[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Friend,

You are welcome to post to this forum but this attempt to debauch yourself on Sister Mary Maria is unacceptable. Jesus has shown us your' thespians' "method" so look elsewhere for a leg scissor partner.

Please don't manipulate your congregation by bringing Jesus into this. If Jesus truly spoke unto you, Brother, he would tell you the truth...that I am not a lesbian, nor have I ever tried such a thing. I am not lesbo, nor have I ever had ANY sexual feelings for women. FYI, I also am not into black men or other non-white men either. My husband is white. And I have a monogamous relationship with him. We have been married for over 5 years now.

I did not call Sister Mary Maria beautiful. I did not even come close. I said that she looked more wholesome (more church-like). Meaning that, because she doesn't wear make-up or bleach her hair. Nor does she wear a sleeveless dress in her picture, like the other pictures of the women on this message board. Making an obvious observation, does not make me lesbo. I was just pointing out that she looked more like the women who attended my mother's church, years ago. I was told that wearing make-up and sexy dresses were a sin. Nothing against the women in this church who wish to dress that way though. That was just what I was taught as a child.

That leg scissor comment you made was uncalled for too, Pastor. Just as much as anything I said to Sister Mary Maria. She accused me of gawking at her with lust, (which is NOT so), because she felt threatened because I insulted her, and she was looking for a come-back.

Now if you think that I said things to her which was uncalled for, I am truly sorry. But she is no better. Funny how this young married woman has all the time in the world to want to pick an online fight with a non-LBC member like me, when she should be baking pies for her husband and making babies...(soldiers who will later fight for Christ). She should be catering to her husband instead of wanting to preach the Gospel to me. I mean, isn't that a man's job?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

First of all, not all men are intelligent and honest. Charlie Manson, David Koresh, Jim Jones and John Wayne Gacy were dishonest psycho freaks, but they were still MEN.

Yes, they were dishonest psycho freaks, but they were also a good deal smarter than you are. You could learn a lot from Jim Jones!

How would you know that I would be a shameful child?

Because children that aren't shameful don't backsass! Or sassback!

You do not know me personally. But I'm pretty sure that I know about you.

Oh, double standards, eh?

You are a sheep; a clone; a follower. If a church member told you to drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid because God wanted you too, I fear that you would sadly obey.

What? Are you saying that if GOD wanted you to drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid, you wouldn't? What's wrong with you?

Lesbian pennycostal yammering snipped...

Call me all the names you want. I don't care. I know that if someone told me to give all my money to the church, while I went hungry, or to sacrifice my life to Jesus, because suicide is the best, I would know that they are full of s&^%. However, it is sad that I cannot say the same for you.

It is said that you have no FAITH! Have you ever even read the Bible? Do you remember the poor widow from Luke 21:1-4?

Please don't manipulate your congregation by bringing Jesus into this.

Friend, GOD is omnipotent. That means we don't have to bring Jesus into this, He is already here.

If Jesus truly spoke unto you, Brother, he would tell you the truth...that I am not a lesbian, nor have I ever tried such a thing. I am not lesbo, nor have I ever had ANY sexual feelings for women. FYI, I also am not into black men or other non-white men either.

Oh, so you're a racist now?

That leg scissor comment you made was uncalled for too, Pastor. Just as much as anything I said to Sister Mary Maria. She accused me of gawking at her with lust, (which is NOT so), because she felt threatened because I insulted her, and she was looking for a come-back.

Friend, one more lesbonic reference to Sister Mary "coming" and you'll be banned for life!

Now if you think that I said things to her which was uncalled for, I am truly sorry. But she is no better.

Yes she is. She's a lot better than you. She's not going to Hell, for one thing.

Funny how this young married woman has all the time in the world to want to pick an online fight with a non-LBC member like me, when she should be baking pies for her husband and making babies...(soldiers who will later fight for Christ). She should be catering to her husband instead of wanting to preach the Gospel to me. I mean, isn't that a man's job?

First of all, who's picking fights? Who came to whose forum? Second of all, I am 100% sure that Sister Mary has baked all the pies she needs to for the day, and she can hardly make babies while her husband is out at work now can she? Preaching the Gospel to men is a man's job, but when it comes to female retarteds I'd say it's possible for a woman to do it without getting ideas above her station.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Funny how this young married woman has all the time in the world to want to pick an online fight with a non-LBC member like me, when she should be baking pies for her husband and making babies...(soldiers who will later fight for Christ). She should be catering to her husband instead of wanting to preach the Gospel to me. I mean, isn't that a man's job?

It's called "multi-tasking" and sometimes I don't even have to do that. How many pies do you think I bake on a daily basis? For your information, I make two. A decoy for the kitchen window, and one for my husband, Mr. Whitford. Today's pie was huckleberry, and he found it very delicious, thank you very much. As for making babies for Jesus, for crying out loud, unlike unsaved trollops like yourself, we have self-control and aren't pawing at each other 12 hours out of every day! Not that it's any of your business, but I submit to my wifely duty once or twice a month, when I am most likely to conceive. My husband's former life was consumed by lust, so he knows it's best to limit when we join.
My husband is also very successful in his business, so we have a maid who does the cleaning, a gardener for to take care of our grounds, and a cook who handles all kitchen duties other than the pies Mr. Whitford tells me I must bake to help remind me of my place.
While he's at work, I spend much of my day studying the Bible lessons he gives me the previous evening, and working on the report I have to write each week showing I remember and understand everything he has taught me.
This still leaves me plenty of time for witnessing, and as everyone I know is saved (except my family, who are papal cultists doomed to Hell), I'm allowed to come here during my free time and witness to the unsaved trash who insist on coming to this forum to persecute us.
That includes preaching the Gospel to the likes of you, something God commands all of us to do. I just can't be an actual preacher with a congregation. I am allowed to witness, rebuke, and stand on a corner in Des Moines shouting of God's love to the passers-by and passing out tracts.

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

It's called "multi-tasking" and sometimes I don't even have to do that. How many pies do you think I bake on a daily basis? For your information, I make two. A decoy for the kitchen window, and one for my husband, Mr. Whitford. Today's pie was huckleberry, and he found it very delicious, thank you very much. As for making babies for Jesus, for crying out loud, unlike unsaved trollops like yourself, we have self-control and aren't pawing at each other 12 hours out of every day! Not that it's any of your business, but I submit to my wifely duty once or twice a month, when I am most likely to conceive. My husband's former life was consumed by lust, so he knows it's best to limit when we join.
My husband is also very successful in his business, so we have a maid who does the cleaning, a gardener for to take care of our grounds, and a cook who handles all kitchen duties other than the pies Mr. Whitford tells me I must bake to help remind me of my place.
While he's at work, I spend much of my day studying the Bible lessons he gives me the previous evening, and working on the report I have to write each week showing I remember and understand everything he has taught me.
This still leaves me plenty of time for witnessing, and as everyone I know is saved (except my family, who are papal cultists doomed to Hell), I'm allowed to come here during my free time and witness to the unsaved trash who insist on coming to this forum to persecute us.
That includes preaching the Gospel to the likes of you, something God commands all of us to do. I just can't be an actual preacher with a congregation. I am allowed to witness, rebuke, and stand on a corner in Des Moines shouting of God's love to the passers-by and passing out tracts.

What do you do to those walking and reading Harry Potter?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

What do you do to those walking and reading Harry Potter?

I wait for them to walk into a light post or (preferably) into traffic.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Look here, I'm not saying that I agree with Celtic, but surely if someone else is of a different faith, that is their problem, not ours. Who cares if they are going to burn in hell? We aren't and that's what matters!
PS - I'm a fan of the Harry Potter book, I don't see what is wrong with someone using their imagination to increase global literacy rates.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Look here, I'm not saying that I agree with Celtic, but surely if someone else is of a different faith, that is their problem, not ours. Who cares if they are going to burn in hell? We aren't and that's what matters!
PS - I'm a fan of the Harry Potter book, I don't see what is wrong with someone using their imagination to increase global literacy rates.

And just because YOU don't "see what is wrong", then that makes it okay, right?

By the way, queers use the exact same argument. And those Iraqui terrorists who assisted Saddam Hussein and his son Obama to attack America on 9/11, well THEY didn't see anything wrong with that either. Is that your goal here friend? To defend terrorists?

The Harry Potter series is one the greatest evils ever to befall the world. Our Godly church has been battling the Harry Potter demons for years!

Do not try and trivialize such a serious issue.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Friend,

You are welcome to post to this forum but this attempt to debauch yourself on Sister Mary Maria is unacceptable. Jesus has shown us your' thespians' "method" so look elsewhere for a leg scissor partner.

And don't go lusting after Bobby-Joe's white horse either. Or any of the LBC "flock" (hint: they're not sheep).

Focus on the Bible, and keep your thoughts pure,
Buford

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Look here, I'm not saying that I agree with Celtic, but surely if someone else is of a different faith, that is their problem, not ours. Who cares if they are going to burn in hell? We aren't and that's what matters!

We aren't, but you are for condoning witchcraft. And for your lack of Christian compassion. Where is your Christian love for the Hellbound Mudslime and Popish scum? Do you not know that we are commanded to love our neighbours?

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

And just because YOU don't "see what is wrong", then that makes it okay, right? ...

Hey hey hey, sorry to get you angry, don't get me wrong, I also think gays should be burnt at the stake (high 5?)!
Also, the only effect the harry Potter books had on me was the expansion of my vocabulary, just like most other well - written books. What ever happened to the "know thy enemy" theory? :/

PS - What is the pink name of mine about, and what does the "Under Investigation" tag mean? (I'm new here)

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Hey hey hey, sorry to get you angry, don't get me wrong, I also think gays should be burnt at the stake (high 5?)!
Also, the only effect the harry Potter books had on me was the expansion of my vocabulary, just like most other well - written books. What ever happened to the "know thy enemy" theory? :/

PS - What is the pink name of mine about, and what does the "Under Investigation" tag mean? (I'm new here)

It's what everyone gets when they're new.

[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Yes, they were dishonest psycho freaks, but they were also a good deal smarter than you are. You could learn a lot from Jim Jones!
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Because children that aren't shameful don't backsass! Or sassback!
Oh, double standards, eh?
What? Are you saying that if GOD wanted you to drink cyanide laced Kool-Aid, you wouldn't? What's wrong with you?

It is said that you have no FAITH! Have you ever even read the Bible? Do you remember the poor widow from Luke 21:1-4?
Friend, GOD is omnipotent. That means we don't have to bring Jesus into this, He is already here.
Oh, so you're a racist now?
Friend, one more lesbonic reference to Sister Mary "coming" and you'll be banned for life!
Yes she is. She's a lot better than you. She's not going to Hell, for one thing.

First of all, who's picking fights? Who came to whose forum? Second of all, I am 100% sure that Sister Mary has baked all the pies she needs to for the day, and she can hardly make babies while her husband is out at work now can she? Preaching the Gospel to men is a man's job, but when it comes to female retarteds I'd say it's possible for a woman to do it without getting ideas above her station.

Don't have much time to argue today....for I am busy with more positive things going on here.

First off, there is NO lesbonic references EVER said to another female here. Sounds like your mind is in the gutter, Brother. Which doesn't surprise me. Most radical religious people are usually talking about the evils of sex and they misinterpret EVERYTHING to be some sort of sexual innuendo. Sex is so dark, dirty and evil, yet they talk about it all the time....

And, anyone who tells me to kill or be killed for God; that isn't God speaking. It is a false prophet. Didn't you learn that from 9/11, or does something as horrible as a terrorist attack have to happen in the UK for you to understand? I can only hope that you will never have to experience what the people in NYC had went through on 9/11.

And third, I am not racist. My nephew has a son and daughter who are black. And I have many black friends. Nothing personal, I just never found the black male attractive...dating or marrying wise. Just like most men don't find obese women attractive.

I feel the same way about black men as I do about women. I have had good, platonic friendships with them; nothing else. To accuse me of being racist just because I am not married to a black man is about as asinine as you accusing me of being a misogynist because I am not a lesbian. I only stated that my husband was white, because normally older conservative, religious men who hate homosexuality usually frown upon interracial marriages too. They just don't talk about it as much, since interracial marriages are becoming more accepted, as time goes on.

Hope that answers your questions, comments and concerns. I'd say more, but I things to do....like, go to work.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

It means the DOF is running a background check on you, to make sure you aren't a homosexual, Freemason, terrorist sleeper cell, etc. Everyone here is considered to be unsaved filth until proven otherwise.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Hey hey hey, sorry to get you angry, don't get me wrong, I also think gays should be burnt at the stake (high 5?)!
Also, the only effect the harry Potter books had on me was the expansion of my vocabulary, just like most other well - written books. What ever happened to the "know thy enemy" theory? :/

PS - What is the pink name of mine about, and what does the "Under Investigation" tag mean? (I'm new here)

What's the deal with your username, hairy-potty guy?

So much for the expansion of your own vocabulary, since you can't spell your own name properly ...

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Haha, a friend of mine sent that to me in MSN when I showed him the new iPods, and it stuck!

PS - Thanks Mrs. Templeton for explaining! At least my account won't get deactivated! 