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  • convertordie
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 11

    #1

    Atheist Retard.

    I once had the misfortune to talk with an atheist once outside my church. [INDENT]He attempted to destroy my faith and despite my overwhelming biblical evidence, clearly winning the argument, he still did not convert
    The man foolishly said 'If there is a God, let him strike me down now!' And nothing happened! Why did God destroy him after all the things he said about God?
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: Atheist Retard.

    Originally posted by convertordie View Post
    I once had the misfortune to talk with an atheist once outside my church.[INDENT]He attempted to destroy my faith and despite my overwhelming biblical evidence, clearly winning the argument, he still did not convert
    The man foolishly said 'If there is a God, let him strike me down now!' And nothing happened! Why did God destroy him after all the things he said about God?
    Because he has having a go at the mythical god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales maybe..
    The real God, Our Lord Noodle does not really go in for all that smiting BS.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #3
      Re: Atheist Retard.

      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: Atheist Retard.

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Originally posted by Lisa H
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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: Atheist Retard.

          Originally posted by convertordie View Post
          I once had the misfortune to talk with an atheist once outside my church.[INDENT]He attempted to destroy my faith and despite my overwhelming biblical evidence, clearly winning the argument, he still did not convert
          The man foolishly said 'If there is a God, let him strike me down now!' And nothing happened! Why did God destroy him after all the things he said about God?
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          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • WinnerNotSinner
            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 951

            #6
            Re: Atheist Retard.

            Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
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            Precisely! God works at a level far beyond a mere humans ability to comprehend, your godmocking friend will be punished, you can count on that!
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            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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            • TheLordSavedMe
              A young lady servicing the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 579

              #7
              Re: Atheist Retard.

              Originally posted by convertordie View Post
              I once had the misfortune to talk with an atheist once outside my church.[INDENT]He attempted to destroy my faith and despite my overwhelming biblical evidence, clearly winning the argument, he still did not convert
              The man foolishly said 'If there is a God, let him strike me down now!' And nothing happened! Why did God destroy him after all the things he said about God?
              Maybe he was busy or something. God is everywhere, but even He can't always be paying attention to EVERYTHING. He could have been making a Muslim have a car wreck, or making a Jew lose his wallet, or maybe He was making a Mexican trying to sneak into the US fall off a cliff or something.


              Being God is hard job, give Him a break a why don't you!


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              You have to do both html commands to make the computer do what you want. Even I know that!


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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22907

                #8
                Re: Atheist Retard.

                Originally posted by convertordie View Post
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                The man foolishly said 'If there is a God, let him strike me down now!' And nothing happened! Why did God destroy him after all the things he said about God?
                Tell him to read THIS:
                My eldest sister being yet in the house, and seeing those woeful sights, the infidels hauling mothers one way, and children another, and some wallowing in their blood: and her elder son telling her that her son William was dead, and myself was wounded, she said, "And Lord, let me die with them," which was no sooner said, but she was struck with a bullet, and fell down dead over the threshold.
                Taken from "Narrative of the Captivityand Restoration of Mrs. Mary Rowlandson by Mary Rowlandson."

                The Lord has heard the word of your friend and The Lord's answer is, "Wait."
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