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  • DenmarkFTW
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 5
    #1

    8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    8 reasons why GOD LOVES Denmark!
    <--- THIS IS OUR FLAG!! I am retarded!!


    1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)

    2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry, ^^ so YAY FOR DENMARK!!! MUAHAHA!

    3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!

    4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!

    5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!

    6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD

    7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!

    8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,





    - I'm so glad i'm going to hell, WE HAVE STRIPPERS!!! xD and the fire down there, i'v heard its more like a cosy bonfire, xD cannot wait, (and let's face it, hell have been renewed since then,) ØL, FISSE, OG HORNMUSIK!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



    - DENMARKFTW!!!! WE LOVE YOU DENMARK! Olé!!






    - Beside i'm Wiccan!
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    • Dirk
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1425
      #2
      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

      Why are you so angry?

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        • WinnerNotSinner
          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 951
          #3
          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

          Where is the scripture? How do you expect anyone to take you seriously if you don't have any REAL evidence for your listed reasons?
          6
          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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            • DenmarkFTW
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2010
              • 5
              #4
              Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

              give me one reason not to? ..

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                • WinnerNotSinner
                  Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 951
                  #5
                  Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                  Originally posted by DenmarkFTW View Post
                  give me one reason not to? ..
                  Sorry... are you talking to Brother Dirk or I?

                  Either way that question doesn't make any sense.
                  6
                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • DenmarkFTW
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 5
                      #6
                      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                      Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                      Where is the scripture? How do you expect anyone to take you seriously if you don't have any REAL evidence for your listed reasons?

                      dude, go google it if u want prove, google is your friend, or eaven better: http://tinyurl.com/34s6997

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                        • Mark Christ
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 84
                          #7
                          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                          @ DenmarkFTW I see you are cut/pasting this in several threads so I will answer here as well.
                          1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
                          Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

                          2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
                          Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.
                          3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
                          More sinful is what you mean.

                          4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
                          It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.
                          5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
                          Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

                          6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
                          God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

                          7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
                          Huh?

                          8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
                          Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

                          Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076
                              #8
                              Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                              Originally posted by DenmarkFTW View Post
                              1. We had the Vikings!
                              So why'd they give up on you and move to Minnesota?

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                                • Bobby-Joe
                                  Landover Security Superviser
                                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 18405
                                  #9
                                  Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                  So why'd they give up on you and move to Minnesota?
                                  Probably because of the Danes obsession over that sissy sport called soccer the Vikings moved to Minneapolis.

                                  Please compare the two pictures.
                                  One is an AMERICAN Minnesota Viking, the other a Danish National Soccer Team player. Who is more mainly is clear enough.
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                                    • biza the godmocker
                                      Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 80
                                      #10
                                      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                      A: He's right everywhere
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                                        • Marshall
                                          Righteous and Patriotic
                                          Highest body count at the VFW
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 3322
                                          #11
                                          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                          If God loved Denmark He would have made Denmark in America instead of in Eurabia where everything is gay and people speak with a foreign accent instead of like normal people.
                                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78552
                                              #12
                                              Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                                              If God loved Denmark He would have made Denmark in America instead of in Eurabia where everything is gay and people speak with a foreign accent instead of like normal people.
                                              Amen to that Brother. I tell that to all the godless foreigners I encounter in my missionary work. They all want to claim that God loves them as much as He loves America and that's just nonsense.

                                              2 Samuel 22:21
                                              The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
                                              The United States of America is the greatest, most powerful nation on earth. Proof positive that Jesus smiles upon us every day, and prefers us to all other countries.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • biza the godmocker
                                                  Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                  • 80
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                  Amen to that Brother. I tell that to all the godless foreigners I encounter in my missionary work. They all want to claim that God loves them as much as He loves America and that's just nonsense.



                                                  The United States of America is the greatest, most powerful nation on earth. Proof positive that Jesus smiles upon us every day, and prefers us to all other countries.
                                                  USA is the fattest country in the world!
                                                  McDonalds, KFC, Burger King and many more things that you American's eat too much of!

                                                  I would never leave Denmark just to go to America since i may get fat :/

                                                  In USA you can't walk alone in the city at night since it's a 95% that someone will rob or rape you
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                                                    • Dirk
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 1425
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                                      Originally posted by biza the godmocker View Post
                                                      In USA you can't walk alone in the city at night since it's a 95% that someone will rob or rape you
                                                      Just live in a white area and your problems are solved!

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                                                        • biza the godmocker
                                                          Unsaved trash, Godmocking foreigner
                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                          • 80
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA

                                                          Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                                                          Just live in a white area and your problems are solved!
                                                          What's a white area?
                                                          This space reserved for Scripture -- Admin

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