[Sister Noddy]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Haha, a friend of mine sent that to me in MSN when I showed him the new iPods, and it stuck!

PS - Thanks Mrs. Templeton for explaining! At least my account won't get deactivated! ?

Well at least you have a sense of humor, because you are going to need it here on Landover, Jesus' favorite True Christian™ forum!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I just never found the black male attractive...dating or marrying wise. Just like most men don't find obese women attractive.

Fortunately, as with fatness, people can overcome being Nigras. All it takes is some good old fashioned hard work, self-discipline, and Jesus.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

And third, I am not racist. My nephew has a son and daughter who are black. And I have many black friends. Nothing personal, I just never found the black male attractive...dating or marrying wise. Just like most men don't find obese women attractive.

Oh come on..
Why don't you spell it out, you racist:
You believe in evilution and think blacks and monkeys = the same thing.

And why does everyone say "oh, but I have black friends" since it's almost always not true?
Myself, I have NO black friends whatsoever, I'll readily admit that and I'm proud of it - as I'm proud I'm not friend with anyone who is unsaved.
But naturally there are several ex-negros who'm I'd count as friends, with Remy and Lateefah being two of them.

In any case, stop making excuses and just admit the truth: You are an unsaved and blatant racist in desperate need of Jesus Christ!
You see.. we want to help you here, but we can't unless you admit that you have a problem.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Also, the only effect the harry Potter books had on me was the expansion of my vocabulary, just like most other well - written books. What ever happened to the "know thy enemy" theory? :/

Where in the Bible are we commanded to know our enemies?

PS - What is the pink name of mine about, and what does the "Under Investigation" tag mean? (I'm new here)

Are you really genuinely incapable of understanding what the words "under investigation" mean? Sounds like someone seriously needs to expand their vocabulary.

Don't have much time to argue today....for I am busy with more positive things going on here.

HIV?

First off, there is NO lesbonic references EVER said to another female here.

Ha! Someone's obviously never read a single one of Van Bedspring's posts.

Sounds like your mind is in the gutter, Brother. Which doesn't surprise me. Most radical religious people are usually talking about the evils of sex and they misinterpret EVERYTHING to be some sort of sexual innuendo. Sex is so dark, dirty and evil, yet they talk about it all the time....

Of course! How else are we supposed to keep nubile young innocents out of Satan's warm, moist embrace without warning them properly about sin? We're not liberals or Norwegians, you know!

And, anyone who tells me to kill or be killed for God; that isn't God speaking. It is a false prophet. Didn't you learn that from 9/11, or does something as horrible as a terrorist attack have to happen in the UK for you to understand?

Didn't you learn anything at all, where GOD REPEATEDLY ORDERS PEOPLE TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE IN HIS NAME? Go back and read 1 Samuel 15, you backwards wench!

I can only hope that you will never have to experience what the people in NYC had went through on 9/11.

Bah! We had drunken Irishers attempting to blow us up on the orders of the Pope back when Barack Osama and his muslim clan were still living in mud huts. Of course, they're still living in mud huts, but you know what I mean.

Nothing personal, I just never found the black male attractive...dating or marrying wise. Just like most men don't find obese women attractive.

And just like you never found white or yellow males attractive either. Leave poor Sister Mary alone!

I only stated that my husband was white, because normally older conservative, religious men who hate homosexuality usually frown upon interracial marriages too. They just don't talk about it as much, since interracial marriages are becoming more accepted, as time goes on.

Are you calling us hypocrites? We talk about the things society accepts just as much as we discuss the things society doesn't, if not more. Although there's not much modern society won't accept, it seems.

I'd say more, but I things to do....like, go to work.

I hope that's not a reference to working outside the home.

PS - Thanks Mrs. Templeton for explaining! At least my account won't get deactivated!

I wouldn't speak so soon if I were you. As yet, we have no hard proof that you're not a homosexual Stalinist Freemason.

And why does everyone say "oh, but I have black friends" since it's almost always not true?
Myself, I have NO black friends whatsoever, I'll readily admit that and I'm proud of it - as I'm proud I'm not friend with anyone who is unsaved.

I used to be friends with an Iranian once, but I gave all that nonsense up when I got Jesus. Hallelujah!

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Brother Temperance, I must commend you on your posts, not only are they true, but you examine individual arguments separately. Something which is rarely found today, as people tend to amalgamte various arguments into one, and in the end don't know what they are talking about or how any of it even began.

About the know thy enemy thing, I just find it important to know what it is that you are supposed to dislike. I see it as raising a child to be prejudiced; once they reach the age of prejudicial consciousness, they will be prejudiced, but they will not know why. They will only know what they have been told, but not have had any practice in real life themselves (like learning to become a doctor purely from books, and no experiments).

As for the "under investigation" tag question, it is just that on all the other forums I have registered on, I have never had that tag, and I did not know if it was a real investigation of simply a beginner's title.

Sister Noddy, thank you for your appreciation of my humour, at least someone finds me funny!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

It means the DOF is running a background check on you, to make sure you aren't a homosexual, Freemason, terrorist sleeper cell, etc. Everyone here is considered to be unsaved filth until proven otherwise.

In addition to passing the background check, you can also show your faith with good deeds, such as tithing, emailing death threats to faggots, slitting the tires in the parking lot of your local abortion clinic, etc. Remember, Jesus is watching, and you want to make a good impression.

Hallelujah!
Buford

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

In addition to passing the background check, you can...

Well, as luck would have it, i know no fags, do not live near an abortion clinic.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Brother Temperance, I must commend you on your posts, not only are they true, but you examine individual arguments separately. Something which is rarely found today, as people tend to amalgamte various arguments into one, and in the end don't know what they are talking about or how any of it even began.

I must say, for someone named lol_is_teh_secks, you seem remarkably civilised yourself. If only we could teach Van Hellthing or Lilith to post at your standards.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Why thank you, I do find well-spokeness very important in life, especially when giving an impression to someone. The last thing I want to look like is a pleb!

[Talitha]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Well, as luck would have it, i know no fags, do not live near an abortion clinic.

Now, how do you know that for sure?

I'd smash all of your neighbors windows just in case they are performing Abortions in their Kitchens or having Sodomite Sex in their bedrooms behind closed Curtains.

You never know

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Now, how do you know that for sure?

I'd smash all of your neighbors windows just in case they are performing Abortions in their Kitchens or having Sodomite Sex in their bedrooms behind closed Curtains.

You never know

Any darkies live in your neighborhood? Burning a cross on their lawn would make God look favorably upon you.

Don't forget to target drug stores that sell tampons, condoms and birth control pills. Those evil devices came straight from Satan's factories. And any bookstores in the neighborhood that sell pornography like Playboy should be firebombed.

We hope to see you in church this Sunday.

YIC,
Buford

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Buford, although your passion for Jesus is to be commendable:
Calm down there, Jesus says we must obey secular law, and that means = No firebombing, burning crosses, or phosgene gas.
Trust the evil legislators to persecute us and not truly grant us religious freedom. Lieberal jerks.


We have ample legal alternatives however, such as a blockade.
Simply park in front of such stores with signs, bulhorns and car-mounted speakers, spreading the message of Jesus Christ.
Tell everyone who dare visit the store they're going straight to hell, hand them chicktracts and quote the Bible. Preach at the top of your lungs.
No doubt the owners of those stores will want you to leave, but nobody's leaving until they pull satan's products from the shelves.
They have only two options here, either pull the products or watch their sinful customers disappear.. off to church most likely.
Praise God!

And the way I understand it, you're really good at this kind of thing too.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

I'm afraid you won't be seeing me in church this Sunday...
That is of course, unless you have the ability to see across continents! :p

--
Reality is only skin-deep...

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Also, I don't think I'd set fire to my local pharmacist for the folllowing reasons:
a) They sell medicines which do people (including myself) good (not ALL medicines are evil :p)
b) I don't believe in denying those who wish to carry out abortion their wish. Getting rid of the contraceptives would simply cause an increase in births, which aside from being a tremendous strain on our pathetic government, would not teach them that contraception is wrong. I would let them use contraceptives, but I'd probably kill them slowly or maim them for using them. That is more of a deterrent than simply making condoms and pills vanish, am I right?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

Also, I don't think I'd set fire to my local pharmacist for the folllowing reasons:
a) They sell medicines which do people (including myself) good (not ALL medicines are evil :p)

ALL secular "medicines" are ungodly. Period.

b) I don't believe in denying those who wish to carry out abortion their wish. Getting rid of the contraceptives would simply cause an increase in births, which aside from being a tremendous strain on our pathetic government, would not teach them that contraception is wrong. I would let them use contraceptives, but I'd probably kill them slowly or maim them for using them. That is more of a deterrent than simply making condoms and pills vanish, am I right?

No, you're an idiot and a mocker of God.
Make an actual post or get thee hence.