lend me your eyes

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reverand jim osborn... i gotta hand it to you, youve got all these people fooled. you take their donations and buy jets, mansions, have nasty sex with their young female family members, what a clever guy!!! youve got it made bro, you live the life of an obese, old bachelor who is so smart he tricks everyone into paying him and screwing him. i dont dislike you man, i tip my hat to you, i only hope that when im as old and hideous as you that i can brainwash so many people into following my retarded ways. the funniest part is we BOTH know that you dont believe in any of this bullshit, you preach a bible written by a king long after jesus died, how acurate could that possibly be? the king wrote it to manipulate religion to work for him, similar to the way you are using it in the present time. now i know all of you will tell me how i am going to burn in hell for eternity and the rest of your outlandish crap, but im really not that concerned with it. why would i want to spend my life devoted to a god that wants me to be someone who i am not? all im saying is that you all live your lives in fear, WHY? god, whoever he may be, is not a scary figure! he created us all and loves us all, even if you dont think so... why do you think that so few of the american people believe in this religion? because its for lunatics! i dont hate you, but it pains me to se you all wasting your lives away judging others because they arent just like you and not going out and experiencing the world. please just listen to me, and dont bother telling me about how im going to burn in hell, i really dont give a shit. life is not a test to see if we are going to the promised land or the fires of hell, we are souls here to learn and to experience the joys, the pains, and all the other emotions of life, death purifies us. nobody taught me to think like this... i was raised christian and attended christian school all the way through high school. i came to this conclusion through deep thought soul searching, i have a hard time trusting anyone else because personally, i believe everyone else has an agenda. we all take life way to seriously, the good part is death and the time afterwards, the time when we are pure. we are free from pain, fear, sickness, anger, all the negative emotions. women arent second class citizens... they are the givers of life! you guys put them down, treat them like crap, make them feel unwanted and unneeded. i hate to admit it but women are more important than men in the world, and if there are any women reading this, dont let these people make you think theyre better than you! you make life possible for all of us. humanity is stuck in a state of limbo, a state of hating everyone else who is different. until we all overcome this we will never reach true peace and freedom. all im asking is for you to give me a chance to show you another viewpoint, im not an athiest and i definetly dont think i am better than other religions, but what the so called "holy men" teach here is holding back humanity and promiting intolerance.

[Nobar King]

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i was raised christian and attended christian school all the way through high school

I hardly think you should be blaming your teachers for your failures in life.

[Fire&Brimstone]

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That hateful rant hurt my eyes reading it, have you never heard of paragraphs?

[Didymus Much]

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...the good part is death...

Wow. Those priests really did a number on you.

[Higgins]

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Blah Blah Blah...Rev. Jim is the devil... Blah Blah Blah...

Ok after reading through your little rant, I would say you are a bit mistaken. Rev. Jim is a holy man who clearly has the best intentions for his flock. Why are you committing libel soiling his good name? I think you might be possessed boy! We need to get the devil out of you!

[Seth Campbell]

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All I got out of that is that you hate God, think you know better than God and want to make people pay you for that.

Burn in hell sinner.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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reverand jim osborn... i gotta hand it to you, youve got all these people fooled. you take their donations and buy jets, mansions, have nasty sex with their young female family members, what a clever guy!!! youve got it made bro, you live the life of an obese, old bachelor who is so smart he tricks everyone into paying him and screwing him... blah blah blah hateful rant blah blah blah..

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing farm animals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, I'm sorry, were we supposed to read that?

Sorry, my eyes started bleeding after the first couple of sentences of semi-literate ranting.

Want to make a point, kid? Start by writing like a grownup instead of in |33t4rd-sp33k, or ebonics, or whatever that was.

[Lisa H]

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itriedreadingthepostbutallthewordsruntogeter

[followMEdown]

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I hardly think you should be blaming your teachers for your failures in life.

Failures? I take a lot of pride in the fact that Im 18 years old and don't fear God, but instead am competent enough to explore all of the worlds religions and have concluded that they all share similar messages: teaching of a higher power and usually to treat others with kindness. Look how many people have been killed in history over organized religion, the only word you can use to describe it is satanic. Where do you get off calling me a failure? I have accomplished quite a bit in my young life and my dad has probably given me more money than anyone on this forum, besides rev. Osborn because he's robbed it from all of you... But trust me I could care less about money, but you challenged my success in life so...

Edited to fix minor factual errors - Wash O'Hanley

[followMEdown]

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Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing farm animals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.


--Pastor Ezekiel

Ezekiel my pal,
Like I said I've spent some time on this forum for a while now just running through the threads and seeing what you guys are about. I have to say, man, you are one of my favorite posters. You have an amazing way of replying to anybody who's views differ even slighty from yours with uncalled-for and extremely over-the-top anger and scolding. Personally, I find its entertainment value priceless, keep it up. I'm looking foreward to seeing how you respond to this, it should be rich.
Regards

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Failures? I take a lot of pride in the fact that Im 18 years old and don't fear God, but instead am competent enough to explore all of the worlds religions and have concluded that they all share similar messages: teaching of a higher power and usually to treat others with kindness. Look how many people have been killed in history over organized religion, the only word you can use to describe it is satanic. Where do you get off calling me a failure? I have accomplished quite a bit in my young life and probably have more money than anyone on this forum, besides rev. Osborn because he's robbed it from all of you... But trust me I could care less about money, but you challenged my success in life so...

Well, apart from what has already been pointed out, you are a major fail on the basics of grammar and comprehension.

I also seriously doubt you have truly explored all the world religions. If you have, I would love to know your take on the concept of animism as it was in the year 1097 AD and the ramifications both financially as a nation and also psychologicallysuch belief bestowed on the Japanese people.

Just a 500 word essay will do. THANKS

After that, we will move on to others, to which I am sure you will WOW us all with your knowledge!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[followMEdown]

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That hateful rant hurt my eyes reading it, have you never heard of paragraphs?

Yes, I do apologize for my poor grammar, it was very late at night and I was tired.

[Jo Freddie]

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In what you have written I can see a spark, you seem close to the truth, but at times it was hard to follow, so I have taken the liberty to make it a little more readable, I hope you don't mind, and I have not changed anything you have said.

Reverand Jim Osborn... I gotta hand it to you, you've got all these people fooled. You take their donations and buy jets, mansions, have nasty sex with their young female family members, what a clever guy!!! You've got it made bro, you live the life of an obese, old bachelor who is so smart he tricks everyone into paying him and screwing him. I dont dislike you man, I tip my hat to you, I only hope that when I'm as old and hideous as you that I can brainwash so many people into following my retarded ways.

The funniest part is we BOTH know that you don't believe in any of this bullshit, you preach a bible written by a king long after jesus died, how acurate could that possibly be? the king wrote it to manipulate religion to work for him, similar to the way you are using it in the present time.

They call their book after King James, but it was just authorised by him, written by others, but your other points about the , while those here will not accept them, are totally valid.

Now I know all of you will tell me how I am going to burn in hell for eternity and the rest of your outlandish crap, but I'm really not that concerned with it. Why would I want to spend my life devoted to a god that wants me to be someone who I am not? all I'm saying is that you all live your lives in fear, WHY? god, whoever he may be, is not a scary figure! he created us all and loves us all, even if you don't think so...

Why do you think that so few of the american people believe in this religion? because its for lunatics! I don't hate you, but it pains me to see you all wasting your lives away judging others because they aren't just like you and not going out and experiencing the world.

Please just listen to me, and don't bother telling me about how I'm going to burn in hell, I really don't give a shit. Life is not a test to see if we are going to the promised land or the fires of hell, we are souls here to learn and to experience the joys, the pains, and all the other emotions of life, death purifies us.

Nobody taught me to think like this... I was raised christian and attended christian school all the way through high school. I came to this conclusion through deep thought soul searching, I have a hard time trusting anyone else because personally, I believe everyone else has an agenda.

We all take life way to seriously, the good part is death and the time afterwards, the time when we are pure. we are free from pain, fear, sickness, anger, all the negative emotions.

Women aren't second class citizens... they are the givers of life! You guys put them down, treat them like crap, make them feel unwanted and unneeded. I hate to admit it but women are more important than men in the world, and if there are any women reading this, dont let these people make you think they're better than you! You make life possible for all of us.

Humanity is stuck in a state of limbo, a state of hating everyone else who is different. Until we all overcome this we will never reach true peace and freedom.

All I'm asking is for you to give me a chance to show you another viewpoint, I'm not an athiest and I definetly don't think I am better than other religions, but what the so called "holy men" teach here is holding back humanity and promiting intolerance.

You do seem to have a better understanding of the True nature of God, Our Lord Noodle then the Reverends & the Pastors here, may I point you in the direction of some reading that may help your understanding grow more:

The Holy Noodle
A Condensed History of the World
The Most High and Holy Prayer
Edd's Letters

and check out the links in my signature.

RAmen

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Anyone who claims to have explored all world religions, then claims the KJV1611 was written by King James, is either an imbecile or a liar.