[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

I see. So you always take screenshots of every one of your posts, just in case it gets edited. Sure, I believe that.

No just when someone edits what I had said when they quote me.

And it is, most definitely, Cherry Jell-O Casserole.

I am not a fan of Jelly Rody, so I will still pass.

Getting back to the topic, instead of yet another thread being about Jo Freddie and his imaginary antics . . .

The Bible is a collection of 66 books written through men by God. The Queeran is one book supposedly dictated by a single illiterate pedophile to others, whose work he, being illiterate, could never confirm.

Do you think MooHamHead sang that Roy Orbison song to 6-year-old Ayisha? "I'm thigh-igh-ing, over you . . ."

I'll let you look up "thighing". It's just one example of the unbelievable depravity and evil that is Islam.

The point I was making is that Ms Dewitt was bemoaning the two names for the Koran, I was just pointing that the version of the Bible you lot like has many more names, and when you add in all the other versions that you don't like it gets even more confusing.

The one thing the Koran and the Bible have in common are they are both collections of fairy tales.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Would that be The Bible, The Holy Bible, The King James Bible, KJV, KJV1611, Authorised Version, AV1611, The Holy Bible 1611 Edition king James version or The King James Version - Collected fairy tales?

My sermon on the subject will straighten you out, noodlebrain.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

What's the difference? One of them contains the rantings of an epileptic desert nomad who hallucinated visits from angels and incorporated distorted versions of earlier religions' scriptures. Those rantings, half-remembered by his followers, were later written down in a book. Still later, a power-mad religious leader redacted that book and had all competing editions burned in order to "prove" that he had an accurate record of the revelation. The other is God's inspired and preserved Word. Isn't that enough of a difference for you?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

What's the difference? One of them contains the rantings of an epileptic desert nomad who hallucinated visits from angels and incorporated distorted versions of earlier religions' scriptures. Those rantings, half-remembered by his followers, were later written down in a book. Still later, a power-mad religious leader redacted that book and had all competing editions burned in order to "prove" that he had an accurate record of the revelation. The other is God's inspired and preserved Word. Isn't that enough of a difference for you?

Well it points out the differences , but which is which?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

My sermon on the subject will straighten you out, noodlebrain.

No does not really address the issue, covers what the differences are between the version you like and the others, but not why yours is known by so many names.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

No does not really address the issue, covers what the differences are between the version you like and the others, but not why yours is known by so many names.

Because satan's favorite trick is to confuse and befuddle.


You've fallen for his dark shenanigans I see.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Because satan's favorite trick is to confuse and befuddle.


You've fallen for his dark shenanigans I see.

Oh you are saying that the different names for your book are all the work of Satan. In that case you must have one collect name for it to remove confusion, and anyone that uses a different name for it has been corrupted by Satan.

Pastor please give us that one correct name so we can know that all those who call it by another name are not to be trusted and this fact will be be displayed for all to see by their use of a false name.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Why don't we just change the name of our board to "Pirates rant against Christianity". That's what this board is becoming.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Oh you are saying that the different names for your book are all the work of Satan. In that case you must have one collect name for it to remove confusion, and anyone that uses a different name for it has been corrupted by Satan.

What are you, some kind of a chink?

Pastor please give us that one correct name so we can know that all those who call it by another name are not to be trusted and this fact will be be displayed for all to see by their use of a false name.

I'll be more than happy to: The one TRUE word of God is the King James 1611 Authorized Version.

You might try reading it sometime.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

I'll be more than happy to: The one TRUE word of God is the King James 1611 Authorized Version.

Just to clarify the matter, anyone who uses a name different to "the King James 1611 Authorized Version" is in your opinion, not speaking the truth as they have been confused by Satan?

I just want to make sure of this point as the question I asked you was...

Pastor please give us that one correct name so we can know that all those who call it by another name are not to be trusted and this fact will be be displayed for all to see by their use of a false name.

So if someone was to call it say "The King James Bible" that would be a sign to you that they had been confused by Satan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

So if someone was to call it say "The King James Bible" that would be a sign to you that they had been confused by Satan?

Don't play word games with me, meatball. The KJV Bible has more than one shortened nickname. True Christians(tm) know the one true Bible from the false ones.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Don't play word games with me, meatball. The KJV Bible has more than one shortened nickname. True Christians™ know the one true Bible from the false ones.

Oh dear that does not help, I mean I thought one of the reasons the Koran is the work of Satan was that it was known by two names.

King James certainly NEVER authorized the koran, or is it the quran! Talk about confusing! They don't even know what to call it, which proves it is the work of satan.

This leaves me in a quandary, either Ms DeWitt is wrong or both must be considered the work of Satan.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Oh dear that does not help, I mean I thought one of the reasons the Koran is the work of Satan was that it was known by two names.

This leaves me in a quandary, either Ms DeWitt is wrong or both must be considered the work of Satan.

Just because you are dumb as a box of logs doesn't mean Pastor Ezekiel OR I am wrong.

There is no difference between the KJV being known as the King James Version and the KJV. KJV is an acronym of King James Version! It's all written in AMERICAN.

The only similarities in Koran or Quaran is the "ran"... Ran from God to Satan!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

It's all written in AMERICAN.

No it is not.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

Is there a point to this?