[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

If you Pastafarians had any sensitivity whatsoever, you would move your "holiday" away from the hallowed 9/11 date. How's March?

Two blocks is NOT FAR ENOUGH!

Look at this Reverend; the Pasta worshipers have one their little floating churches just SIX BLOCKS FROM GROUND ZERO!!!!

THE GROUND ZERO PIRATE SHIP IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

You God-mockers sure love your revisionist history, don't you?

The 14,000 members of this Association(American Historical Association), however, know that revision is the lifeblood of historical scholarship. History is a continuing dialogue between the present and the past. Interpretations of the past are subject to change in response to new evidence, new questions asked of the evidence, new perspectives gained by the passage of time. There is no single, eternal, and immutable "truth" about past events and their meaning. The unending quest of historians for understanding the past—that is, "revisionism"—is what makes history vital and meaningful. Without revisionism, we might be stuck with the images of Reconstruction after the American Civil War that were conveyed by D. W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation and Claude Bowers's The Tragic Era. Were the Gilded Age entrepreneurs "Captains of Industry" or "Robber Barons"? Without revisionist historians who have done research in new sources and asked new and nuanced questions, we would remain mired in one or another of these stereotypes. Supreme Court decisions often reflect a "revisionist" interpretation of history as well as of the Constitution

And your problem with me commenting on the history of America is?

[SUV]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Why do you hate our Godly Sister SUV? She needs that oil. She only has a kerosene heater in her cabin, and winter is coming.

Do you want her to freeze to death?

Thank you, Reverend. I was about to inquire of the same.

It's just like a God-Damned athian to expect A Lady to freeze to Death in the winter just to satisfy some twisted, perverted Tenet in his nutball Religion - and I'll be God-Damned if I can figure out why. Yaaaaaaaar

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

aaaaaaaar

That is how the whole "Talk like a Pirate day" thing started with "Arrr!" so evidently you are feeling the call already.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Jesus didn't say at the Last Supper "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." and raise a tankard of grog! That didn't happen! Pirate DAY IS OFFENSIVE!!!

[SUV]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

That is how the whole "Talk like a Pirate day" thing started with "Arrr!" so evidently you are feeling the call already.

I cannot Deny it - I do.

Get thee behind me, Satan! (Alternative Christian spelling: "Satin")

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

The origins of Talk Like a Pirate Day:
So you can clearly see it pre-dates the terrible events of 2001.

And? The Winter Solstice pre-dates Christmas, so by your secular logic I suppose that means that Christmas is an adaptation of pagan ceremonies that already existed? No! Satan deliberately put Yule there to undermine God, just like he deliberately established Talk Like A Pirate Day to pre-emptively dishonour the memory of 9/11!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Jesus didn't say at the Last Supper "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." and raise a tankard of grog! That didn't happen! Pirate DAY IS OFFENSIVE!!!

Don't you mean
Jesús no dijo en la cena pasada "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." ¡y levante una jarra de cerveza del grog! Ese didn' ¡t sucede! ¡El DÍA del pirata ES OFENSIVO!!!

And? The Winter Solstice pre-dates Christmas, so by your secular logic I suppose that means that Christmas is an adaptation of pagan ceremonies that already existed?

Yep.
Do you have something from your that tells you the date of the birth of your mythical Jesus?

[John Creeser]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Anyone comes around me talking like a retard pirate is getting a smack upside the head with a KJV1611

I'm glad they keep your heathen pastafarian smelly face around here on the forum as you just showcase your silly cult non stop.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Cualquier persona viene alrededor yo que habla como un retraso que el pirata está consiguiendo a parte superior del tortazo la cabeza con un KJV1611

Estoy alegre ellos guardo su cara hedionda pastafarian pagana alrededor aquí encendido del foro como usted apenas muestro su parada tonta del culto no.

Changed it to something like it would be if it had not been for the Pirates.

[John Creeser]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Changed it to something like it would be if it had not been for the Pirates.

sticks and stones Godmocker....

You know Jo, at the end of the day it boils down to this; your "religion" was invented by Man , and mine was invented by GOD!!!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

sticks and stones Godmocker....

You know Jo, at the end of the day it boils down to this; your "religion" was invented by Man , and mine was invented by GOD!!!

As false as that statement is, Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is about History, it implications for the Modern World and how that is celebrated. You do not have to be a Pastafairian to celebrate it, Just all Pastafairians should.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Yep.
Do you have something from your that tells you the date of the birth of your mythical Jesus?

Do you have anything from the life of Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, Henry Morgan or Bartholomew Roberts that made International Burn a Koran day your holy day? NO! Of course not! Roberts died for your swag Feb 10th, 1722 and Blackbeard was called home to Davey Jone's Locker Nov 22th, 1718.

Face it, you pirates chose International Burn a Koran day just to preempt it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Face it, you pirates chose International Burn a Koran day just to preempt it.

As I said

Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is about History, it implications for the Modern World and how that is celebrated. You do not have to be a Pastafairian to celebrate it, Just all Pastafairians should.

Talk Like a "Pirate" Day was not originated by Pastafairians but the Flying Spaghetti Monster relieved to Great Prophet Bobby Henderson that we should observe it as a Holy Day.

Now I ask again, as the Pirates were SO important to the History of America how could celebrating them be considered offensive?

I suppose if you are a Spanish Speaking Catholic you could have some issues with it. Are you a Spanish Speaking Catholic Bobby-Joe?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

As I said

Talk Like a "Pirate" Day was not originated by Pastafairians but the Flying Spaghetti Monster relieved to Great Prophet Bobby Henderson that we should observe it as a Holy Day.

Now I ask again, as the Pirates were SO important to the History of America how could celebrating them be considered offensive?

I suppose if you are a Spanish Speaking Catholic you could have some issues with it. Are you a Spanish Speaking Catholic Bobby-Joe?

I see the Pasta freaks started on 9/19, so its your fault that the Mudslimes are pissed off, you insulted them.... Way to go ya pasta freak.