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  • Katander
    Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
    • Jul 2010
    • 101
    #1

    How to convert...

    Evangelical Christians love converting people, so I thought I would help this web site with some additional internet resources...

    First, how to convert an athiest into a christian

    How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian (with Pictures)
    http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-an-Atheist-to-Become-Christian
    Talking about Christianity with an atheist can be a difficult experience. Some atheists are deeply opposed to religion, some find it uninteresting, and others respect it as a different lifestyle. If you want to talk about religion with an...


    But to be fair, I should show athiests how to reverse the process.

    So... how to convert that newly converted christian back into an athiest

    How to Talk to a Christian About Becoming an Atheist
    http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-a-Christian-to-Become-Atheist
    The best talking points & tactics for a productive chat about religionReligious belief is deeply personal and rooted in both how we are raised and our emotions. Many turn to Christianity to make sense of the world, but in some cases, you...


    Isnt the internet great?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070
      #2
      Re: How to convert...

      Originally posted by Katander View Post
      Evangelical Christians love converting people, so I thought I would help this web site with some additional internet resources...

      First, how to convert an athiest into a christian

      How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian (with Pictures)
      http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-an-Atheist-to-Become-Christian
      Talking about Christianity with an atheist can be a difficult experience. Some atheists are deeply opposed to religion, some find it uninteresting, and others respect it as a different lifestyle. If you want to talk about religion with an...


      But to be fair, I should show athiests how to reverse the process.

      So... how to convert that newly converted christian back into an athiest

      How to Talk to a Christian About Becoming an Atheist
      http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-a-Christian-to-Become-Atheist
      The best talking points & tactics for a productive chat about religionReligious belief is deeply personal and rooted in both how we are raised and our emotions. Many turn to Christianity to make sense of the world, but in some cases, you...


      Isnt the internet great?
      The internet is great. It brought you here to become a Christian, and stop believing in atheist websites

      James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339
          #3
          Re: How to convert...

          How to convert. (This actually works)
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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            • Katander
              Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
              • Jul 2010
              • 101
              #4
              Re: How to convert...

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              How to convert. (This actually works)
              Your right, great site. I just bookmarked it...
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Katander
                  Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 101
                  #5
                  Re: How to convert...

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  The internet is great. It brought you here to become a Christian, and stop believing in atheist websites

                  James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble
                  Actualy this web site has rienforced my athiesm and reminds me daily of why I know there is no god.

                  Oh yes, the bible helps too!

                  Genesis 7:4
                  For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

                  What a great guy God is...
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339
                      #6
                      Re: How to convert...

                      Originally posted by Katander View Post
                      Actualy this web site has rienforced my athiesm and reminds me daily of why I know there is no god.

                      Oh yes, the bible helps too!

                      Genesis 7:4
                      For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

                      What a great guy God is...
                      That is because the the god of the bible was created by man in his own image. Follow the links in my signature and read the following to get a better understanding of The True nature of God, Our Load Noodle:

                      The Holy Noodle
                      A Condensed History of the World
                      Edd's Letters
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: How to convert...

                          Originally posted by Katander View Post
                          Evangelical Christians love converting people, so I thought I would help this web site with some additional internet resources...

                          First, how to convert an athiest into a christian
                          Thank you friend, but we here at Landover are quite effective at converting atheists to TRUE Christians(tm). We probably have the highest success rate in all of Christianity. I guarantee that give a basement room, 50ft of rope, a strong chair, battery jumper cables and a car battery and we could have Richard Dawkins HIMSELF begging for Jesus with in an hour.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996
                              #8
                              Re: How to convert...

                              Originally posted by Katander View Post
                              Evangelical Christians love converting people, so I thought I would help this web site with some additional internet resources...

                              First, how to convert an athiest into a christian

                              How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian (with Pictures)
                              http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-an-Atheist-to-Become-Christian
                              Talking about Christianity with an atheist can be a difficult experience. Some atheists are deeply opposed to religion, some find it uninteresting, and others respect it as a different lifestyle. If you want to talk about religion with an...


                              But to be fair, I should show athiests how to reverse the process.

                              So... how to convert that newly converted christian back into an athiest

                              How to Talk to a Christian About Becoming an Atheist
                              http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-a-Christian-to-Become-Atheist
                              The best talking points & tactics for a productive chat about religionReligious belief is deeply personal and rooted in both how we are raised and our emotions. Many turn to Christianity to make sense of the world, but in some cases, you...


                              Isnt the internet great?
                              Where's the website that will teach you how to spell "atheist"?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Sister Charli
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 1590
                                  #9
                                  Re: How to convert...

                                  Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                  First, how to convert an athiest into a christian

                                  How to Persuade an Atheist to Become Christian (with Pictures)
                                  http://www.wikihow.com/Persuade-an-Atheist-to-Become-Christian
                                  Talking about Christianity with an atheist can be a difficult experience. Some atheists are deeply opposed to religion, some find it uninteresting, and others respect it as a different lifestyle. If you want to talk about religion with an...
                                  ALL Wiki sites are the work of the devil.

                                  Most True Christians(tm) have filters on so that such trash will not get through their JesOS operating system.
                                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                                    • Lisa H
                                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 5070
                                      #10
                                      Re: How to convert...

                                      Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                      Actualy this web site has rienforced my athiesm and reminds me daily of why I know there is no god.

                                      Oh yes, the bible helps too!

                                      Genesis 7:4
                                      For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

                                      What a great guy God is...
                                      You have surly lost your way. Just like in the Bible passage you are quoting. If you had read the Bible you would see why God did this. It was because of man.

                                      Genesis 6
                                      5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
                                      6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
                                      7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
                                      8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.

                                      God will not be pleased with you for turning you back on Him.
                                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                        • Katander
                                          Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                          • Jul 2010
                                          • 101
                                          #11
                                          Re: How to convert...

                                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                          Where's the website that will teach you how to spell "atheist"?
                                          Not my fault the english language breaks its own rules. I follow the "i before e except after c" rule.
                                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                            • Katander
                                              Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 101
                                              #12
                                              Re: How to convert...

                                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                              That is because the the god of the bible was created by man in his own image. Follow the links in my signature and read the following to get a better understanding of The True nature of God, Our Load Noodle:

                                              The Holy Noodle
                                              A Condensed History of the World
                                              Edd's Letters
                                              Interesting...

                                              And I do love Pasta!
                                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                                                Comment

                                                • Katander
                                                  Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 101
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: How to convert...

                                                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                  You have surly lost your way. Just like in the Bible passage you are quoting. If you had read the Bible you would see why God did this. It was because of man.

                                                  Genesis 6
                                                  5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
                                                  6 And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
                                                  7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
                                                  8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.

                                                  God will not be pleased with you for turning you back on Him.
                                                  All mass murderers have their excuses...

                                                  Hitler blamed the Jews
                                                  Mao blamed the intellectuals
                                                  Stalin blamed antirevolutionaries

                                                  God just took it to the extreme and blamed everybody and everything!
                                                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                                                    • Lisa H
                                                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 5070
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: How to convert...

                                                      Originally posted by Katander View Post
                                                      All mass murderers have their excuses...

                                                      Hitler blamed the Jews
                                                      Mao blamed the intellectuals
                                                      Stalin blamed antirevolutionaries

                                                      God just took it to the extreme and blamed everybody and everything!
                                                      Well you can keep following Satan. God gave you the will to do so. Enjoy Hell
                                                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Katander
                                                          Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                          • 101
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: How to convert...

                                                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                          Well you can keep following Satan. God gave you the will to do so. Enjoy Hell
                                                          Thank you for your kind christian words Lisa

                                                          as to free will, well the bible does say...

                                                          Romans 8:30
                                                          Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
                                                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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