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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570

    #1

    VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!



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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

    Chilling Brother Jeb. Utterly chilling. I would like to Rachael or Lilith's spin on this one.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #3
      Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

      Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

      This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.



      Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Celtic
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Oct 2007
        • 111

        #4
        Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

        This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.



        Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.

        Why don't you just go down there, plan a stakeout, and shoot them down?

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        • SinisterPizza
          Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
          Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 273

          #5
          Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

          UFO activity? Wellll..."the 21st century" is "when everything changes". This seems so very...The Shakespeare Code, doesn't it?

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          • kemperanger
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 6

            #6
            Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Anyone who has ever doubted that witches are intent on taking over the world should study this thread. Proof Positive, Praise Jesus!

            This one was taken by a True Christian™ last Halloween. I defy anyone to dispute its authenticity.



            Notice even the admitted witch Van Helbound is silent on the issue. she and her coven are probably off making their diabolical plans for an attack on Freehold next week.

            hey, would you like to go witch hunting with me next heloween? i am a brand new to religion i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore. i would like for everyone to pleas enot judge me due to my really bad past! i swear i am changed i do anything for god and jesus!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #7
              Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

              Originally posted by kemperanger View Post
              hey, would you like to go witch hunting with me next heloween? i am a brand new to religion i used to be a horrible athiest but not anymore. i would like for everyone to pleas enot judge me due to my really bad past! i swear i am changed i do anything for god and jesus!
              You can start by using proper capitalization. Words like "God" and "Jesus" should always be treated with respect.

              Why don't you make a thread of your own over in the "introductions" section and tell us all about your depraved past? We're here to help! We can help you find Salvation, if that's what you truly want.

              If you want to get in on next year's witch hunt, you'll need to do alot of praying and alot of thithing before then. Good luck, sinner!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Anna Marie Raven
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Nov 2007
                • 53

                #8
                Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                Looks like this town needs a good ol' fashion Christian Witch-Burnin'!!!
                (makes me think o' back home....*shudder*)

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                • Viking
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 69

                  #9
                  Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                  these vids make me laugh...how can people actually believe this bullsh*t?
                  Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-06-2007, 04:02 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #10
                    Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                    Originally posted by Viking View Post
                    these vids make me laugh...how can people actually believe this bullsh*t?
                    This coming from a gothfag who likes to pretend he's a viking...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Viking
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 69

                      #11
                      Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                      hm, you were actually enlightened by heaven, you guessed im not an actual viking. good! they were killed by the unholy inquisition long ago! good guess! btw, vikings were far greater people than the inquisition, but the christians know how to devour one by one, thing that the vikings never could do, they were only good fighting your enemy in his face, not in his back, christians always loved to chit chat obsenities of other people at their backs.

                      and by the way, i never knew i couldnt curse in this forum, so ill just go, how can people believe unbelievable videos like these? long way around, but you get the message anyway.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #12
                        Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                        Originally posted by Viking View Post
                        hm, you were actually enlightened by heaven, you guessed im not an actual viking. good! they were killed by the unholy inquisition long ago! good guess! btw, vikings were far greater people than the inquisition, but the christians know how to devour one by one, thing that the vikings never could do, they were only good fighting your enemy in his face, not in his back, christians always loved to chit chat obsenities of other people at their backs.

                        and by the way, i never knew i couldnt curse in this forum, so ill just go, how can people believe unbelievable videos like these? long way around, but you get the message anyway.
                        Well, I'll be praying for you, gothfag. Bye then.

                        Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Viking
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 69

                          #13
                          Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                          "Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya"

                          lol wut?

                          well, and just to clear things out, im not a goth. you want to see a faggot goth? look up dani filth, the most poser, faggot, wannabee black metaller that earth has seen.

                          im glad you pray for me, ill pray for you too.

                          do you realize that i think jesus was a great man, but the great difference between you and me is that you are no tolerant, and that i am tolerant? i hope you open your mind a bit, and become tolerant to other kinds of people and points of view, cause there sure are a lot of them in this earth!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #14
                            Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                            Originally posted by Viking View Post
                            "Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split 'ya"

                            lol wut?

                            well, and just to clear things out, im not a goth. you want to see a faggot goth? look up dani filth, the most poser, faggot, wannabee black metaller that earth has seen.

                            im glad you pray for me, ill pray for you too.

                            do you realize that i think jesus was a great man, but the great difference between you and me is that you are no tolerant, and that i am tolerant? i hope you open your mind a bit, and become tolerant to other kinds of people and points of view, cause there sure are a lot of them in this earth!
                            You don't seem very tolerant to me. You have been rude and insulting to Christianity ever since your first post. And now you are pissing on your own kind?

                            Anyway, I thought you were leaving us forever because we don't allow obscenities on our forum? Are you a liar as well as a queer witch?

                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Viking
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 69

                              #15
                              Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

                              "Are you a liar as well as a queer witch?"

                              no i am not, i am a human that thinks an analyzes, instead of blindly following a book written 2000+ years ago.

                              "You don't seem very tolerant to me."

                              when have i directly insulted christianity, or said that you believe in satan? because thats what you do. that seems inlolerant. tell me how have i been intolerant so i can fiz it.

                              "Anyway, I thought you were leaving us forever because we don't allow obscenities on our forum?"

                              i have never said an actual obsenity. a few curses have escaped from me, the only exceptions. i dont believe cursing is THAT insulting, is it?

                              "And now you are pissing on your own kind?"

                              of course, that rat and me are the same race to you. but in the true world we are not. wake up!

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