[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Yep. it's always in the news for inventing new and innovative ways to slip on wet rocks. Spare me the wonders of Scotland. As far as I know Scottish Airlines doesn't even have an airplane.

This heathen talks like Scotland is a country. Despite the movie "Braveheart" (William Wallace), the English still rule that land where men wear skirts (because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away). This twerp's hot air could be put to better use causing disturbances with some bagpipes on his own soil.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Uhh..Yay? And Note: Catholic monks copied everything down.

We've been through this. Why did they copy everything into Latin, instead of in the commonly spoken languages of the countries they lived in?

Kiddo, this was long before that. The monks were the only ones who could read or write, kay?

Because they refused to teach anyone else to read or write, because they were terrified that people might read the Holy Bible and realise that the Catholic "Church" is a contemptible collection of complete codswallop!

Tcha! And I'm saying: The germanic peoples destroyed almost every work of literature they could get their filthy hands on. The ancient monks saved what they could, and copied it down even if it offended them.

This is priceless! Are you really trying to claim that the Catholics were valiant defenders of free speech and enemies of censorship?

You mean to tell me that you believe EVERY LITTLE THING that Brother Temperance or Pastor Zeke says as the truth?

HELLO! We're men; she's a woman. What's so hard to understand about that?

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

We've been through this. Why did they copy everything into Latin, instead of in the commonly spoken languages of the countries they lived in?

Because they refused to teach anyone else to read or write, because they were terrified that people might read the Holy Bible and realise that the Catholic "Church" is a contemptible collection of complete codswallop!

This is priceless! Are you really trying to claim that the Catholics were valiant defenders of free speech and enemies of censorship?

HELLO! We're men; she's a woman. What's so hard to understand about that?

Do note: This was after the fall of rome, when the only language was latin. They couldn't teach others to read or write, as the franks or vikings would kill them. They had to live on tiny islands just to survive.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Do note: This was after the fall of rome, when the only language was latin. They couldn't teach others to read or write, as the franks or vikings would kill them. They had to live on tiny islands just to survive.

That's what Brother Temperance was just explaining to you; if the Catholic church had taught the Franks to read and write the Franks would have promptly of killed the Catholic priests for being false Christians.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Do note: This was after the fall of rome, when the only language was latin.

Really? At what point was the only language in the world Latin?

They couldn't teach others to read or write, as the franks or vikings would kill them. They had to live on tiny islands just to survive.

...And they kept on using that excuse right up to 1611. How many vikings were there in 1611?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Do note: This was after the fall of rome, when the only language was latin. They couldn't teach others to read or write, as the franks or vikings would kill them. They had to live on tiny islands just to survive.

The VIKINGS would kill them?

..You went to public school didn't you?
Seeing as you can't even tell vandals and vikings apart!
And the rest of your story is complete BS.. you've made it up.
I mean, "the only language was latin"? "They had to live on tiny islands"?


Only thing you got straight was the fact that Rome fell..
...But you thought it was caused by vikings!


Friend, we're not idiots here.. We know enough history to have a clue, obviously quite unlike you -
Who's got no clue whatsoever, but try to cover it up by making up dumb stories.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

HELLO! We're men; she's a woman. What's so hard to understand about that?

First of all, not all men are intelligent and honest. Charlie Manson, David Koresh, Jim Jones and John Wayne Gacy were dishonest psycho freaks, but they were still MEN.

I know that you and Pastor Zeke are Christians and that sister Mary Maria is a follower in the church. BUT my question to her was that wasn't there ANYTHING that either one of you said that she didn't agree with. This is not a naughty, rebellious, heathen attitude, coming from me. It was just a question. My mother went to church too and was a follower. She read her Bible and claimed to be saved, YET she didn't always agree 100% with what the pastor said.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

First of all, not all men are intelligent and honest. Charlie Manson, David Koresh, Jim Jones and John Wayne Gacy were dishonest psycho freaks, but they were still MEN.

I know that you and Pastor Zeke are Christians and that sister Mary Maria is a follower in the church. BUT my question to her was that wasn't there ANYTHING that either one of you said that she didn't agree with. This is not a naughty, rebellious, heathen attitude, coming from me. It was just a question. My mother went to church too and was a follower. She read her Bible and claimed to be saved, YET she didn't always agree 100% with what the pastor said.

What's with the annoying font? I fixed it in the quote to make it less annoying. It seems like every time I see someone do something "different" with their font, it's because their words contain nothing substantial to make them stand out.
Anyway, your mother didn't go to a real church, and likely didn't read the real Bible as True Christians(tm) raise True Christians(tm), and you would be a great shame to any True Christian(tm) parent.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

What's with the annoying font? I fixed it in the quote to make it less annoying. It seems like every time I see someone do something "different" with their font, it's because their words contain nothing substantial to make them stand out.
Anyway, your mother didn't go to a real church, and likely didn't read the real Bible as True Christians™ raise True Christians™, and you would be a great shame to any True Christian™ parent.

Annoying font? At least it remains the same color as everyone elses. My writing is not huge at all. Excuse me for making the writing look one grade larger than normal and of a prettier style of font.

How would you know that I would be a shameful child? You do not know me personally. But I'm pretty sure that I know about you. You are a sheep; a clone; a follower. If a church member told you to drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid because God wanted you too, I fear that you would sadly obey.

Your picture looks more real than the Paris Hilton/Pamela Anderson wannabes here (no offense ladies). You look more like the "devout" Christian. Their pics look like the painted ladies that my mother's pennycostal church referred to as cheap dime store hookers. Again, no offense ladies. I think your pics are beautiful, but the pennycostal church would hate it. Sister Mary Maria plays more of the wholesome part here.

You frighten me, Sister Mary Maria. It's people like you and Brother Temperance who take this parody of a harsh religion totally to heart. It is stated only that the LBC is a parody. In other words, nothing that they say or do should be taken all seriously, for they are half joking most of the time. They are mostly making fun and play acting. For that is what a parody is...correct? It's not 100% true. But you take it all to be the truth. It's a little lamb like you who will listen to any ridiculous line they (or anybody else) will tell you. (They could be joking for all you know). And your little, naive, country bumpkin behind will harm yourself or others just to please the church. That's what frightens me.

As for my mother....nothing you say about me or her will insult me. I know her church sucked in the worst way. They were all bible bashing, hypocrite pennycostals. They were confused dimwits, just like yourself. But you are not pennycostal...just a naive little Baptist. My mother read the same Bible as you all did too. It was just interpreted slightly different.

Call me all the names you want. I don't care. I know that if someone told me to give all my money to the church, while I went hungry, or to sacrifice my life to Jesus, because suicide is the best, I would know that they are full of s&^%. However, it is sad that I cannot say the same for you.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

divine revelation ????

That is NOT the words I used. I used the word DIVINE REVELATION. However, when I wrote the words, it came up "divine revelation" as soon as it was submitted.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

divine revelation ????

That is NOT the words I used. I used the word DIVINE REVELATION. However, when I wrote the words, it came up "divine revelation" as soon as it was submitted.

Ummmm.....well, so far I can't quite understand the problem. Maybe you need to go on moderation for a day or two and get the crack out of your system.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Blah blah blah. Sinful blather. Yippetty yap. Blah blah blah.

Our church is as serious as God's Holy Word and the threat of the fiery pits of Hell! God's Word is as real today as it was 2000 years ago, as it was 6000 years ago at the beginning of time. There are many who lie to try and discredit us, and it seems you are one of them. There is a reason we call your kind LIEberals here. The truth is as foreign to you as reason and logic are to an evilutionist.
I would also appreciate it if you'd stop lusting after my picture. I am a happily married woman and it makes me very uncomfortable.
Finally, did your mother read the King James Bible? If not, she didn't read the same Bible as we do. Even if she did, she made a huge mistake in "interpreting" it. There is nothing to interpret in the Bible. God didn't make some sort of puzzle for humanity to try and figure out. He wrote a plain-spoken book that literally means everything it says.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Our church is as serious as God's Holy Word and the threat of the fiery pits of Hell! God's Word is as real today as it was 2000 years ago, as it was 6000 years ago at the beginning of time. There are many who lie to try and discredit us, and it seems you are one of them. There is a reason we call your kind LIEberals here. The truth is as foreign to you as reason and logic are to an evilutionist.
I would also appreciate it if you'd stop lusting after my picture. I am a happily married woman and it makes me very uncomfortable.
Finally, did your mother read the King James Bible? If not, she didn't read the same Bible as we do. Even if she did, she made a huge mistake in "interpreting" it. There is nothing to interpret in the Bible. God didn't make some sort of puzzle for humanity to try and figure out. He wrote a plain-spoken book that literally means everything it says.

lusting after your picture...don't flatter yourself. I'm straight. I do not wish to argue w/you.

[Seeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Judas Priest! Just when I thought I was mouthy. Chattycathy

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

lusting after your picture...don't flatter yourself. I'm straight. I do not wish to argue w/you.

Friend,

You are welcome to post to this forum but this attempt to debauch yourself on Sister Mary Maria is unacceptable. Jesus has shown us your' thespians' "method" so look elsewhere for a leg scissor partner.