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  • James Norrington
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2007
    • 11

    #181
    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p

    Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #182
      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

      Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
      What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p
      A show where a fat negress sow instructs empty-headed women what to think. Mrs. Strange Folk is making unprovoked personal attacks, and there's no need for that.
      Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!
      That's Pastor Ezekiel to you, you addle-headed Communist!

      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


      Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
      23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
      24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

      Jesus Himself explicitly compares the relationship between husband and wife to the relationship between Jesus and man. We didn't write the Bible, He did.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #183
        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

        Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
        What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p

        Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!
        My name is PASTOR Ezekiel friend, and my admonition comes from scripture.

        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        1 Corinthians 14:34-36
        Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

        Ephesians 5:22-24
        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

        Colossians 3:18
        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

        1 Timothy 2:11-15
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

        1 Peter 3:1
        Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


        Have you ever even opened a Bible? I hope you are'nt another queer goth, are you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911

          #184
          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

          Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
          Sure they are a fine organization....ignoring the fact they lynched many African Americans and burned crosses in front of their houses.
          There you go again, smearing the KKK based on nothing but rumors and lies spread by liberals. First of all, the KKK never lynched African Americans, only negras. Secondly, it was only uppity negras who committed crimes like robbery, sitting at the front of the bus and lusting after white women. As for burning crosses, what's wrong with having a little Saturday night bonfire and barbecue - why they even shared their marshmallows and hot dogs with the darkies!

          You really need to get your facts straight!

          praying for you,
          Buford
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • Joh
            Unsaved Spear Chucker Trash
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 50

            #185
            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

            Originally posted by Celtic View Post
            Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...

            Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.

            In case you didn't notice, they're not True Christians.

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #186
              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

              Originally posted by Joh View Post
              In case you didn't notice, they're not True Christians.
              Oh look everybody, Joh says we're not true Christians! That must make it true!


              And I mean, he has never talked out of his ass here before..
              Once again Joh, chapter and verse. Your OPINIONS of what a Christian is doesn't count, only the Word of God does.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • funkyfresh130
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2007
                • 3

                #187
                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                it's called bigotry. sick bigotry. if i were one of you, i wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #188
                  Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                  Originally posted by funkyfresh130 View Post
                  it's called bigotry. sick bigotry. if i were one of you, i wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror.
                  Bigotry?
                  Pray tell, how is Christ's loving message of Salvation (for a few) bigotry?
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #189
                    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                    Originally posted by funkyfresh130 View Post
                    it's called bigotry. sick bigotry. if i were one of you, i wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror.
                    You're overreacting. All we've been saying is that homosexuals, Muslims and others who don't follow the correct path to salvation (as spelled out in the King James Bible) will be condemned to Hell for all eternity. And now you're getting all excited, jumping up and down yelling "bigot." You should take a look at yourself - you're all over us like niggers at a Wal-Mart looting. How dare you call us "bigots?"

                    YIC,
                    Buford
                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                    - Rush Limbaugh

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #190
                      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                      See I think saying that someone came from a monkey is bigotry -- I mean how degrading is that? True Christians(tm) kindly inform everyone that they were designed *by God*, a loving Creator(tm)! Even though we are from a different mould than say a monkey or a negro, it doesn't mean that Jesus doesn't want us to spread the word to them! I am truly at a loss for words -- logic apparently doesn't apply to people who are blinded to the Truth(r)!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #191
                        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                        Originally posted by funkyfresh130 View Post
                        it's called bigotry. sick bigotry. if i were one of you, i wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror.
                        The false doctrine of Darwinism and its discredited "theory of evilution" is the most racist construct in history. Darwin makes Hitler look like a limp-wristed pansy. Just take a look at THIS!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Viking
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 69

                          #192
                          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                          HA! I am SO going to hell. piffle that, I'd rather have a cool life here, and then go to hell to have a good time with my music idol, jimmi hendrix.


                          If God is truly how you people say, then I don't want to deal with him.
                          Last edited by Miss Maisie; 12-06-2007, 10:13 AM. Reason: Fixed unGodly grammar

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                          • imback
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 86

                            #193
                            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                            It must be so lonely in your head.
                            Why are there other people or voices in your head?

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                            • Miss Maisie
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1189

                              #194
                              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                              Originally posted by Viking View Post
                              HA! I am SO going to hell. piffle that, I'd rather have a cool life here, and then go to hell to have a good time with my music idol, jimmi hendrix.
                              A cool time is what y'all definitely will not have, honey. Last I heard it's pretty hot down there in hell. Do you think the devil will give you special treatment just because y'all worship him? He don't like anyone, honey. He won't treat you no better than all the other poor souls like false christians and boodists. He'll make sure y'all suffer equally down there with him. If you want a 'cool' time, you'd better get right with the Lord.

                              If God is truly how you people say, then I don't want to deal with Him.
                              So y'all would prefer eternal torment? Honey, Jesus must have a plan for you, you're here not so maybe this is your chance to get Saved®! Praise!
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                              • Viking
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 69

                                #195
                                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                                Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                                A cool time is what y'all definitely will not have, honey. Last I heard it's pretty hot down there in hell. Do you think the devil will give you special treatment just because y'all worship him? He don't like anyone, honey. He won't treat you no better than all the other poor souls like false christians and boodists. He'll make sure y'all suffer equally down there with him. If you want a 'cool' time, you'd better get right with the Lord.

                                So y'all would prefer eternal torment? Honey, Jesus must have a plan for you, you're here not so maybe this is your chance to get Saved®! Praise!
                                how do you know he doesnt like anyone? do you know him? i dont think that any place in the universe or in your mythology there can be more suffering than on earth. thats why i dont fear hell.

                                "If you want a 'cool' time, you'd better get right with the Lord."

                                what do you define as 'cool time'? floating around in clouds, knowing that when you lived you did nothing interesting or outstanding because all your time was wasted in "religion, religion, religion, being saved, being saved"

                                i thank you for not being hostile to me, neither i intend to be hostile in any sense with this point. im only giving my humble point of view, which is, why be afraid of hell? its just like earth, but warmer, without winter, but it cannot hold more suffering that which there is in this place.

                                aside from that, who here can prove me, from personal experience (not from the bible, cause that is just a book), that hell is in fact a place of desolation and suffering? who has ever thought that jesus meant that this was hell, but we were stubborn and didnt get it?

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