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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070
    #91
    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

    Originally posted by alleycat View Post
    I see no reason or logic in you signature, and the second part of you sentence does not make a lot of sense. If you could rephrase it for me I am sure that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will look kindly upon you (lol?).
    You have been tempted by the evil one and now want to follow him. The eternity of hell will remind you of this day when you had a chance to change your ways.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #92
        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

        Originally posted by alleycat View Post
        Man, you're the biggest piffleing idiot I've come across for a long time, rather then posting nonsense, answer the question he has presented to you.
        You are unsaved trash. Your rights are listed here.

        Start showing people respect or I will show you the door. Lisa is a wonderful, perfect True Christian(tm) lady and does not deserve that vitriol you have spewed.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22355
            #93
            Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

            Originally posted by alleycat View Post
            Oh dear I truly am hurt
            Stop whining like a little child and start behaving like a real man for once in your life! Make your mother proud for once, maybe that will stop her endless crying about you.

            Nothing in this life hurts, the real hurt will start once you start burning in hell for all eternity. So man up and start reading that Holy Bible to save yourself from that!
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 492
                #94
                Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                After reading Alleycats different idiotic statements, and his ignorant attemts to ignore the wisdom of the True Christians (who is really only trying to save his condemned soul), the following quote from the holy bible makes more sense than ever.

                Proverbs 23:9 (King James Version)
                "Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words"

                I sallute you guys for trying, but I think it's too late to knock any nous in to the corrupted mind of his.


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                Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                  • alleycat
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 15
                    #95
                    Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                    Wow, I never thought I would've gotten such a response to my posts. I would like to remind you that the best way to 'kill' the the trolls is to ignore them, rather then adding fuel to the fire.

                    Best Wishes,

                    AlleyCat

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                      • Sister Christina
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 364
                        #96
                        Re: Cranky Old Man Is A Liar!

                        Originally posted by alleycat View Post
                        Wow, I never thought I would've gotten such a response to my posts. I would like to remind you that the best way to 'kill' the the trolls is to ignore them, rather then adding fuel to the fire.

                        Best Wishes,

                        AlleyCat
                        There is no reason for us to ignore trolls. Our beloved Lord will take care of you in due course.

                        Leviticus 26:6 And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
                        "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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