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  • Bobby-Joe
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    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    If you Pastafarians had any sensitivity whatsoever, you would move your "holiday" away from the hallowed 9/11 date. How's March?

    Two blocks is NOT FAR ENOUGH!
    Look at this Reverend; the Pasta worshipers have one their little floating churches just SIX BLOCKS FROM GROUND ZERO!!!!

    THE GROUND ZERO PIRATE SHIP IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #17
      Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      You God-mockers sure love your revisionist history, don't you?
      Originally posted by Pulitzer Prize winning historian James McPherson
      The 14,000 members of this Association(American Historical Association), however, know that revision is the lifeblood of historical scholarship. History is a continuing dialogue between the present and the past. Interpretations of the past are subject to change in response to new evidence, new questions asked of the evidence, new perspectives gained by the passage of time. There is no single, eternal, and immutable "truth" about past events and their meaning. The unending quest of historians for understanding the past—that is, "revisionism"—is what makes history vital and meaningful. Without revisionism, we might be stuck with the images of Reconstruction after the American Civil War that were conveyed by D. W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation and Claude Bowers's The Tragic Era. Were the Gilded Age entrepreneurs "Captains of Industry" or "Robber Barons"? Without revisionist historians who have done research in new sources and asked new and nuanced questions, we would remain mired in one or another of these stereotypes. Supreme Court decisions often reflect a "revisionist" interpretation of history as well as of the Constitution
      And your problem with me commenting on the history of America is?
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      • SUV
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        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Why do you hate our Godly Sister SUV? She needs that oil. She only has a kerosene heater in her cabin, and winter is coming.

        Do you want her to freeze to death?
        Thank you, Reverend. I was about to inquire of the same.

        It's just like a God-Damned athian to expect A Lady to freeze to Death in the winter just to satisfy some twisted, perverted Tenet in his nutball Religion - and I'll be God-Damned if I can figure out why. Yaaaaaaaar

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #19
          Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          aaaaaaaar
          That is how the whole "Talk like a Pirate day" thing started with "Arrr!" so evidently you are feeling the call already.
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          • Bobby-Joe
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            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

            Jesus didn't say at the Last Supper "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." and raise a tankard of grog! That didn't happen! Pirate DAY IS OFFENSIVE!!!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • SUV
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              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              That is how the whole "Talk like a Pirate day" thing started with "Arrr!" so evidently you are feeling the call already.
              I cannot Deny it - I do.

              Get thee behind me, Satan! (Alternative Christian spelling: "Satin")

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              • Brother Temperance
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                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                The origins of Talk Like a Pirate Day:
                So you can clearly see it pre-dates the terrible events of 2001.
                And? The Winter Solstice pre-dates Christmas, so by your secular logic I suppose that means that Christmas is an adaptation of pagan ceremonies that already existed? No! Satan deliberately put Yule there to undermine God, just like he deliberately established Talk Like A Pirate Day to pre-emptively dishonour the memory of 9/11!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #23
                  Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Jesus didn't say at the Last Supper "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." and raise a tankard of grog! That didn't happen! Pirate DAY IS OFFENSIVE!!!
                  Don't you mean
                  Jesús no dijo en la cena pasada "Ah Hoy me lads and lend me a close eye to the cut of me jib. Chart this course e'ery time ye' be think o' me, me hearties." ¡y levante una jarra de cerveza del grog! Ese didn' ¡t sucede! ¡El DÍA del pirata ES OFENSIVO!!!
                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  And? The Winter Solstice pre-dates Christmas, so by your secular logic I suppose that means that Christmas is an adaptation of pagan ceremonies that already existed?
                  Yep.
                  Do you have something from your that tells you the date of the birth of your mythical Jesus?
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                  • John Creeser
                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 7248

                    #24
                    Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                    Anyone comes around me talking like a retard pirate is getting a smack upside the head with a KJV1611

                    I'm glad they keep your heathen pastafarian smelly face around here on the forum as you just showcase your silly cult non stop.
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #25
                      Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                      Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                      Cualquier persona viene alrededor yo que habla como un retraso que el pirata está consiguiendo a parte superior del tortazo la cabeza con un KJV1611

                      Estoy alegre ellos guardo su cara hedionda pastafarian pagana alrededor aquí encendido del foro como usted apenas muestro su parada tonta del culto no.
                      Changed it to something like it would be if it had not been for the Pirates.
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                      • John Creeser
                        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7248

                        #26
                        Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Changed it to something like it would be if it had not been for the Pirates.
                        sticks and stones Godmocker....

                        You know Jo, at the end of the day it boils down to this; your "religion" was invented by Man , and mine was invented by GOD!!!
                        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
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                          #27
                          Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                          sticks and stones Godmocker....

                          You know Jo, at the end of the day it boils down to this; your "religion" was invented by Man , and mine was invented by GOD!!!
                          As false as that statement is, Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is about History, it implications for the Modern World and how that is celebrated. You do not have to be a Pastafairian to celebrate it, Just all Pastafairians should.
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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #28
                            Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Yep.
                            Do you have something from your that tells you the date of the birth of your mythical Jesus?
                            Do you have anything from the life of Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, Henry Morgan or Bartholomew Roberts that made International Burn a Koran day your holy day? NO! Of course not! Roberts died for your swag Feb 10th, 1722 and Blackbeard was called home to Davey Jone's Locker Nov 22th, 1718.

                            Face it, you pirates chose International Burn a Koran day just to preempt it.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              • Apr 2009
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                              #29
                              Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                              Face it, you pirates chose International Burn a Koran day just to preempt it.
                              As I said
                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is about History, it implications for the Modern World and how that is celebrated. You do not have to be a Pastafairian to celebrate it, Just all Pastafairians should.
                              Talk Like a "Pirate" Day was not originated by Pastafairians but the Flying Spaghetti Monster relieved to Great Prophet Bobby Henderson that we should observe it as a Holy Day.

                              Now I ask again, as the Pirates were SO important to the History of America how could celebrating them be considered offensive?

                              I suppose if you are a Spanish Speaking Catholic you could have some issues with it. Are you a Spanish Speaking Catholic Bobby-Joe?
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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #30
                                Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                As I said

                                Talk Like a "Pirate" Day was not originated by Pastafairians but the Flying Spaghetti Monster relieved to Great Prophet Bobby Henderson that we should observe it as a Holy Day.

                                Now I ask again, as the Pirates were SO important to the History of America how could celebrating them be considered offensive?

                                I suppose if you are a Spanish Speaking Catholic you could have some issues with it. Are you a Spanish Speaking Catholic Bobby-Joe?

                                I see the Pasta freaks started on 9/19, so its your fault that the Mudslimes are pissed off, you insulted them.... Way to go ya pasta freak.

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