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  • waywardJim
    Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
    • Jul 2010
    • 124

    #1

    Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

    They seem to be the same religion. A few of the stories are different and the wording is a little different but they seem to be basically the same. I know its a cliche to say that all religions are basically the same but if they aren't then what is the best statement as to why they aren't?
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  • Higgins
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 314

    #2
    Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

    The Bible is the Word of God. It was directly inspired to be written by human beings by God. The Koran is the work of Satan, who inspired Mohammad to write down his word in order to confuse and deceive Christians, so they would fall prey to his evil ways.
    Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

    Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

      The OP has likely never even opened either book.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
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        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

        That is a wholly ignorant belief of yours, Jim. You make me ashamed to share the same name with you.

        The Bible says that God is three persons - Father, Son, and Holy Ghost - and shares the good news that Jesus Christ is the savior of mankind, who preached, was sacrificed, then rose from the dead three days later, who washes away our sins so that we may have eternal life and avoid Hellfire.

        The Qu'ran is basically just a terrorist's manual. Most of it is ranting about how non-Muslims will go to Hell (contrast that with the Bible that says non-Christians will go to Hell), and a bunch of praising of Mohammed.

        The books have two different messages and ideas. Why do you think they are the same? Can you offer proof to back up your ridiculous claims?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

          Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
          They seem to be the same religion. A few of the stories are different and the wording is a little different but they seem to be basically the same. I know its a cliche to say that all religions are basically the same but if they aren't then what is the best statement as to why they aren't?
          One book is based on the literal word of God, the other is based on a false cult of devil worship. I'll give you three guesses which is which.



          And before you go there, let me reassure you that Christians and islamofascists do not worship the same God.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

            Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
            They seem to be the same religion. A few of the stories are different and the wording is a little different but they seem to be basically the same. I know its a cliche to say that all religions are basically the same but if they aren't then what is the best statement as to why they aren't?
            Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.
            2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
            2:2 To worship any deity, or indeed worship of any sort, even the vaguest, is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and when you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you worship every other deity and religion, for there is no distinction.
            3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
            3:4 The principles of life, liberty, and freedom outlined in the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution are principles the Flying Spaghetti Monster chose to convey through men like Thomas Jefferson and James Madison.
            3:5 The lessons of Mohandas Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Voltaire, Plato and Socrates are all lessons of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
            3:6 If you were to take everything ever said in a religious context, removed the parts that contradicted each other, and overlapped the commonalities, what you are left with is a single word.
            3:7 Love.
            5:1 May you be eternally touched by his noodly appendage,
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            • Warner S. Davidson
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              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #7
              Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

              Originally posted by waywardJim View Post
              They seem to be the same religion. A few of the stories are different and the wording is a little different but they seem to be basically the same. I know its a cliche to say that all religions are basically the same but if they aren't then what is the best statement as to why they aren't?
              I fear Jim that you are a little "slow"

              Apart from the fact that that the Qur'an is a work of fiction where the Bible (KJV1611) is irrevocable FACT there is a more apparent difference that even you should be able to distinguish

              The Qur'ran is written in an unintelligible series of squiggles, symbols, jibberish and hieroglyphics

              The Bible is written in clear and easy to understand American
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #8
                Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                Is it any wonder you're wayward!

                There is another significant difference between the koran and The Bible.

                King James certainly NEVER authorized the koran, or is it the quran! Talk about confusing! They don't even know what to call it, which proves it is the work of satan. God certainly is not the author of such confusion:

                1 Corinthians 14:33
                "For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.



                Muslims cannot speak American, either!

                YIC

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                Down here my sins forgiven,
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post

                  There is another significant difference between the koran and The Bible.

                  King James certainly NEVER authorized the koran, or is it the quran! Talk about confusing!
                  Would that be The Bible, The Holy Bible, The King James Bible, KJV, KJV1611, Authorised Version, AV1611, The Holy Bible 1611 Edition king James version or The King James Version - Collected fairy tales?
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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
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                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #10
                    Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                    Do you worship that tree, Jim?
                    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                    -Holocaust Jokes
                    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Would that be The Bible, The Holy Bible, The King James Bible, KJV, KJV1611, Authorised Version, AV1611, The Holy Bible 1611 Edition king James version or The King James Version - Collected God Inspired Scripture?
                      You're finally learning something! There may still be hope for your yet!

                      YIC

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                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

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                        Tut Tut Ms DeWitt how are you ever going to convince us unsaved Trash of anything when you do things like that, shame on you.
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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                          Very sneaky, Jo Freddie. Taking a screenshot of your post, then editing it, and blaming Sister Phebe for doing it.

                          Perhaps you should meet up with her new assistant, Helen. She could serve you up some nice Cherry Jell-O Casserole.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Very sneaky, Jo Freddie. Taking a screenshot of your post, then editing it, and blaming Sister Phebe for doing it.

                            Perhaps you should meet up with her new assistant, Helen. She could serve you up some nice Cherry Jell-O Casserole.
                            Oh no editing involved by me Rody, just by Ms DeWittless's

                            Cherry? don't you mean pineapple and carrot?
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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Whats the difference between the Bible & the Qur'an

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Oh no editing involved by me Rody, just by Ms DeWittless's

                              Cherry? don't you mean pineapple and carrot?
                              I see. So you always take screenshots of every one of your posts, just in case it gets edited. Sure, I believe that.

                              No, of course not. Helen is famous for her Cherry Jell-O Casserole.

                              I snapped this picture a month or so ago as she was serving some up for guests at her B&B. She's a bit camera shy, and wasn't too happy to be cornered for the photo!



                              You may recall, Helen went to great lengths to accommodate a certain "independent businessman" who was to visit North Salem and host a large event at her establishment, going so far as to completely remodel the ballroom. He bailed on her and his deposit check bounced. Then another tragedy, the building burned to the ground just before the bank was to foreclose, leaving her with nothing but a couple hundred thousand in insurance money (after the bank was paid off).

                              She's now moving to Freehold to become Sister Phebe's personal assistant.

                              And it is, most definitely, Cherry Jell-O Casserole.

                              Getting back to the topic, instead of yet another thread being about Jo Freddie and his imaginary antics . . .

                              The Bible is a collection of 66 books written through men by God. The Queeran is one book supposedly dictated by a single illiterate pedophile to others, whose work he, being illiterate, could never confirm.

                              Do you think MooHamHead sang that Roy Orbison song to 6-year-old Ayisha? "I'm thigh-igh-ing, over you . . ."

                              I'll let you look up "thighing". It's just one example of the unbelievable depravity and evil that is Islam.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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