not involve any oversized pitchforks or lakes of fire.
            You are wrong. You will never have worry about your spaghetti getting cold in hell.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #36
              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

              Leviticus 21:20
              Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
              The bible is actually in doubt about it.

              They don't know what it actually is.
              Therefore the christian god cannot have created it. Satan neither.

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              • #37
                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
                The bible is actually in doubt about it.

                They don't know what it actually is.
                Therefore the christian god cannot have created it. Satan neither.
                The Bible is what??

                God created everything, pal. Including satan.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #38
                  Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                  Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
                  If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?

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                  • #39
                    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                    Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
                    Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
                    If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?
                    God creates both good and evil. Ours is not to question Him. Our lot in life is merely to obey.

                    Lamentations 3:38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?

                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

                    Don't be seduced by easy promises of beer and strippers. Walk the hard path to salvation! Don't you want to feel a sense of accomplishment about yourself for being one of the 0.03% good enough to make it into Heaven?

                    Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #40
                      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                      Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
                      Why should he create something that is against himself and is evil?
                      If god is good why reject us things we find good for us?
                      You aren't allowed to ask God "why."
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #41
                        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                        I may ask why if I follow your rules on the forum so I am allowed.

                        I see the point in avoiding such things and make it to heaven.

                        You guys actually have a point there about the path to salvation and the idea of creating evil.

                        As Budda said:
                        All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.

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                        • #42
                          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                          Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
                          As Budda said:
                          All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
                          As Jesus says.

                          Luke 12-47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

                          Don't make Jesus whoop you, boy. It's time to stop the spiritual tourism and obey God!
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #43
                            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                            It's not spiritual tourism.
                            And Jesus loves me btw. Because I know it and you can't deny.
                            And btw. When we are discussing in threads would you please stop putting limits on my posting. I am dead serious when im discussing in this wonderful forum.
                            Because I have the rights and the freedom of speech as the forum roles says.
                            And If I may add another quote from Buddha:
                            A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

                            Which means that my statement is as good as yours even tough you know your bible very well and I dont. I am not a buddhist tough. Or Christian.
                            And not an atheist either. I don't label myself. But I am here of interest and fascination.

                            But since I can see that other members here are actually agreeing about the Spaghetti Monster. It is a matter of fact that the connection are pretty similar and that a word above another word isn't necessarily true. But is up for discussion. So said god himself too. Even his own words actually.
                            As long as we understand how people react and live by the rules, they will all be the rules of god in the end.

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                            • #44
                              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                              Originally posted by Nefiron View Post
                              It's not spiritual tourism.
                              And Jesus loves me btw. Because I know it and you can't deny.
                              And btw. When we are discussing in threads would you please stop putting limits on my posting. I am dead serious when im discussing in this wonderful forum.
                              Because I have the rights and the freedom of speech as the forum roles says.
                              And If I may add another quote from Buddha:
                              A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

                              Which means that my statement is as good as yours even tough you know your bible very well and I dont. I am not a buddhist tough. Or Christian.
                              And not an atheist either. I don't label myself. But I am here of interest and fascination.

                              But since I can see that other members here are actually agreeing about the Spaghetti Monster. It is a matter of fact that the connection are pretty similar and that a word above another word isn't necessarily true. But is up for discussion. So said god himself too. Even his own words actually.
                              As long as we understand how people react and live by the rules, they will all be the rules of god in the end.
                              Since you're obsessed about rights and rules, perhaps you missed these threads.

                              Your rights on these boards

                              Noobs please Read this chock full of our rules and how this board works.

                              No need to thank me.
                              Drama queen

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                              • #45
                                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                                I do not thank you woman.

                                Since i'm a man and you are a woman. And you tried to be smarter than me.
                                May god show you mercy.
                                But remember:
                                Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

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