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  • Celtic
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Oct 2007
    • 111

    #31
    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
    Oh, okay.
    I can't see what's so "funny" about this site though, but I do get the point of your message:
    That hatemongering children like that "Goats" only ruin it for everyone by sabotaging the mature discussion we're trying to have here.

    He is a good example of what happens when mothers abandon their children to pursue a "career".. And it makes me sad.
    I suppose we can't blame him alone for hating Jesus and everything that is good, cause his parents are probably just as responsible.



    You should stay away from such nonsense, it is of satan and designed to damn your soul.
    Why don't you read the KJV1611 Bible instead, try it, you're going to like it's uplifting message!
    You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

    Hmmm?

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #32
      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

      Originally posted by Celtic View Post
      You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

      Hmmm?
      No, unlike certain other people:
      We don't glorify ourselves, we glorify God.
      Nor are we racists, we honor God's commandment concerning Hamites. (Negros)
      And that's the reason we keep slaves too, God has commanded that some are to be slaves.
      Really, if the Word of God teaches us that slavery is acceptable in God's eyes, who are we to argue?

      Being a Christian is all about denying ourselves and replacing our own will with JESUS will.
      And that my friend, is a truly uplifting message. Praise Jesus!
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Celtic
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Oct 2007
        • 111

        #33
        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

        Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
        No, unlike certain other people:
        We don't glorify ourselves, we glorify God.
        Nor are we racists, we honor God's commandment concerning Hamites. (Negros)
        And that's the reason we keep slaves too, God has commanded that some are to be slaves.
        Really, if the Word of God teaches us that slavery is acceptable in God's eyes, who are we to argue?

        Being a Christian is all about denying ourselves and replacing our own will with JESUS will.
        And that my friend, is a truly uplifting message. Praise Jesus!
        Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #34
          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

          Originally posted by Celtic View Post
          Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.
          So you're saying you're a negro yourself? Or..?
          And yes, we usually call negros who convert to Christianity "ex-negros" because as God cursed them -
          God releases them from their bondage.

          Ham, and all his descendants, were cursed for their sins, and without God, no man is free of sin (Psalm 14:1) thus they remain Hamites.
          But in a True Christian however, there is no sin. (1 John 3:6)
          Thus, a Hamite who becomes a True Christian is no longer truly a Hamite-
          As any True Christian is no longer counted as a sinful being born of a woman (Job 25:4), but born of God.
          For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
          Galatians 3:26

          So in answer to your question - Negros can become True Christians, yes.
          Why you need look no further than our very own sister Lateefah.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #35
            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

            Originally posted by Celtic View Post
            You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

            Hmmm?
            God most definetely approves of slavery, therefore it is good.

            Gen.9:25-27
            And he [Noah] said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

            Gen.16:8-9
            And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? and whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai. And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands.

            Gen.17:12-13
            And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised.

            Gen.24:35-36
            And the LORD hath blessed my master [Abraham] greatly; and he is become great: and he hath given him flocks, and herds, and silver, and gold, and menservants, and maidservants, and camels, and asses. And Sarah my master's wife bare a son to my master when she was old: and unto him hath he given all that he hath.

            Gen.26:12-14
            Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him. And the man waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he became very great: For he had possession of flocks, and possession of herds, and great store of servants.

            Ex.12:44
            But every man's servant that is bought for money, when thou hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof.

            Ex.20:17
            Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

            Ex.21:2-6
            If thou buy a Hebrew servant....

            Ex.21:7
            And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant....

            Ex.21:20-21
            If a man smite his servant or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand, he shall be surely punished; notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished, for he is his money.

            Ex.21:26-27
            And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake. And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.

            Ex.21:32
            If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver.

            Ex.22:2-3
            If a thief ... have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.

            Lev.19:20
            And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free.

            Lev.22:11
            If the priest buy any soul with his money....

            Lev.25:39
            And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee....

            Lev.25:44-46
            Thy bond-men and thy bond-maids which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you: of them shall ye buy bond-men and bond-maids. Moreover, of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land. And they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession, they shall be your bond-man forever.

            Dt.5:21
            Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.

            Dt.15:12
            And if thy brother, an Hebrew man, or an Hebrew woman be sold unto thee....

            Dt.20:10-11
            When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.

            Dt.20:14
            But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself.

            Jos.9:23
            Now therefore ye are cursed, and there shall none of you be freed from being bondmen, and hewers of wood and drawers of water for the house of my God.

            Lk.12:46-47
            The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

            Lk.17:7-9
            But which of you, having a servant plowing or feeding cattle, will say unto him by and by, when he is come from the field, Go and sit down to meat? And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink? Doth he thank that servant because he did the things that were commanded him? I trow not.

            1 Cor.7:21-22
            Art thou called being a servant? care not for it: but if thou mayest be made free, use it rather. For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

            Eph.6:5
            Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

            Col.3:22
            Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

            Col.3:22
            Masters, give unto your servants that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a Master in heaven.

            1 Tim.6:1-5
            Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their masters worthy of all honor, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort. If any man teach otherwise ... he is proud, knowing nothing.... From such withdraw thyself.

            Tit.2:9-10
            Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

            1 Pet.2:18
            Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear, not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

            The only thing preventing us from owning slaves (we did up until the 1960's when hippies took over the government) is secular law, which we are (unfortunately) commanded to obey.

            1 Peter 2:13
            Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man.

            Romans 13:1-2
            Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil

            Following the Lord's Plan isn't simply "acting like you're the best." It means KNOWING that you're the best. God rewards His True Christians™ richly. God rewarded Phineas's line with eternal preisthood for impaling an interracial couple, for example.

            Numbers 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
            25:7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
            25:8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.
            25:9 And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.
            25:10 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
            25:11 Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy.
            25:12 Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace:
            25:13 And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.

            He provided me with a large estate in a gated community. I have an olympic size pool. Do you, carrot-top?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Celtic
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Oct 2007
              • 111

              #36
              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              So you're saying you're a negro yourself? Or..?
              And yes, we usually call negros who convert to Christianity "ex-negros" because as God cursed them -
              God releases them from their bondage.

              Ham, and all his descendants, were cursed for their sins, and without God, no man is free of sin (Psalm 14:1) thus they remain Hamites.
              But in a True Christian however, there is no sin. (1 John 3:6)
              Thus, a Hamite who becomes a True Christian is no longer truly a Hamite-
              As any True Christian is no longer counted as born of a woman, but born of God.
              For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
              Galatians 3:26

              So in answer to your question - Negros can become True Christians, yes.
              Why you need look no further than our very own sister Lateefah.
              Very tolerant.No, I'm afraid I'm very pale and white, I was just wondering. So, after I read this..kg..Uhh..Bible, what do I do to be True Christian?

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              • Buford T Scoggins
                Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2007
                • 911

                #37
                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.
                They get to NOT burn in Hell. And some of the good niggas like Kenneth Blackwell and Clarence Thomas are even allowed to join the Republican Party.
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                - Rush Limbaugh

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                • Celtic
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 111

                  #38
                  Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                  Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
                  They get to NOT burn in Hell. And some of the good niggas like Kenneth Blackwell and Clarence Thomas are even allowed to join the Republican Party.
                  Sounds friendly enough to me. Link to this.. KG summat...Umm..11 something bible please?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                    Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                    Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...

                    Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
                    Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                    Very tolerant.No, I'm afraid I'm very pale and white, I was just wondering. So, after I read this..kg..Uhh..Bible, what do I do to be True Christian?
                    I thought you said you were "bored" by God's favorite forum?

                    You need to stop lying if you want to become a Christian. Why is it thay all you mics tell lies for sport?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Celtic
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 111

                      #40
                      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I thought you said you were "bored" by God's favorite forum?

                      You need to stop lying if you want to become a Christian. Why is it thay all you mics tell lies for sport?
                      You get bored of everything when you're tired. Sowwy.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892

                        #41
                        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                        Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                        Very tolerant.No, I'm afraid I'm very pale and white, I was just wondering. So, after I read this..kg..Uhh..Bible, what do I do to be True Christian?
                        KING JAMES VERSION OF 1611. (ie KJV1611)
                        Easy enough to spell, friend.

                        Read it, you'll find out what it takes!
                        But in short..

                        First,
                        You must acknowledge that you are a filthy sinner who doesn't deserve God's love nor forgiveness and REPENT of all your sins.
                        Then you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour, Redeemer of your sins with His temporary sacrifice and death on the cross -
                        Love and trust in Him with all your heart, never doubting, and obeying all of His commandments as found in the Word of God, the KJV1611.
                        Sincerly ask Jesus to enter into your heart and take over your sin-riddled life! Ask Jesus to SAVE you from yourself!
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Sister Noddy
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1843

                          #42
                          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                          Originally posted by Celtic View Post

                          Hmm. Interesting. Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely - I'm considering going christian.
                          What wonderful news, Falsic ... um ... Celtic! Why just the other night you casually suggested you were bored and would probably be leaving!

                          Psst! They become True Christians™, of course, the same way any heathens who get Saved™ become True Christians™ ; for we are new creatures in GOD!

                          2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                          Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth.


                          Praise!
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Celtic
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 111

                            #43
                            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            KING JAMES VERSION OF 1611. (ie KJV1611)
                            Easy enough to spell, friend.

                            Read it, you'll find out what it takes!
                            But in short..

                            First,
                            You must acknowledge that you are a filthy sinner who doesn't deserve God's love nor forgiveness and REPENT of all your sins.
                            Then you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour, Redeemer of your sins with His temporary sacrifice and death on the cross -
                            Love and trust in Him with all your heart, never doubting, and obeying all of His commandments as found in the Word of God, the KJV1611.
                            Sincerly ask Jesus to enter into your heart and take over your sin-riddled life! Ask Jesus to SAVE you from yourself!

                            Ok, hold on a moment..

                            Jesu, god, whichever one of you bothers to listen, I'm sorry for being a total atheist sinner who doesn't deserve squat. I accept Jesus as my personal savior, from all things homer-like, stupid and un-landover christian. Save meee! I really, really don't want to end up burning painfully.


                            Uhh..Done?

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                            • SalvationSeeker
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3892

                              #44
                              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                              Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                              Ok, hold on a moment..

                              Jesu, god, whichever one of you bothers to listen, I'm sorry for being a total atheist sinner who doesn't deserve squat. I accept Jesus as my personal savior, from all things homer-like, stupid and un-landover christian. Save meee! I really, really don't want to end up burning painfully.

                              Uhh..Done?
                              Since you're not serious and don't actually believe squat you write right now -
                              No.

                              You can't lie to God.
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Celtic
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 111

                                #45
                                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                                What wonderful news, Falsic ... um ... Celtic! Why just the other night you casually suggested you were bored and would probably be leaving!

                                Psst! They become True Christians™, of course, the same way any heathens who get Saved™ become True Christians™ ; for we are new creatures in GOD!

                                2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                                Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth.

                                Praise!

                                What? Am I the only one who gets bored when tired? Sorry anyways. The falsie comment wasn't very nice.
                                -frown-

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