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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #76
    Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Hmmm. Does this mean that negro gangsta rappers, with their obsessive craving for "fine booties" are in fact the real modern-day pirates?
    Let me think about that for a moment.....
    Nope!

    That's an outrageous slander, we have lots of fun. You should see us playing our Pilgrim's Progress board game on a Friday evening, it is a hoot and a half!
    Mmm thank you for confirming thinker's point.
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    • Higgins
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      • Jul 2010
      • 314

      #77
      Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

      I have a question for you Jo, if pirates violate your 8 things I'd really rather you didn't, are they still FSM's chosen people? After all there are plenty of document times when pirates raped, pillaged, burned, and murdered. All of which are for the most part against FSM's wishes. How then can you justify saying that pirates (all pirates) are the chosen people if they themselves are able to go against what FSM teaches?
      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #78
        Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

        Originally posted by Higgins View Post
        I have a question for you Jo, if pirates violate your 8 things I'd really rather you didn't, are they still FSM's chosen people? After all there are plenty of document times when pirates raped, pillaged, burned, and murdered. All of which are for the most part against FSM's wishes. How then can you justify saying that pirates (all pirates) are the chosen people if they themselves are able to go against what FSM teaches?
        The FSM tells us that The Pirates are his chosen People, who are we to question God?
        As for the documents you refer to I have addressed that many times before:

        What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.
        Barbadosed even successfully sued for libel over a book that was written about him.

        As I also keep saying
        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        The fact still remains that far from being offensive Talk Like A Pirate Day is a celebration of a people that those of us that speak English and do not want to be controlled by the Catholic Church owe a debt of gratitude to.
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        • Brother Temperance
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          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #79
          Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

          If it wasn't for Hitler we'd all be speaking Russian, I suppose you think we owe a debt of gratitude to him too?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #80
            Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            If it wasn't for Hitler we'd all be speaking Russian, I suppose you think we owe a debt of gratitude to him too?
            And I am accused of being revisionist?

            Repeatedly History shows us that leaders that have visions of world domination mess up big time when they take on Russia, so I put it to you that you have got it the wrong way round.
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            • Brother Temperance
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              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #81
              Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              And I am accused of being revisionist?

              Repeatedly History shows us that leaders that have visions of world domination mess up big time when they take on Russia, so I put it to you that you have got it the wrong way round.
              I don't really care which way around you put it, either God chose the Nazis to protect the Free World from the Russians or He chose the Commies to protect the Free World from the Germans. Do you think that means we should institute a "Talk like a Commie Nazi day" to celebrate Stalingrad?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • SUV
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                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #82
                Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                we have lots of fun. You should see us playing our Pilgrim's Progress board game on a Friday evening, it is a hoot and a half!
                Yes. I always get it wrong when I shout out "JESUS!" and everyone cracks up. Except Brother Harry

                I always forget about "The Vulgate of St Jerome" and stuff. Do you think the Flanders Family has been.....well.....
                cheating for all of these years and I should find other Christians who like to have fun?

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #83
                  Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  I don't really care which way around you put it, either God chose the Nazis to protect the Free World from the Russians or He chose the Commies to protect the Free World from the Germans. Do you think that means we should institute a "Talk like a Commie Nazi day" to celebrate Stalingrad?
                  Tempy History shows us that it is combination of the tenacity of the Russian people and the ferocity of the Russian winter that lead to the defeat of the likes of Napoleon. The nature of the political system has nothing to do with it, so yes free Europe does also owe a debt to the Russian weather, maybe we should make a snowman to commemorate it.
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #84
                    Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    That's an outrageous slander, we have lots of fun. You should see us playing our Pilgrim's Progress board game on a Friday evening, it is a hoot and a half!
                    Not to mention Bombardment of Bible Verses!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Tempy History shows us that it is combination of the tenacity of the Russian people and the ferocity of the Russian winter that lead to the defeat of the likes of Napoleon. The nature of the political system has nothing to do with it, so yes free Europe does also owe a debt to the Russian weather, maybe we should make a snowman to commemorate it.
                    So, now you're going to tell us Napoleon was a German Nazi?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #85
                      Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      So, now you're going to tell us Napoleon was a German Nazi?
                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      And I am accused of being revisionist?

                      Repeatedly History shows us that leaders that have visions of world domination mess up big time when they take on Russia, so I put it to you that you have got it the wrong way round.
                      Napoleon is one of those leaders who tried to take on Russia, I know this is history from outside of the usa so you may not have fully understood it.
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                      • SUV
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                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #86
                        Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Not to mention Bombardment of Bible Verses!
                        Ah, but the 'Deuteronomy Duels' Pastor Kenneth and I used to have!

                        Pastor Kenneth, PLEASE come Home from San Francisco!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #87
                          Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Napoleon is one of those leaders who tried to take on Russia, I know this is history from outside of the usa so you may not have fully understood it.
                          We weren't discussing Napoleon. We were comparing Communist Nazis to Pirates and Catholics. Why would you bring up Nappy?

                          Admit it, you thought Nappy was a German Nazi.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Bobby-Joe
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #88
                            Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Napoleon is one of those leaders who tried to take on Russia, I know this is history from outside of the usa so you may not have fully understood it.
                            This gets back to Brother Temperance's original point; why celibate something vile that accidentally did a good thing. Sure Nazi killed communists, sure Communist killed Nazis and sure the winter killed the French but a few good things like that don't erase the rest. That's like saying Jimmy Carter is a good man because he is kind to his dog.Somehow I dont' think Carter's victims would be impressed.

                            Pirates had socialist communities were they shared their wealth, provided health care and retirement to the entire crew. Something as offensively un-Christian and un-American as that deserves no celebration.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #89
                              Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Pirates had socialist communities were they shared their wealth, provided health care and retirement to the entire crew. Something as offensively un-Christian and un-American as that deserves no celebration.
                              And don't forget a contact that all the crew signed that was a akin to what became the American constitution.
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                              • Brother Temperance
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #90
                                Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Tempy History shows us that it is combination of the tenacity of the Russian people and the ferocity of the Russian winter that lead to the defeat of the likes of Napoleon. The nature of the political system has nothing to do with it...
                                How do you know that? Let's look at the facts: under the absolute monarchy of the Tsar, the Russians beat Napoleon. Under Stalin, the Russians beat Hitler. Since democracy started, the Russians have not manage to repel a single land invasion by any major European power. The weather in Russia certainly hasn't changed, so how do you explain this?
                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Pirates had socialist communities were they shared their wealth, provided health care and retirement to the entire crew. Something as offensively un-Christian and un-American as that deserves no celebration.
                                Not to mention all the rampant cross-dressing, feminism, gender-bending and sodomy that went on!
                                I've made a study of Jamaica's cultural, political, and sexual history for my new novel about 18th-century Jamaica, Kingston by Starlight. It tells the story of Anne Bonny, a real-life Irish woman who journeyed to Jamaica, dressed as a man, became a pirate, had a relationship with another cross-dressing woman, and was put on trial for her alleged crimes in 1720...

                                Some dancehall performers may never admit it, but gay life is intertwined with the history of the Caribbean; it's part of the legends, the literature, the landscape. There are suggestion and shadows, winks and hints, that some significant portion of the region's celebrated and notorious pirate population may have been gay. B.R. Burg, in his book Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, writes of the piratical institution of "matelotage," in which one buccaneer was matched to a shipmate, each pledging mutual cooperation and companionship, with the understanding that if one died, all booty would go to the survivor. ...To modern observers it sure sounds like a same-sex marriage at sea.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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